DISCLAIMER- I don't own any of the characters, which includes Lemony and Jacques Snicket. Who would name their kid Lemony anyway?
HOW WOULD LEMONY SNICKET EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Lemony Snicket walked into the room with the table at the far end and the bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on it. He blinked.
"This may seem like a happy part in the horribly depressing life of Lemony Snicket, but don't be fooled. If you want to, you can stop reading this story right now and think to yourself that I went over to the bowl and found it full of Reese's cups. Then I happily ate them till I was full, and a big glass of milk appeared to wash it all down. You can even add that my beloved Beatrice came back from the dead and ate some with me. That together we talked and laughed and didn't even discuss the sugar bowl. Then you won't have to read the terribly lamentable, a phrase which here means depressing, things that are to follow."
Lemony paused and appeared to be waiting. Finally, he walked over to the table. "I'm assuming nobody is reading this anymore." he said. Then he read the sign. It said "Very Fudgey Delights." Lemony sighed. He flipped over the sign and read what was on the back: "L- Do not eat! These have been poisoned by our enemies! From K"
"I should have figured." Lemony said sadly. He picked up a candy and took off the wrapping. Then he took a penknife from his pocket and began to carve something into the candy. When he was done, he placed it on top of the pile. Then he left the room. Carved into the soft chocolate was a heart with "B + L" in it.
(A\N- Everyone say it with me: Awwwwwwwwww.)
HOW WOULD JACQUES SNICKET EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Jacques ran into the room and slammed the door behind him. Breathing heavily, he adjusted his Veiled Facial Disguise and looked around the room. There was a table with a bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. He nodded. K had gotten the message. Now he had to pass it on to Lemony.
Working quickly, he unwrapped all of the candies and took out a toothpick. All good volunteers kept a toothpick handy. Jacques began to carve into the soft chocolate of the Reese's Cup.
After about 20 minutes, he stood back to admire his work. There were nineteen candies placed in a line along the edge of the table. But there was one
left that he hadn't needed. "Yay!" he smiled, opening his mouth and biting down into it. "I love it went there's leftovers."
Then Jacques froze. He'd heard something. It was a cricket chirping, he was sure of it. Time to leave. The enemy was near.
With one last look at his message, he hoped that his brother would be able to read it before.......well, before something happened and it was too late to warn him.
Jacques ran from the room, closing the door behind him. Ten minutes afte he left, there was a clicking sound from the vent above the room. Slowly, the
temperature in the room began to rise. Soon it reached 70 degrees, then 75. In just over five minutes, the important, top secret message had been reduced to a pile
of sludgy chocolate. Then another clicking sound came from the vent, and the temperature dropped to normal. It only took 30 minutes, but that half hour cost an innocent man his life.
REVIEWERS-
Hermione Baudelaire- I like Kirby. It's short and sweet. I'll only write more if you send me 10 bags of Reese's Cups. On second thought, make it 20!
Violet Baudelaire- Are you related to Hermione Baudelaire? Just kidding.That Reese's craving? That's how I feel every time I write this story. I think my favorite candy of all time is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Smiles- Good question about Esme. I have no idea. If dating guys like Olaf was out, she's probably marry him! Gak! Don't even think about it!
Samantha B.- Glad you liked it. Thanks for reviewing.
Cofee Luv and MORT- Hello Mort! How are you doing today? I actually have never had coffee. My Mom drinks it a lot though. She also likes tea, can you imagine? No offense to tea lovers out there, but I just don't like the idea of drinking leaves and water.
Muskrat- Sugar? Did you say sugar? Where? Where is it? I neeeeeeed it. Okay, breathe PearlGirl, breathe. Anyway, thanks for reviewing.
BlackCherry667- It's a habit of mine to ask people how they picked their pen names, and I'm not breaking that habit for you. So, where's it from? Glad you liked my story.
Leigh A. Sumpter- Here's the Snicket's one that you asked for. The Quagmires are coming up next. Hmmmmm. Carmelita Spats. I hadn't thought of her yet. I'm feeling my creative juices flowing. You're allergic to peanuts? I hate peanuts, but I looooove peanut butter. You poor girl.
Nes42- The Quagmires are next on the agenda. Where'd you get your pen name? Is it just random, or what?
Kitti Malfoy- Yeah, well in my story Reese's Cups only melt when I want them to. That's one nice thing about stories verses real life. I'm glad you liked my lil story. I take it you like Harry Potter.
