Well, I'm back. Took longer than I anticipated to get around to this. My gaming habits often cut into the time I'd use for writing so I don't always get to it. Just so you guys know, this won't be a collection of lemons and the like, but it will definitely contain them occasionally if all goes as planned. Anyway onto the story. Enjoy!

Also wanted to let people know, I've posted this up on AO3 under the same name as well. I'll be posting future chapters I add to this series there alongside here on FF. Also I got some reviews! Awesome!


Eikichi Onizuka wasn't sure what to think about his current situation. In less than a day he'd gone from watching porn in his living room to talking engagement with a former student of his. Not only that, but she'd quite aggressively seduced him and quite successfully at that. He'd always known she was gorgeous, but due to the age difference and his choice in occupation, he'd chosen to keep just enough distance between them to not cause any issues. Still, she'd made passes at him over time, but he made sure to shut her down. What happened yesterday was a completely different story though, he'd been too lax and she'd caught him with his guard down. Old instincts told him to protest, but the more he thought about it the more he reasoned there was no need. She was grown now, not that middle school student with a knack for starting trouble. They were both adults that could make their own decisions. They'd always had a weird connection in some way so the thought of her being his wife wasn't that all that strange for him. Hell, he didn't think he could pick a better match. Someone who could match his brand of insanity with her own. Her brains complimented his brawn. Most importantly, she'd been his number one supporter for many years and he'd done his best to be there for her. That was good enough for him. He was someone who appreciated people who had your back.

Engagement was a whole nother beast to think about. He wouldn't lie. He was incredibly nervous. He'd never even had a stable girlfriend, much less something like this. Their was definitely a sense of giddiness in his chest though. She was practically everything on his check list for his future lady. He would be eternally grateful for her being brought into his life.

Still, he was stumped on this whole engagement ring deal. He'd looked into it and found that wedding rings could cost two hundred thousand yen or more. He had cash saved up, but he wasn't sure if he had those kind of funds. He might have to call in some old favors, take on some odd jobs, whatever it took. He'd had to do worse with a deadline. He's got this.

Urumi had left his apartment after they'd spent the rest of the night talking and screwing around. She'd relentlessly teased him about his 'Collection' yet she seemed to be taking it in with great interest all the same. It wasn't the first time it had happened, but it definitely gave off different vibes now. He enjoyed the sense of closeness that had only increased between them. Boundaries didn't feel like such a big deal now that they'd closed the distance in the most intimate of ways. It brought a smile to his face at the thought of them living every day like this.

Onizuka admitted though that he honestly was honestly feeling really confident and when he was confident he tended to brag. Problem was that he wasn't sure if he was supposed to brag or not. They hadn't talked about telling other people. Sure he could call her and ask bu-

Suddenly his video phone rang out. Speak of the devil, it was Urumi.

"Hey Urumi! I was just about to call you."

"Missing me already? How sweet Onizuka."

"Well yes, but that's not why."

"Wanting to brag about our night together?"

"...How did you know?"

"I can practically see it written all over your face of course."

"Heh. Guess you're right. Well, what do I tell people? Can I tell people?"

"Tell them you have a charming, smart beautiful young girlfriend waiting at home and that we did the deed."

"You don't live with me though."

"Not yet anyway. I'll be sure to fix that soon enough."

"Looking forward to it. Anyway I was going to meet up with Ryuji. I wanted him to be the first to know."

"That's fine. I've already bragged to the girls and Kikuchi anyway."

"Damn and I have't even gone for breakfast yet. So why were you calling me anyway?"

"Just wanted to see you."

Onizuka could see her cheeks tint red and she smiled at him. That smile was blinding.

"Well why don't you take in the view?" he said, flexing his muscles while shirtless.

She hummed appreciatively, "You're gonna make me do or say naughty things when my mom's in the other room."

"Oh shit! Why didn't you say anything?"

Urumi laughed, "It's fine you dork. She shouldn't be able to hear anything anyway. I've prepared for every situation."

"I'd disappointed if you hadn't. I should really get going now though. If you're not busy later we can grab dinner."

"That sounds wonderful. Au revoir my love."

"You too, Urumi-chan."

He hung up the phone, he could tell his face got flushed. She put thoughts about naughty things in his head then acted so sweet. She knew exactly how to feed his extremely perverse nature. It was a blessing and a curse he supposed.

Well, at least his dilemma was solved. He could finally say he had lost his virginity and had a girlfriend. Though he exercise some caution, as crazy at that sounds coming from him, and not mention the specifics about who his girlfriend is just yet. Ryuji definitely knew Urumi to some degree and he didn't want to answer too many questions right now. He just wanted to bask in his moment of glory!

He took a quick shower and found some decently clean clothes. A meetup with Ryuji wasn't exactly a classy event.

His motorcycle was his baby. One of the few things he owned that he actually took great pride in properly maintaining. This thing had been with him through Hell and back. Heck it had even see it's fair share of action over the years with Urumi. From their first meeting to many crazy stunts he had pulled. Sometimes he had even just drove her around as she got older because she enjoyed spending time with him and she loved going fast. She could be such a little speed demon.

