Flame's Adventures in Fan Fiction
Chapter 1
Meetings
Hi this is my first Fic, hope you enjoy it! Please no flames, even though my name is Flame. :-)
Notes
In case you didn't know, I am Flame. ;-)
Riddleness is a real character, and she has her own Harry Potter Fan Fiction. Go check it out by looking up her name, it is a really good Fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter...if I did I wouldn't be writing this Fic... In fact, I don't know anything in this Fic except the story premise and some of the characters....ah well, ON WITH THE FIC!
"WARNING!!! THIS FIC CONTAINS RANDOMNESS, AND CHAOS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" shouts Flame.
"Great..." says Harry sarcastically as he jumps out of the computer.
"Man..." sighs Ron.
"This can't be happening..." groans Hermione.
Flame laughs, "It can and it will! I am in control and everyone must obey me!! MUAHAHAHA!!"
"How'd we get stuck with her?" grumbles Hermione.
"Be quiet, and GET BACK IN THE FIC!!" shouts Flame.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione jump into the computer as fast as possible.
Flame laughs evilly, "ON WITH THE FIC!!"
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It was Winter break at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and everyone had their homework done.
(Harry yells, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
"There's no way I would have gotten it done so early!" Ron says flatly.
"I have no problem with this..." Hermione says quietly.
The Homework Demon smiles, "YAY GREAT JOB EVERYONE!!"
Flame jumps,"How the heck did you get here?!"
The Homework Demon smirks, "I have my ways..."
"Did you hear us?!" clamors Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Flame's violet eyes start to glow red, "QUIET!!! AND GET BACK IN THE STORY!!!"
The trio cowers and jumps back in the computer.
"Now it's just you and me." The Homework Demon smiles.
"Don't you have homework to do?" says the annoyed Flame.
"Oh that's right I almost forgot!" The Homework Demon panics, "BYE!"
Flame clutches her head, "This is going to take a while..."
Harry pokes his head out of the computer, "I still don't see how..."
Flame interrupts him, "GET BACK IN THE COMPUTER!"
Harry disappears, as Flame says, "ON WITH THE FIC! (again)")
ANYWAY, because everyone had their homework done, (Harry protests,"I really don't think..." as Flame shoves him back into the computer.)
everyone in the Griffindor common room was getting very bored.
"What should we do now?" asked Harry to Ron and Hermione.
"Why don't we go exploring?" Hermione said simply.
"Why not?" asked Ron, as the three climbed out of the portal leading to the rest of the Hogwarts castle.
Their feet softly slapped against the stone floor as the three made their way around the castle. They wandered around, not really paying attention to where they were going, while watching the moving paintings curiously. They passed some dancing fruit, an old victorian lady who was sewing, and two knights dueling each other, but what they saw next made them stop short. The wall of paintings ended abruptly as the trio came to a dark corridor. They weren't surprised that there was a corridor, as there were many in the castle, however, they were surprised, to see two black robed girls walking toward them. The one on the right was wearing the normal school uniform with the Griffindor crest embroidered on her chest; although they had never seen her in the common room before, or anywhere else in the school for that matter. Her friend was what really threw them, as she appeared to be wearing the Hogwarts uniform, but upon closer inspection, her robe was in fact made out of felt. She had the Slytherin crest engraved on her uniform, and they thought it very strange that a Slytherin and Griffindor were talking and laughing together.
"Hello." Ron called out, somewhat tentatively, as the two girls came up to them.
"Hello!" They both said brightly.
"Umm, who you are guys?" asked the curious Hermione.
"Well, my name is Shawn," said the girl with the Griffindor crest.
"And my name is Riddleness," the girl with the Slytherin crest said as she smirked evilly.
(Flame does a double take on her computer and shouts, "HOW DID THEY GET IN MY FIC?!"
Riddleness smirks and laughs evilly, "We have our ways, and you can't have a Harry Potter Fan Fiction without us!"
Shawn grins, "It just wouldn't be right without our obsessiveness."
Flame groans, "Well I am still in control, even if I can't get you two to leave."
"No you aren't," says a voice from the shadows.
All three jump, as The Homework Demon walks up to the trio.
"Hello," she says while smirking.
