Note's from the author, ME!

Ok, there is a fat bastard out there. First of all, I admit I put a gay "notion" into the story. One to twist the plot, and two, to say how hot Draco is! (Draco's fan girls agree). Now, I forgot what the faggots name was, but here's the ordeal, I admit, I've read stories that don't appeal to me, but for god sakes, I don't go and say: "dude. cut i t with the gay shit you FUCKING BITCH!!" First of all, you can't spell if your mom had given you extreme proper English classes. Second of all, you're a lame dirt bag for doing this.

All who agree please e-mail this faggot at: jargon at cox. net

Jackass.

O.k. I feel better now. I hate people like that. I hope you enjoy this chapter. If you feel uncomfortable or think I should change something to help you fix your problems with this story I'd be happy to oblige to you and fix what is needed if it feel's it needs to be.

Thank you to my 2 great reviewers. I am posting more, Please check it out! By the way, Nevra4evera, please post soon or I'm going to keel over and die!

This story is for "Jackass". Hope you liked being placed in people's shoes. Jackass.

"Ferret"

Nyoka opened the letter. It read:

Dear Nyoka,

I have something to tell you, I will be coming to live with you very soon. Come to find out, the plants and I do not get along! Oh well, See you later you Slytherin!

I will be coming next week!

I love you!

Akdieal

She smiled at the letter. "What does it say?" "Draco, that's none of your business." "Tell me!" "No! I'm not going to tell you, Ferret." She looked closely at Draco. He looked some what like a ferret. She laughed at her own thoughts. He did look like a ferret.

"I'm not a ferret!" Draco shouted at her. "I could have mistaken you for one Malfoy," Harry said. "I'm going to kill you Potter, and your sniveling girlfriend too." "Um, Ferret, must I remind you that I am single and that you were hitting on me moment's ago. Plus, to kill him your going to have to get threw the order to do so. I think they'd kill you before you could!"

Draco glared and walked out of the room. "Ferret," Nyoka yelled at him as he walked out of the room. She felt a lot more relaxed after calling him a ferret. Ginny and Hermonie were on the floor in a fit of laughter. Ron and Harry were having problems from doing it. Snape stared strangely at her. While Tonks and other member's of the order were laughing.

Nyoka felt so much better, she declared the day to annoying the hell out of Draco. She was a shape shifter; she could change into objects and move around. Unlike Animagus who could only change into one animal. She heard Draco slam his door shut. She ran up the stairs and changed into a thin piece of string and slid threw the door. Then she changed into a sign with neon blue, green, yellow, and pink sign that read "FERRET" with a picture of a running ferret below. She said ferret every thirty seconds or when Draco opened his mouth.

Draco stared at the sign in frustration. This wasn't right! How the hell did this sign get into his room! His door was locked and there was no way that sign could come in. Draco made a motion to hit the sign. Before he could he heard a squeaky voice go, "Ferret". Draco opened his mouth and the sign once again repeated the word ferret and flew to the other end of the room.

After about an hour of chasing the sign and trying to get it to shut up I turned into a string and slid under the door. Draco stared at the door in amazement. He struggled trying to unlock his door. By the time he had got it unlocked the thing that had transformed was no where to be seen.

Above him was some dust. Of course as soon as he walked down the hall she transformed back into herself and went down the hall to see where he'd went. There he was, yelling at everyone about the sign. "Draco, dear," Mrs. Weasley started out, "you had to be dreaming. There is nothing in this house that could do this. If we did, I'd beat the crap out of someone who would do this." She glared at the twins. "Hey! We didn't do anything!" Fred stared in. "How could we, we were discussing our latest invention for our joke shop. Exploding Gallons. There sure to be a hit!" George chimed in.

Draco looked around the room and saw Nyoka standing in the door way. "It was you!" Draco spat. "What are you talking about? I didn't do anything, ferret." At that Nyoka walked out of the room.