Yuan looks back on his 'potato' experiences. I warn you, you must refrain from throwing potato's at me ::grin:: This is just a humor story so not much description ::grin:: I am a Yuan fan and I am explaining why Yuan has some features.. R&R
Chapter One: Potato Flashbacks
-Flash Back One-
Yuan in sitting in a Inn hobby in Asgard.
"Where the heck is Botta?"
Suddenly a potato rolled into the Inn wearing sunglasses. It rolled on up to Yuan and spoke in a Intergalactic tongue.
"Accuse me?" Yuan asked.
"MTOIHDSIDOHASI"(It's Yuan!) The potato yelled.
"Umm…" Yuan answered.
"IIOSADNF!!(Come my potato-ish friends! Time to put him in a pot!)" The potato yelled again.
Suddenly five potatoes rolled in with a giant pot. And that's why only one side of Yuan's head has blue hair bangs!
-Flash Back Two-
The Reason Why Yuan was engaged to Martel
Yuan is sitting by a campfire as his companions sleep. He can't sleep. (I WONDER WHY?!). Suddenly a potato with wings flies by and lands next to Yuan.
"No Yuan, I am your father," The potato said.
"What?!" Yuan answered.
"Marry Martel you fool!"
"uh, why?" Yuan asked.
"Because us potato fairies say so!"
"Potato fairies?" Yuan asked.
"YES! NO GO GET A RING OR SUFFER THE BOILING POT OF DOOM AGAIN!"
Yuan runs off to get a ring. (hmm explains a lot)
Flash Back 3
Why Yuan uses a Swallow a Weapon.
Yuan is walking through Hima. This is before he meets Mithos. He goes to buy some food for his journey.
"I'd like ten lemons and five pieces of bread," Yuan says.
"Sorry we are all out," A big fat guy says.
"1 strawberry then," Yuan asks.
"All Out," The guy answers.
"Rice?" Yuan asks.
"All out!" The guy answers.
"Then what do you have?!" Yuan demands.
"One hundred potatoes!" The man says petting a potato as it snarls.
"Ermmm" Yuan stares.
"Fine I'll take them," Yuan mutters handing over 2,400 gald.
Soon after Yuan is walking through the forest with one hundred radioactive potatoes following him.
"I swear, these potatoes aren't normal," He mutters.
Suddenly a potato magician appears and throws a Swallow at him.
"What the!" Yuan yelled.
"USE IT YOU DIMBWIT!" And then the Magical Potato magician leaves (That's why He uses a swallow XD)
-Final Flash back-
-Why Yuan has Blue hair-
Yuan is in Altamria. This is before Flash Back 1.
"YUAN!" Mithos yells. Yuan sees him. Mithos throws a potato at Yuan's head sending him into the water head first causing his hair to turn blue.
Author's Note:
And this is why Potatoes can never be trusted! And it explains things about Yuan. They are true I tell you. Or are they?! R&R please!