The Swellview Bank; 3:15pm
Volt's POV
My baby and I got to the bank where we saw quite possibly the dumbest criminal duo in Swellview.
Jeff: Well well, if it isn't the white and brown duo!
Goomer: Wait, wasn't there only one of you? In...purple?
They couldn't even get Teddy's color right, and he's not even a member of Danger Force... I zap them both. After 5 seconds, Jeff hits the ground, but it took Goomer 10 seconds.
Me: AWOL, teleport these Blonde and Blonder ripoffs to prision.
AWOL: On it.
He teleports them out of here. I go to check on the bank teller.
Me: Are you okay?
The Bank Teller: Yeah, I'm okay. They looked tough, so I'm just glad they have less IQ than a potato chip.
Me: Ha!
Miles came back with a terrified look on his face. He still had Jeff and Goomer on him.
Me: AWOL, what happened?
Nothing.
Me: [sincerely; to the bank teller] Hey, can you give us some privacy?
The Bank Teller: Sure.
She leaves. I engulfed Miles in a hug for 5 minutes straight. Every minute, I kissed him on the cheek. He finally snapped out of it, but I still had my hands on his shoulders.
AWOL: Swellview Prison is on fire!
Me: WHAT?!
Now I was freaking out. Where are we supposed to take these guys? We can't send them to the Man's Nest cells because we still have Tiny Ray in there. Also, we have to stop the fire as well. Wait... I called the Swellview Fire Department.
Voicemail: Hello, this is the Swellview Emergency department. If you have an emergency, please contact Captain Man or Danger Force. We don't feel like doing our jobs today. Later!
Me: SON OF A BITCH!
AWOL: They called off, didn't they?
Me: Yeah!
AWOL: Okay, how about we find a water supply or something?
Me: Okay.
We teleport around Swellview to find it. I have an idea, but I can only hope it will work...
SWAG; 3:30pm
Mika's POV
I finally got everything set. Schwoz decided to ditch me as soon as I told him that they already know how to fight, so I'm doing this myself. I have to tell him the basics of being a good guy. Since he already wants to be on Ray's good side, I didn't have to convince him to work together with him. And yes, I know he said no to fighting crime with Ray, but he said it was because he didn't want Ray to try to beat him up every 5 seconds while they're on a mission. I'm surprised I wasn't fed up with them being at each other's throats up to this point. Of course, Ray ignited each fight, so since that was normal for him, I guess that's why I brushed it off.
Me: Okay Drex, so here are some pointers on being a good guy, but first off, you did really well on your first day. You saved me and helped me find my Bosey.
Drex: Mika, I'm sorry, but can you stop talking about Bose lovingly?
I could tell it was making him uncomfortable.
Me: Sorry. Anyway, you also took down villains even though they looked up to you and tried to convince you to come back, so you did extremely well that night. However, there are times where I've seen you talk to non criminals who weren't actually in danger. There are exceptions when it comes to saving people. Not everyone is in danger. You can't force these things to happen, otherwise, you're just scamming the public.
Drex: Sounds about right.
Me: Actually, now that I think about it, that's pretty much it. You actually want to make it up to Ray?
Drex: See, nowadays, I don't disrespect Ray because he's my old nemesis; I disrespect him because he's a self centered, mom obsessive, arrogant child.
Me: Fair enough. We're done here.
We go back up to the Man's Nest where Ray and Bose are frantically pacing.
Me: Guys, what's going on?
Ray: Swellview Prison is on fire!
Me: WHAT!
Bose: I tried calling the fire department, but apparently they're taking a break.
Drex: Why...
Ray: Shut up!
He slaps Drex.
Me: Seriously?
We get out our gum, chew and blow our gumballs and go to the Man Van. Ray is driving, Drex goes to the bathroom, and Bose and I cuddle with each other in the back. We get to Swellview Prison in 5 minutes.
Captain Man: Any ideas on how to stop this?
Brainstorm: Can't we just take a fire truck?
Me: Honey...
