DISCLAIMER- I don't own any of the characters, or any reese's peanut butter cups. I don't know what happened to them, seriously (burp)
HOW WOULD DUNCAN QUAGMIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Duncan walked into the room. It was empty, except for a bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. He walked over and saw a sign that said "Please Take One."
"Yummmy," he said. "It's been a long time since I've had one of these. Being kidnapped by Count Olaf has its downsides." He began unwrapping one. "I think one day I'll write a newspaper story about that. I can see the headlines: 'Quagmire Triplet Finally Tastes Candy After Being Held Hostage for Long Period of Time.' Not bad." he pulled out his dark green notebook. "I'd better jot that down. As soon as Violet invents a printing press, I can write articles about Count Olaf's treachery."
Duncan popped the candy in his mouth and slowly chewed, savoring the rich chocolately flavor. Then he swallowed. "I'll put the article right next to the one titled: 'All about the secret organization of VFD, which stands for V-" Suddenly, there was a crash in some room behind him, and Duncan's words were drowned out.
"I guess I'd better go find Isadora." Duncan said, and ran out of the room.
HOW WOULD ISADORA QUAGMIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
The moment her triplet left, Isadora skipped into the room. She was half-singing, half-chanting a little poem to herself:
"I've got to find Duncan, oh where can he be? We need to find the Baudelaires and tell them all about VFD." She looked around the room and noticed the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the bowl. Then she read the sign. "Yummylicious!" she cried, and grabbed one hungrily. "I think this is the food I've missed the most. All Count Olaf fed us was roast beef. Why is he so obsessed with roast beef? And Esme was really into those disgusting aqueous martinis."
Isadora unwrapped the Reese's Cup and shoved it in her mouth. "I really should write a poem called Ode to a Reese's Cup. I could send it to the
Baudelaires! I'm rather good at hiding messages in poems, if I do say so myself."
She pulled out a pen and her notebook and began writing.
ODE TO A REESE'S CUP
reese's cups are delicious,
Very soft, chewy and sweet.
For my next birthday,
they woulD be the perfect treat.
even if i'M allergic,
or fEeling very sick,
if you had A reese's cup,
i'd plead for just oNe lick.
if i had a choice between,
lotS of different candies,
Isadora stopped short. She'd gotten so absorbed in her poem, she'd forgotten about Duncan. She still had to find him, before she could finish her
poem and get it to the Baudelaires.
"Duncan?" she called, and hurried out of the room.
HOW WOULD QUIGLEY QUAGMIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Quigley walked into the room. At the other end was a table with a bowl full of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Quigley pulled out his dark purple notebook.
"I'd better make a sketch of this room in my commonplace book." he said. "Who knows when I might need to know?" he quickly sketched the squarish
room and rectangular table with the bowl. He even decided to include the little candies in the drawing.
"That's good." he nodded. Then he walked over to the bowl and took one of the candies. "I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups." Quigley unwrapped one and popped it into his mouth. "I'd better describe what Reese's Cups look like, and draw an up close sketch." he decided. "You never know when it might come in
handy." after drawing his picture, he tried to think of anything else he should add to his commonplace book.
"It would be very frustrating to find something out, but not realize it's important and not write it down." The Quagmire triplet said. "I'd better write
down all the ingredients too. I've heard some people hide messages in ingredients, because nobody ever reads them."
He glanced at the ingredients. "They're made of milk chocolate, sugar, salt, peanuts, milk fat, Various Fructose Drops, Cocoa Butter, Dexrose, and Soya
Levithin. Hmmmm. They might be important."
As soon as he had scribbled the list into his notebook, he ran out of the
room muttering, "I really have got to find my siblings."
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S!
REVIEWERS-
ERMonkey, Queen of Insanity- Have fun eating your Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Hmmmmmm. Hector. Interesting idea. Do you like him a lot? He's pretty cool. He kinda reminds me of Jermone. They're both too afraid to argue with people.