Onizuka had never realized quite how entangled in his life she'd become until now. She was a constant he'd never even thought about possibly losing. Even long after she'd moved on from his class, she frequently made visits. Not to mention her and Kikuchi were his go to for reliable help when he really needed it. At one point in time she'd even given him a nickname. Oni-Oni she had called him. He never paid it much mind, but in retrospect it was a clear sign that she still held some sort of affection for him. It hadn't necessarily stuck, but he was sure she still used it from time to time.

The place him and Ryuji frequented wasn't the most popular, but they liked it that way. Made it nice for catching up when they had the time. Maybe throw some jokes Nagisa-chan's way. Perverted jokes of course, but jokes nonetheless. She always took it in stride though.

"Ryuji! You'll never guess what happened!"

"Something good judging by that stupid look on your face."

"It's better than good! It's amazing! I finally got laid!"

"Congrats man. Saejima and I had a bet going about whether you would go til 30 or not."

"You bastards were betting about me behind my back! What kind of friends are you?"

"To be fair I bet that you would get lucky before then. He owes me 10,000 yen now."

"Since you were in my corner I'll let it slide."

"Thanks...I guess. So who's the lucky lady?"

"Can't tell that part. Not yet anyways. Just now that she's actually agreed to be my girlfriend."

"I really hope you're not stupid enough to get conned by a pretty face and a sexy body again."

"I've grown since then. I haven't fell for that kinda trap in years! I just want you to meet her in person when I introduce you to. Y'know, do things a bit more properly for once."

"Never thought I'd see the day you did anything properly. Seems that teaching gig finally taught you something over the years"

Onizuka chuckled, "Yeah it really did. I don't regret a single day of it despite it putting me through the wringer time and time again. It's helped me by me helping other people. It's a win win situation really."

"Look at you talking like this. You've really mellowed out some these past few years."

"I'm just not rushing head first into everything these days. Though I definitely have my moments. I wouldn't be me if I wasn't crazy at least half the time."

"That aside, was it worth the wait?"

"Hell yeah! I'm glad I never wasted it on some prostitute or something stupid like that like I'd considered in the past. It made it all the more special to pick the right person."

"Wow so sentimental. I was expected more raving about how hot this chick was or something like that."

"Oh trust me, she was amazing. The way her body felt and moved. It was fan-fucking-tastic I tell you! I've never felt anything like it."

"Now that's your like it. Spare me your horny ramblings though."

"Hell no! Let me have my moment!"

The two began bickering like always, but there was no bad blood. Just two friends being idiots as usual.


Onizuka returned to his apartment later, stomach growling as he'd basically forgone breakfast this morning in his rush. When he entered his living room, he found a box of takeout on his counter with a note on it.

'I got you some lunch while I was out! Enjoy! -Urumi'

The note was signed with cute little hearts. and even what looked like a lipstick mark. Damn she was going all out. He was starved right now and some takeout would really hit the spot.

He dug in to his delicious meal, reminding himself to make sure to give Urumi his thanks. She'd always been rough around the edges but she was good to those she cared about.

Suddenly there was a pounding at his door, "Eikichi open up this instant!" a familiar voice echoed.

Onizuka scarfed down another large bite before reluctantly heading for the door.

"Saejima! You're disturbing my delicious lunch you loudmouth bastard!"

"You're calling me a loudmouth? Besides, the only bastard here is you! A lying bastard costing me 10,000 yen!"

"I ain't lying though! The Eternal Virgin Onizuka is no more! I even have proof!"

Onizuka promptly showed Saejima the note and food. The cop narrowed his eyes at the note before tossing it away. Onizuka raced to catch it before it blew away in the breeze.

"Whaddya doin' that for?" he shouted.

"As if an idiot like you could fool me with such an obvious fake."

"It's not fake though I swear!"

"Ryuji may buy your bullshit, but I see right through you!"

"Damn you, Saejima!"

"Onizuka!"

Thus began the brawl made up of two idiots. Typical day in the life of one Eikichi Onizuka.


Saejima had eventually been worn down and reluctantly accepted his story (aka the truth) and went on to pay Ryuji his money.

Onizuka was now drinking a can of beer with his last bit of meal than had gone cold in his absence. He was reading a gaming magazine of some sort and saw news about Tekken 4. Man he couldn't wait to get his hands on it. He was practically the master of gaming second only to Noboru. Though he aimed to surpass him eventually.

He began to think about money when it hit him. Oh shit! He needed to pay for an engagement ring! Sad to say it but Tekken 4 would have to wait. He had a more important investment.

Besides he could still master the Mishima style in Tekken Tag Tournament until then and be ready! Back to the point though, he had like no clue about engagement rings. Maybe he should call in some backup. Though he didn't think this was a job for the boys and he wasn't sure if he wanted to ask the girls. Especially if Tomoko and Miyabi already knew the situation. They would tease him relentlessly for sure. Still they might be his best bet all things considered. They were Urumi's closest friends. Still he had to have some tact about this.

