DISCLAIMER- I don't own any of the characters, which here include Count Olaf and Esme Squalor.
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HOW WOULD COUNT OLAF EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Count Olaf walked through the door.
"Anybody in here?" he growled. Nobody answered. Then he spied a table at the other end of the room. His shiny eyes picked out some orange wrapping in the bowl. He snuck over and read the piece of paper. "Please Take One." Olaf smiled. He reached his filthy hands into the bowl and grabbed a handful. Then he stuffed more into his pockets. When his pockets and hands were full, he blinked. There was still some left in the bowl.
"I need bigger pockets." he thought. Then a cruel thought occured to him. Why not take the whole bowl? And he did just that.
"I'd better go find those orphans," he said as he carried off the bowl. "They might have some more that I can steal."
HOW WOULD ESME SQUALOR EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Esme daintily stepped into the room. She was carrying her very 'in' bag with an eye on it, and a dress with a very fashionably cut rip that went from the bottom up to her thigh. She was also wearing black mascara, which made her eyes stand out in a very 'in' way. She had on bright pink lipstick, which, according to Fashion Magazine, perfectly matched her dark blue dress.
Esme eyed the bowl that was on a table at the other end of the room. She walked over and read the sign next to the bowl. "Please Take One." It read.
"How terribly unfashionable." Esme snorted. "The 'in' way to communicate now is with sign language. Writing is soooo five minutes ago."
Then she saw the Reese's peanut butter cups in the bowl. "Ooooh!" she squealed. "Chocolate is very 'in' right now. I'd better eat a few of these." Esme reached out a hand to take one, then stopped. "But wait," she murmured, "Peanut butter and all other kinds of nut products are unfashionable. I can't eat those! It will ruin my reputation!"
What a decision. Should she eat it? Or shouldn't she? It would be devastating to her ego if she knew she had passed up an opportunity to be 'in', but she would have to eat the unfashionable peanut butter too!
"I suppose I'll have to just pick out the peanut butter and not eat it." Esme decided. "But then I'll get gross peanut butter gunk all over my hands!" she squealed. "I can't do that. Whatever will I do? This is horrible!"
Esme paced for hours, trying to decide. Finally, she realized something. "I'm ruining my sandals by walking too much in them!" she cried. "Walking is very 'out' right now. I'd better skip." so she continued to pace around the table, but this time she was skipping.
Finally, after another hour of skipping, she decided to take the bowl with her and decide later. But when she went to the bowl, she realized all the candies had melted. "Melted chocolate is totally 'out'." she proclaimed. "I guess that means the problem is solved." she left the room skipping.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S
REVIEWERS:
IsAdOrAlUvSdA'It'MaN- Well, I warned you that reading the story would make you want to eat a Reese's cup. You were deffinately right about Count Olaf. He had to steal the Reese's. Stealing is what he does best. I decided not to make Esme eat it, however.
VisualPurple- Hello! I just got off the phone with you. You need to write a story. You'd be sooooo good at it! I promise to review it 5 times with different screen names if you post one.
The OddBird- I know, Reese's cups are so expensive. They should pay me for advertising them. Wouldn't that be nice?
Hermione Baudelaire- I'm glad you liked it. What's your name supposed to mean? Did Hermione marry Klaus? Or does it just show how much you like those two books? I'm writing a story that's a plot crossover between Harry Potter and Lemony Snicket. If I make a character quiz, I'll e-mail you.
Coffee Luv and MORT- What's your name supposed to be? Do you drink a lot of coffee? I'm glad you liked my story.
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HOW WOULD COUNT OLAF EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Count Olaf walked through the door.
"Anybody in here?" he growled. Nobody answered. Then he spied a table at the other end of the room. His shiny eyes picked out some orange wrapping in the bowl. He snuck over and read the piece of paper. "Please Take One." Olaf smiled. He reached his filthy hands into the bowl and grabbed a handful. Then he stuffed more into his pockets. When his pockets and hands were full, he blinked. There was still some left in the bowl.
"I need bigger pockets." he thought. Then a cruel thought occured to him. Why not take the whole bowl? And he did just that.
"I'd better go find those orphans," he said as he carried off the bowl. "They might have some more that I can steal."
HOW WOULD ESME SQUALOR EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Esme daintily stepped into the room. She was carrying her very 'in' bag with an eye on it, and a dress with a very fashionably cut rip that went from the bottom up to her thigh. She was also wearing black mascara, which made her eyes stand out in a very 'in' way. She had on bright pink lipstick, which, according to Fashion Magazine, perfectly matched her dark blue dress.
Esme eyed the bowl that was on a table at the other end of the room. She walked over and read the sign next to the bowl. "Please Take One." It read.
"How terribly unfashionable." Esme snorted. "The 'in' way to communicate now is with sign language. Writing is soooo five minutes ago."
Then she saw the Reese's peanut butter cups in the bowl. "Ooooh!" she squealed. "Chocolate is very 'in' right now. I'd better eat a few of these." Esme reached out a hand to take one, then stopped. "But wait," she murmured, "Peanut butter and all other kinds of nut products are unfashionable. I can't eat those! It will ruin my reputation!"
What a decision. Should she eat it? Or shouldn't she? It would be devastating to her ego if she knew she had passed up an opportunity to be 'in', but she would have to eat the unfashionable peanut butter too!
"I suppose I'll have to just pick out the peanut butter and not eat it." Esme decided. "But then I'll get gross peanut butter gunk all over my hands!" she squealed. "I can't do that. Whatever will I do? This is horrible!"
Esme paced for hours, trying to decide. Finally, she realized something. "I'm ruining my sandals by walking too much in them!" she cried. "Walking is very 'out' right now. I'd better skip." so she continued to pace around the table, but this time she was skipping.
Finally, after another hour of skipping, she decided to take the bowl with her and decide later. But when she went to the bowl, she realized all the candies had melted. "Melted chocolate is totally 'out'." she proclaimed. "I guess that means the problem is solved." she left the room skipping.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S
REVIEWERS:
IsAdOrAlUvSdA'It'MaN- Well, I warned you that reading the story would make you want to eat a Reese's cup. You were deffinately right about Count Olaf. He had to steal the Reese's. Stealing is what he does best. I decided not to make Esme eat it, however.
VisualPurple- Hello! I just got off the phone with you. You need to write a story. You'd be sooooo good at it! I promise to review it 5 times with different screen names if you post one.
The OddBird- I know, Reese's cups are so expensive. They should pay me for advertising them. Wouldn't that be nice?
Hermione Baudelaire- I'm glad you liked it. What's your name supposed to mean? Did Hermione marry Klaus? Or does it just show how much you like those two books? I'm writing a story that's a plot crossover between Harry Potter and Lemony Snicket. If I make a character quiz, I'll e-mail you.
Coffee Luv and MORT- What's your name supposed to be? Do you drink a lot of coffee? I'm glad you liked my story.