"What else could go wrong?" says Flame to herself.
TBG pops up and screams, "I AM THE-"
"GO AWAY!" yells the annoyed foursome.
TBG disappears while everyone looks at Flame questioningly.
"Don't ask," Flame groans with her head in her hands.
As three stare at Flame, they suddenly yell, "ON WITH THE FIC!"
Flame mumbles, "My poor head...")
"So," Ron started awkwardly, "Are you two new?"
"In a way," said Riddleness with an evil glint in her eye.
(Flame starts to grumble about things containing the words "meddling" and "Fan Fiction."
"Calm down and continue with your story." The Homework Demon says irritably.
Flame mumbles something that sounds vaguely like "On with MY Fic" while her currently red eyes glare at The Homework Demon.
"And I thought we demons were the ones with the red eyes..." The Homework Demon says to herself.)
"We just got here." Shawn said as she elbowed Riddleness; the trio just stared at them blankly, looking confused, "You're the first people we ran into so far."
"I'm Harry, and this is Ron and Hermione." Harry said, finally introducing them, "Would you like us to show you around the castle?"
"That would be great!" Riddleness sighed dreamily as she thought of a certain someone she was hoping to run into.
(Flame starts to cough as The Homework Demon glares at her, "Don't give anything away," she warns as Flame tries to compose herself.
She fails miserably, giggling helplessly while she says, "On with the Fic!"
The Homework Demon sighs and shakes her head.)
The group continued to walk down the dimly lit corridor, while pointing out things of interest to the mysterious girls. As they walked down the halls, they kept hearing low mutterings coming from the Slytherin girl. Harry could just make out the words "Draco" and "love" which made him feel very uneasy about the new girl. As they turned a corner, they saw the person they had been hoping NOT to run into.
"Snape!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione cried while taking a step back.
"Hello," Snape sneered as he rested his eyes on the two newcomers, "and who are your new friends, Potter?"
"Riddleness and Shawn." Harry answered cooly.
Suddenly, the faces on the two girls broke out into two identical evil grins as they shouted in unison, "'Ello Seveikins!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione both paled with their mouths agape and looked at Snape. Snape's face was as white as a sheet but it soon had a slight pink tinge to it.
"How did you know?" Snape whispered, and he quickly turned on his heels and ran back the way he came.
There was dead silence as the trio started at the two girls who were still grinning evilly.
"Come on let's keep going," Shawn said as she started to walk down the hall with Riddleness.
The trio stared after them for a while, with their mouths still opened, until they realized what they were doing. They looked at each other, closed their mouths, and ran to catch up with the girls.
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The Homework Demon smiled, "What a nice story, now DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
Flame holds her head in the hands, "Help."
"I DIDN'T GET TO SEE HIM YET?!" Riddleness cries, "BUT! BUT!-"
"You'll get to meet him in the next chapter don't worry," Flame says cutting her off.
"Oh goodie!" Riddleness sighs as she hugs a picture of her idol.
Flame just stares at Riddleness, "Okay then..."
Shawn starts to grin insanely while thinking of who she wants to meet, while The Homework Demon continues to yell at everyone to do their homework.
"How did I get stuck with these people?" Flame asks to no one in particular.
"Hey, Homework Demon!?" Flame suddenly yells to her.
"Yes?" She asks, while momentarily stopping her rants.
"Would you mind reading the ending for me?" Flame asks as she hands a piece of paper to The Homework Demon.
"Sure," said The Homework Demon, taking the paper, "Everyone reading this, please review, and whoever reviews gets-" she pauses, "-SOME HOMEWORK! HEHEHE!"
"NO!" shouts Flame taking the piece of paper back, "You read it, Riddleness."
Riddleness takes the paper and says,"Everyone reading this, please review, and whoever reviews gets-" she pauses, "A PICTURE OF-"
"DON'T GIVE IT AWAY!" Flame shouts, cutting her off as she grabs the paper from her.
"How about a picture of-" Shawn started to say, as Flame cuts her off and says, "Everyone reading this, please review, and whoever reviews gets a cookie!" Flame says as fast as she could and sighs, "Finally, all done!"
"Are you sure?" says a voice from behind them.