ZagZig722- I hope you don't die before you review this chapter. Trust me, Reese's are good even if they're poisoned and melted. Not like I've actually had the experiance of eating that particular type, but I've had reese's that were sitting in my candy drawer for at least 2 years, and they were great! I read your author profile and I totally agree with your least favorites ships. How could Snape be invovled romantically? It doesn't work. And I don't like slash ships either. Actually, I really don't like most romance stories at all.
Muskrat- Hello again. Why the peace love and sugar? Quagmire does sound like a weird dance. Sort of. The world is never quiet in my house. Do you happen to know what it's like to have TWO younger brothers? My two younger brothers in particular? I didn't think so.
KittyWillow- Yeah, I'm thinking about the caretakers. Someone suggested Hector. I'm also probably going to do Poe.
Smiles- Nero was sooooooo annoying. Did you know there was an emperor of Greece or something who's name was Nero. He played the violin and he set his own palace on fire. I think he died in the fire, but I'm not sure. How dumb can you get?
Coffee Luv and MORT- I read Dilbert!! Dilbert is funny funny. Did you know they made a Dilbert tv show? I saw a little bit of one. It was really weird. Hey, Mort. Don't pick on her! I sing in the shower too, and I'm proud of it. It's usually songs from the Sound of Music, which I hate but I know all the words because we did the play in fifth grade. I was a nun.
S-Drama-Queen-17- Glad you liked my story. Reese's Cups are yummylicious!!
PrincessEilonwy- What's your name from? A book? Yeah, the Quagmires are the best! I love Quigley. He has the coolest name. Lemony must have a "Every name that has ever been used in the history of the world" to look through.
Visualpurple- Yo. I checked my e-mail. Now you need to check yours. We're playing PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN IN BAND CLASS!!! It's sounds soooooo cool. Of course, that means I've had it stuck in my head for the past week, but I don't mind.
Ally Quagmire- Hmmmmm. I don't remember the Quagmires being quadruptiles. Maybe you're another one that supposidly died. Anyway, thanks for reviewing.
Violet Baudelaire- You really look like Violet? Cool. You should be her for Halloween. I look kinda like Hermione from Harry Potter, except I have glasses (gak!) I wasn't sure weither Lemony was a girl or not.
Irishdancerfromroi- So, you're an Irish dancer from Roi. What' Roi? Are you really a dancer? I'm glad you liked my story.
BlackCherry667- I thought it was sweet too. It was hard to not make it cheesey, though. I've never been good with romance stories.
Lattarig- I'm glad you liked this Very Funny Dialogue. Thanks for reviewing.
Leigh A. Sumpter- I think one of the best parts about Halloween is afterward where you sort your hoard of candy and trade with people. I always try to get rid of Tootsie Rolls, things with nuts like Snickers, and all those weird candies that you're not sure what they are and they have weird names. Like Mounds. Have you ever met anyone who likes Mounds? Or Almounds? Or Baby Ruths?
READ AND REVIEW!
HOW WOULD DUNCAN QUAGMIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Duncan walked into the room. It was empty, except for a bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. He walked over and saw a sign that said "Please Take One."
"Yummmy," he said. "It's been a long time since I've had one of these. Being kidnapped by Count Olaf has its downsides." He began unwrapping one. "I think one day I'll write a newspaper story about that. I can see the headlines: 'Quagmire Triplet Finally Tastes Candy After Being Held Hostage for Long Period of Time.' Not bad." he pulled out his dark green notebook. "I'd better jot that down. As soon as Violet invents a printing press, I can write articles about Count Olaf's treachery."
Duncan popped the candy in his mouth and slowly chewed, savoring the rich chocolately flavor. Then he swallowed. "I'll put the article right next to the one titled: 'All about the secret organization of VFD, which stands for V-" Suddenly, there was a crash in some room behind him, and Duncan's words were drowned out.
"I guess I'd better go find Isadora." Duncan said, and ran out of the room.