He fished his phone out of his pocket and gave both girls a ring. They agreed to meetup with him to discuss details.

Tomoko was there in flash, knocking on his door unexpectedly.

"Sensei! Congratulations. I'm so happy that to hear the news!"

"Oi I thought we were gonna meet up with Miyabi at that new cafe place you guys wanted to try."

"I wanted to talk to you first. It's important."

"Eh? Something the matter Tomo-chan?"

Tomoko blushed, "It's just that...uh...I wanted to tell you..." she trailed off.

Onizuka sat there completely confused by Tomoko's mumbling.

"What is it? Whatever it is, lay it on me. I can take it."

"...I've also been in love with you the past four years, Sensei..."

Onizuka stood there as the words slowly generated and the stupidest look planted itself on his face, "Pardon?"

"I'm happy for you and Urumi-chan, but I'm also kinda sad because you were my special someone and I wanted to be yours too."

The blonde took a deep breath, "I-I see. Well..." he couldn't find the words.

"I'm not expecting you to change your mind about Urumi-chan. In fact, I'd be really mad at you if you did. I just needed to tell you...for me."

He was starting to get the picture, this was one of those closure things. She wasn't expecting anything of him.

"Sorry Tomoko-chan. You're great and I'm sure you can find someone a billion times better than me who'll appreciate ya for everything that makes you, well, you. I've already made a commitment though and I ain't backing out of it."

Tomoko smiled, though it was somewhat sad, "That's exactly what I wanted to hear. If you break her heart I'll never forgive you."

"If I break her heart then I'll never forgive me. So you've got nothing to worry about."

"Sorry if I made things awkward, Sensei. I just needed to get this off my chest."

"Don't be sorry. I'm glad you were honest with me. Ready to go meet with Miyabi?"

"Let's do it!"


Miyabi looked surprised when they arrived together, but they explained it pretty quickly and ordered.

"So Onizuka...Urumi finally lured you into her trap." Miyabi started.

"I guess you could say that. Why are you talking like you expected it though?"

"Because Urumi is nothing if not driven when she really wants something. Given that you have been her primary desire for a while now, I knew she'd catch you eventually if the opportunity presented itself."

"Well...she quite literally caught me with my pants down, but that's not what I'm here to talk to you two about. I need help with finding an engagement ring!"

Miyabi sipped her coffee, "Getting straight to the point then. Alright, I guess I can help you out. So do you have any ideas of what you're looking for at all?"

"Honestly not a clue. Like if I go for something flashy she might think it's overkill and I'd be broke, but if i get something simple she might think it's too bland and I don't want that either."

"I see..."

"I think Urumi-chan will love anything as long as it's from you." Tomoko spoke up.

Miyabi nodded, "That's probably true." she admitted.

"Still it wouldn't hurt to put some effort into this. I want it to be special." he confessed.

"You know for such a punk you're being a real softie right now."

"Hey a real man knows the time and place for both."

"Whatever you say. Anyways, believe it or not, she actually never dropped us any kind of hints for this kind of stuff. Honestly despite how confident she acts, she probably tried not to get her hopes up. I'm pretty sure she was painfully aware of the possibility you would reject her outright even after all these years."

That made him feel kind of bad, but honestly he still thought it was for the best that he kept certain boundaries between them before now.

"The fact that you accepted her affections in the end will mean a lot on its own in her eyes, but that's obvious."

At a particular phrasing, something clicked inside Onizuka's head.

"That's it! Her eyes! She has that heterochro-something or another. I can do something with that.

"The word your looking for is heterochromia." Miyabi added, "That's not a bad idea actually. She's always had really striking eyes."

"Urumi-chan has really pretty eyes!" Tomoko interjected.

Onizuka nodded his agreement, "I think so, too. That's perfect then. Now the question is how do I incorporate that into an engagement ring?"

The three thought it over for a bit before Tomoko offered an idea.

"What if you put different colored gems in the ring to match each of her eye colors?"

Onizuka threw his hands onto Tomoko in excitement, "I love it! Tomo-chan you're a genius!"

Tomoko laughed happily in response, "I wouldn't go that far, but I'm glad you like my idea."

Miyabi waved a waitress over, "Let's grab a quick bite then we can help you find a place that can do what you're looking for." she told him.

"You know you're so nice when you wanna be, Miyabi-chan."

"Shut up, Onizuka."


I'll be honest this chapter wasn't supposed to be this short, but honestly time got away from me and next thing you know it's November. This is basically a heads up to anyone who's still here that the story ain't dead yet. I unfortunately just have a bad habit of putting things off or forgetting about them. Also Elden Ring has kept me busy since I got into it. Lots of fun. I've considered writing a story about it, but don't know if I should really take on another series given my track record of leaving stories hanging. I hope that I can at least finish this one eventually even if it is a bit rushed. Next time I'll try my best not to make you guys wait too long.

As always I like hearing anyone's thoughts. Never hesitate to leave reviews good or bad. Constructive criticism can always help me know my weak points in my writing.

~Trevyler