REVIEW!!!!
HOW WOULD LEMONY SNICKET EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Lemony Snicket walked into the room with the table at the far end and the bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on it. He blinked.
"This may seem like a happy part in the horribly depressing life of Lemony Snicket, but don't be fooled. If you want to, you can stop reading this story right now and think to yourself that I went over to the bowl and found it full of Reese's cups. Then I happily ate them till I was full, and a big glass of milk appeared to wash it all down. You can even add that my beloved Beatrice came back from the dead and ate some with me. That together we talked and laughed and didn't even discuss the sugar bowl. Then you won't have to read the terribly lamentable, a phrase which here means depressing, things that are to follow."
Lemony paused and appeared to be waiting. Finally, he walked over to the table. "I'm assuming nobody is reading this anymore." he said. Then he read the sign. It said "Very Fudgey Delights." Lemony sighed. He flipped over the sign and read what was on the back: "L- Do not eat! These have been poisoned by our enemies! From K"
"I should have figured." Lemony said sadly. He picked up a candy and took off the wrapping. Then he took a penknife from his pocket and began to carve something into the candy. When he was done, he placed it on top of the pile. Then he left the room. Carved into the soft chocolate was a heart with "B + L" in it.
(A\N- Everyone say it with me: Awwwwwwwwww.)
HOW WOULD JACQUES SNICKET EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Jacques ran into the room and slammed the door behind him. Breathing heavily, he adjusted his Veiled Facial Disguise and looked around the room. There was a table with a bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. He nodded. K had gotten the message. Now he had to pass it on to Lemony.
Working quickly, he unwrapped all of the candies and took out a toothpick. All good volunteers kept a toothpick handy. Jacques began to carve into the soft chocolate of the Reese's Cup.
After about 20 minutes, he stood back to admire his work. There were nineteen candies placed in a line along the edge of the table. But there was one
left that he hadn't needed. "Yay!" he smiled, opening his mouth and biting down into it. "I love it went there's leftovers."
Then Jacques froze. He'd heard something. It was a cricket chirping, he was sure of it. Time to leave. The enemy was near.
With one last look at his message, he hoped that his brother would be able to read it before.......well, before something happened and it was too late to warn him.
Jacques ran from the room, closing the door behind him. Ten minutes afte he left, there was a clicking sound from the vent above the room. Slowly, the
temperature in the room began to rise. Soon it reached 70 degrees, then 75. In just over five minutes, the important, top secret message had been reduced to a pile
of sludgy chocolate. Then another clicking sound came from the vent, and the temperature dropped to normal. It only took 30 minutes, but that half hour cost an innocent man his life.
REVIEWERS-
Hermione Baudelaire- I like Kirby. It's short and sweet. I'll only write more if you send me 10 bags of Reese's Cups. On second thought, make it 20!
Violet Baudelaire- Are you related to Hermione Baudelaire? Just kidding.That Reese's craving? That's how I feel every time I write this story. I think my favorite candy of all time is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Smiles- Good question about Esme. I have no idea. If dating guys like Olaf was out, she's probably marry him! Gak! Don't even think about it!
Samantha B.- Glad you liked it. Thanks for reviewing.
Cofee Luv and MORT- Hello Mort! How are you doing today? I actually have never had coffee. My Mom drinks it a lot though. She also likes tea, can you imagine? No offense to tea lovers out there, but I just don't like the idea of drinking leaves and water.
Muskrat- Sugar? Did you say sugar? Where? Where is it? I neeeeeeed it. Okay, breathe PearlGirl, breathe. Anyway, thanks for reviewing.
BlackCherry667- It's a habit of mine to ask people how they picked their pen names, and I'm not breaking that habit for you. So, where's it from? Glad you liked my story.
Leigh A. Sumpter- Here's the Snicket's one that you asked for. The Quagmires are coming up next. Hmmmmm. Carmelita Spats. I hadn't thought of her yet. I'm feeling my creative juices flowing. You're allergic to peanuts? I hate peanuts, but I looooove peanut butter. You poor girl.
Nes42- The Quagmires are next on the agenda. Where'd you get your pen name? Is it just random, or what?
Kitti Malfoy- Yeah, well in my story Reese's Cups only melt when I want them to. That's one nice thing about stories verses real life. I'm glad you liked my lil story. I take it you like Harry Potter.
REVIEW!!!!