Hello! This is gonna be my first fan fic! If it stinks, sorry, but I hope you all like it. (This is the part where you read it!)
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It was a very rainy day, and the gang had, for some reason or a another, decided to go on a picnic. However, that was before it started to rain. As the rain fell, Botan suggested that they go they retreat to Genkai's place. Genkai, who was with them along with Keiko and Yukina, agreed and set them up in one of her rooms. Miraculously, none of the food had gotten wet! But this did not cheer up the group seeing as their plans were still ruined.
They all sat around the table and were about to pass out the food when Keiko said, "Wait. Where are the utensils? Didn't you pack them Yusuke?" Yusuke stared blankly for a moment then said, "I thought Kuwabara was packing them?" The group turned to look at Kuwabara, who was looking pretty stupid at the moment. "I thought you said pencils." he said holding up a fist full of number twos'. All but Hiei either sweatdropped or fell backwards. "Luckily," Genkai said standing up, "I have plenty of utensils in my kitchen." She left the table and the group remained very quiet for a moment.
"Oh come now!" Botan said breaking the silence. "We can't let a little ra-" but she stopped halfway through realizing that her zipper was down and the button was undone, leaving every one to see her pink undies with little bears on them. Yusuke was the first to burst out in laughter, quickly followed by Kuwabara. However, Kuwabara had been taking a drink of water at the time, and guess what? It sprayed all over Yusuke.The attention now focused on him, Yusuke quickly shouted something along the lines of 'Why you little!' and threw a small bowl of rice at his head. It hit him and he retaliated by chucking an apple at his head. But Yusuke ducked, and instead the projectile fruit struck Botan (whose zipper had been promptly pulled up) in the temple. Yuskue of course began to laugh and Botan shoved the apple in his mouth.
The group was in stitches when Yusuke couldn't take it any more and threw random food stuffs in every direction. This, of course is when all heck broke lose and chaos insued. Within five seconds, Keiko was covered in ketchup, Kurama had a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head, and Hiei was comically hit in the face with a pie. Hiei would have lopped off the head of whoever threw it if it hadn't had been Yukina, who was using Kuwabara as a sheild. Kuwabara's main focus was Yusuke, and had nailed him with a bowl of coleslaw.
This was around the time Genkai returned to the disaster area. She opened her mouth to ask what in the world was going on, but her face quickly made friends with a bowl of peas, thrown by Yuskue. The room ceased to move and Yusuke took Yukina's hiding spot behind Kuwabara. The peas fell from her face, and she said angrily, "Who threw that?" Thinking quickly, Yusuke reached to Kuwabara's right arm and lifted it, making it look like he was confessing. "What the?" he said as his arm lifted. Kuwabara jumped back fairly quickly leaving Yusuke with a bit of a smoking gun.
One would think that Yusuke would have been mercilessly pummeled by Genkai, however she simply smiled and pulled a can of soda from behind her back. Genkai pulled back the opener-thingy and carbonated soda sprayed all over Yusuke. As the jet of liquid subsided the room erupted in laughter. "Oh now it's on, Grandma!" Yusuke shouted and sandwich at her. As the chaos reinsued, the room became like a battlefield and oranges replaced grenades.
As the food ran low and fatigue set in, Kuwabara uttered, "But, what are we gonna eat now?"
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Okay, that was it. No more of this fanfic. I know very short, but I didn't intend it to be long! Please review!