All of a sudden, Miles and Chapa teleport with a fire truck.
Volt: I'll be damned. It actually worked.
Me: Since when could you do that?
AWOL: I don't know, but I just found out today. Apparently I can control what I teleport and what I don't.
Me: Well that's new.
Captain Man: Okay, so now what?
Brainstorm: Too complicated.
He goes to nacho ball...the close one.
Me: [under my breath] Babyboy...
Drex: Well, I know how...
Captain Man: Oh my god, can you shut...
I sonic screamed at him, but a ball of energy comes at him and launches him 30 yards out. We were all shocked, but we quickly got ourselves together.
Drex: Anyway, I can't hold the hose because of my claw, so if you three can hold the hose while I turn it on, that would be great.
We did what he said. I stood behind Miles who stood behind Chapa who had to aim. Drex successfully turned it on, and we hold on tight. It took 15 minutes, but we got the fire out.
Me: Great! But we still don't have a prison.
Drex: I thought you had one in the Man's Nest.
Me: Oh yeah.
Suddenly Miles' phone rings. It was Schwoz. He picks up.
AWOL: What's up?
Schwoz: I've been trying to call you guys! One, I made new prisoner cells in the Man's Nest, so Miles, you two can put the bank robbers in there.
AWOL: Okay. What else?
Schwoz: The Vice Mayor is in trouble!
AWOL: I'm on i-
Suddenly, my phone rings. It was Mom. I answer.
Me: Hey Mom!
Mom: SHOUTOUT! WE NEED HELP! WE NE-
Someone hangs her up. Not good. Ray and Bose just came back from their respective places.
Schwoz: Mika, what hap-
Me: MILES! OUR PLACE! NOW!
Captain Man's POV
Miles hangs up on Schwoz and teleports with Mika.
Me: What was all that about?
Schwoz then calls me. I answer.
Schwoz: So apparently their mom is in danger. So is the Vice Mayor, so can you guys go...
Chapa's phone rings. It's her mom.
Alejandra: Volt! Villains are holding us hosta-
Another hangup.
Volt: DREX, WE GOTTA GO! I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS!
Aaaaaaaand they take the Man Van. Now BOSE'S phone rings. And it's Celia. Just so happens that she needs help. Suddenly, Bose flies away... Wait, what? Mika's sonic ball? Miles teleporting a fire truck? Bose flying? What the hell is going on here? And why did their Moms call them? And why did Chapa take Drex and not me? And how di-
Schwoz: RAY!
I snap out of my thoughts.
Me: What the hell is going on?
Schwoz: I don't know, but do you have anyone?
Me: No.
Schwoz: Then I'll go with you. I upgraded my suit so that I have their powers, but it only lasts for 20 minutes before I have to charge it again.
He hangs up and teleports to me.
Schwoz: Before we go to the Vice Mayor's office, I need to text the kids. I need to make sure they get my instructions for the new cells I built. Who'd Drex run off with?
Me: Chapa.
Schwoz: Heh. I feel bad for those villains.
He finished texting them and he teleported us to the Vice Mayor's Office. It was the Toddler and his goons.
The Toddler: Weeell weeell weeell! Captain Ham and Schwoz!
Schwoz instantly shocked his goons to the ground. I decided to take the Toddler just to do something. It took 2 minutes, but he went down.
Vice Mayor Willard: Thank you Captain Man and Schwoz.
Schwoz: You're welcome.
Me: So do you know why the fire department called out for the day?
Vice Mayor Willard: Oh... I reduced their pay from $5/hour to nothing. I guess their on strike.
Me: Are you kidding me!
Vice Mayor Willard: Hey, I want that high speed railroad built, damn it!
Me: Why?
Schwoz: We already have enough transportation here as it is! Why bother?
Vice Mayor Willard: Fine! I'll bring their pay back up.
Me: Good.
Schwoz then teleports me and the villains to his new cell room in the Man's Nest and it looks a lot more advanced than the ones we had Drex and Rick Twitler in.