DISCLAIMER- I don't own a single character in this story. I don't own Reese's peanut butter cups either. If I owned that company, I would be soooo rich. But
no, I'm just a poor insane author, writing really random stories
WARNING- Please do not read this story. It's a story about people eating Reese's peanut butter cups, which will make you crave one really badly. If you want to
avoid the torture of sitting and reading about people eating such delicious things, feel free to read something else.
HOW WOULD VIOLET BAUDELAIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Violet was standing at one end of the room, and at the other end was a table with a bowl full of Reese's peanut butter cups. In the room was a long plank, a car jack, a bit of string, a magnet, a heavy metal weight and a brick.
"Hmmmm..." Violet thought out loud. "How can I get the Reese's peanut butter cups over to me?" She quickly tied up her hair with a bit of ribbon to keep
it out of her eyes. That way she could get the gears and levers of her brain working without her hair being a distraction.
Suddenly, a light bulb went up over her head. She had an idea. Quickly she arranged the objects in the room, and then stood back where she had been
before. She then pulled on the string. This pumped up the jack, which tipped the table. Then the bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups slid onto the plank, which
was tipped like a seesaw with the brick. This caused the magnet that was on the other end to fly up into the air and stick to the weight that was hanging over the
edge of the table. The magnet pulled the weight off the table and it fell onto the plank. This added weight caused the bowl of Reese's to fly across the room,
directly at Violet. Fortunately, she ducked just in time.
"Hmmmm." she thought to herself. "It needs a bit of work. Maybe I can get it so the invention unwraps the Reese's for you! Now that would be a great
invention!
(A/N- seeing as I'm not as good of an inventor as Violet, this invention probably wouldn't have worked as well as it did. In my story, the author can make things
happen. Please don't sue. Anyway, I warned you not to read this)
HOW WOULD KLAUS BAUDELAIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Klaus Baudelaire walked into a room and noticed a bowl containing Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. There was a sign right above it saying "Please Take One."
"Reese's Cups." Klaus mused, "I remember reading a book about them once. I think I was eight. It was a book about the history of all kinds of famous
candy. I believe it was first made by a man named Harry Burnett Reese, in 1920. If I remember correctly they were first called simply Peanut Butter Cups. The
creator used to work for the Hershey's Food Corporation, but then he decided to start his own business making peanut butter cups." Then Klaus scratched his
head. "But I forget what his new business was called. I'd better go to the library and look it up!" And he raced out of the room to the nearest library.
(A/N- I really looked all that up, about the Peanut Butter Cups.)
HOW WOULD SUNNY BAUDELAIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Sunny teetered into the room her siblings had disappeared into a short time ago. She had just learned to walk, so she was a bit unsteady. She saw a table over on the other side. It was far too high for her to see what was on top of it. She toddled over to it and jumped up and down in an attempt to see what was on it. She managed to catch a glimpse of a bowl. Then she gripped the table with her teeth and climbed up on top of it, just as she had done in the elevator shaft in book 6.
On reaching the top, she stopped to congratulate herself. It's not every baby that can learn to use her teeth like pickax. Then she looked into the bowl.
It was full of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. There was a piece of paper next to it with some scribbles on it. Sunny, being a baby of course, could not read it. She
shrugged and reached into the bowl. She could tell that whatever was in the bowl was edible. She carefully chewed off the wrapper and looked at the brown
colored candy inside. Sunny stuffed it in her mouth, smearing chocolate everywhere. Hey, you can't expect a baby to eat that politely. Sunny swallowed
almost without chewing. There was no need to. The peanut butter was very soft. Far to soft for her taste.
Then she turned her attention to the bowl, which looked like a nice plastic mixing bowl. She loved to nibble on the edges of those. Her mother had always
let her when she was mixing brownies. Sunny began to contentedly chew on the bowl, thinking about how sharp her teeth were getting.
REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!! And read my other Lemony Snicket\ Harry Potter story called The Sinister Start! If you have any idea for this story about characters, let me know.
no, I'm just a poor insane author, writing really random stories
WARNING- Please do not read this story. It's a story about people eating Reese's peanut butter cups, which will make you crave one really badly. If you want to
avoid the torture of sitting and reading about people eating such delicious things, feel free to read something else.
HOW WOULD VIOLET BAUDELAIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Violet was standing at one end of the room, and at the other end was a table with a bowl full of Reese's peanut butter cups. In the room was a long plank, a car jack, a bit of string, a magnet, a heavy metal weight and a brick.
"Hmmmm..." Violet thought out loud. "How can I get the Reese's peanut butter cups over to me?" She quickly tied up her hair with a bit of ribbon to keep
it out of her eyes. That way she could get the gears and levers of her brain working without her hair being a distraction.
Suddenly, a light bulb went up over her head. She had an idea. Quickly she arranged the objects in the room, and then stood back where she had been
before. She then pulled on the string. This pumped up the jack, which tipped the table. Then the bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups slid onto the plank, which
was tipped like a seesaw with the brick. This caused the magnet that was on the other end to fly up into the air and stick to the weight that was hanging over the
edge of the table. The magnet pulled the weight off the table and it fell onto the plank. This added weight caused the bowl of Reese's to fly across the room,
directly at Violet. Fortunately, she ducked just in time.
"Hmmmm." she thought to herself. "It needs a bit of work. Maybe I can get it so the invention unwraps the Reese's for you! Now that would be a great
invention!
(A/N- seeing as I'm not as good of an inventor as Violet, this invention probably wouldn't have worked as well as it did. In my story, the author can make things
happen. Please don't sue. Anyway, I warned you not to read this)
HOW WOULD KLAUS BAUDELAIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Klaus Baudelaire walked into a room and noticed a bowl containing Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. There was a sign right above it saying "Please Take One."
"Reese's Cups." Klaus mused, "I remember reading a book about them once. I think I was eight. It was a book about the history of all kinds of famous
candy. I believe it was first made by a man named Harry Burnett Reese, in 1920. If I remember correctly they were first called simply Peanut Butter Cups. The
creator used to work for the Hershey's Food Corporation, but then he decided to start his own business making peanut butter cups." Then Klaus scratched his
head. "But I forget what his new business was called. I'd better go to the library and look it up!" And he raced out of the room to the nearest library.
(A/N- I really looked all that up, about the Peanut Butter Cups.)
HOW WOULD SUNNY BAUDELAIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Sunny teetered into the room her siblings had disappeared into a short time ago. She had just learned to walk, so she was a bit unsteady. She saw a table over on the other side. It was far too high for her to see what was on top of it. She toddled over to it and jumped up and down in an attempt to see what was on it. She managed to catch a glimpse of a bowl. Then she gripped the table with her teeth and climbed up on top of it, just as she had done in the elevator shaft in book 6.
On reaching the top, she stopped to congratulate herself. It's not every baby that can learn to use her teeth like pickax. Then she looked into the bowl.
It was full of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. There was a piece of paper next to it with some scribbles on it. Sunny, being a baby of course, could not read it. She
shrugged and reached into the bowl. She could tell that whatever was in the bowl was edible. She carefully chewed off the wrapper and looked at the brown
colored candy inside. Sunny stuffed it in her mouth, smearing chocolate everywhere. Hey, you can't expect a baby to eat that politely. Sunny swallowed
almost without chewing. There was no need to. The peanut butter was very soft. Far to soft for her taste.
Then she turned her attention to the bowl, which looked like a nice plastic mixing bowl. She loved to nibble on the edges of those. Her mother had always
let her when she was mixing brownies. Sunny began to contentedly chew on the bowl, thinking about how sharp her teeth were getting.
REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!! And read my other Lemony Snicket\ Harry Potter story called The Sinister Start! If you have any idea for this story about characters, let me know.