HOW WOULD ISADORA QUAGMIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
The moment her triplet left, Isadora skipped into the room. She was half-singing, half-chanting a little poem to herself:
"I've got to find Duncan, oh where can he be? We need to find the Baudelaires and tell them all about VFD." She looked around the room and noticed the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the bowl. Then she read the sign. "Yummylicious!" she cried, and grabbed one hungrily. "I think this is the food I've missed the most. All Count Olaf fed us was roast beef. Why is he so obsessed with roast beef? And Esme was really into those disgusting aqueous martinis."
Isadora unwrapped the Reese's Cup and shoved it in her mouth. "I really should write a poem called Ode to a Reese's Cup. I could send it to the
Baudelaires! I'm rather good at hiding messages in poems, if I do say so myself."
She pulled out a pen and her notebook and began writing.
ODE TO A REESE'S CUP
reese's cups are delicious,
Very soft, chewy and sweet.
For my next birthday,
they woulD be the perfect treat.
even if i'M allergic,
or fEeling very sick,
if you had A reese's cup,
i'd plead for just oNe lick.
if i had a choice between,
lotS of different candies,
Isadora stopped short. She'd gotten so absorbed in her poem, she'd forgotten about Duncan. She still had to find him, before she could finish her
poem and get it to the Baudelaires.
"Duncan?" she called, and hurried out of the room.
HOW WOULD QUIGLEY QUAGMIRE EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Quigley walked into the room. At the other end was a table with a bowl full of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Quigley pulled out his dark purple notebook.
"I'd better make a sketch of this room in my commonplace book." he said. "Who knows when I might need to know?" he quickly sketched the squarish
room and rectangular table with the bowl. He even decided to include the little candies in the drawing.
"That's good." he nodded. Then he walked over to the bowl and took one of the candies. "I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups." Quigley unwrapped one and popped it into his mouth. "I'd better describe what Reese's Cups look like, and draw an up close sketch." he decided. "You never know when it might come in
handy." after drawing his picture, he tried to think of anything else he should add to his commonplace book.
"It would be very frustrating to find something out, but not realize it's important and not write it down." The Quagmire triplet said. "I'd better write
down all the ingredients too. I've heard some people hide messages in ingredients, because nobody ever reads them."
He glanced at the ingredients. "They're made of milk chocolate, sugar, salt, peanuts, milk fat, Various Fructose Drops, Cocoa Butter, Dexrose, and Soya
Levithin. Hmmmm. They might be important."
As soon as he had scribbled the list into his notebook, he ran out of the
room muttering, "I really have got to find my siblings."
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S!
REVIEWERS-
ERMonkey, Queen of Insanity- Have fun eating your Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Hmmmmmm. Hector. Interesting idea. Do you like him a lot? He's pretty cool. He kinda reminds me of Jermone. They're both too afraid to argue with people.
ZagZig722- I hope you don't die before you review this chapter. Trust me, Reese's are good even if they're poisoned and melted. Not like I've actually had the experiance of eating that particular type, but I've had reese's that were sitting in my candy drawer for at least 2 years, and they were great! I read your author profile and I totally agree with your least favorites ships. How could Snape be invovled romantically? It doesn't work. And I don't like slash ships either. Actually, I really don't like most romance stories at all.
Muskrat- Hello again. Why the peace love and sugar? Quagmire does sound like a weird dance. Sort of. The world is never quiet in my house. Do you happen to know what it's like to have TWO younger brothers? My two younger brothers in particular? I didn't think so.
KittyWillow- Yeah, I'm thinking about the caretakers. Someone suggested Hector. I'm also probably going to do Poe.
Smiles- Nero was sooooooo annoying. Did you know there was an emperor of Greece or something who's name was Nero. He played the violin and he set his own palace on fire. I think he died in the fire, but I'm not sure. How dumb can you get?
Coffee Luv and MORT- I read Dilbert!! Dilbert is funny funny. Did you know they made a Dilbert tv show? I saw a little bit of one. It was really weird. Hey, Mort. Don't pick on her! I sing in the shower too, and I'm proud of it. It's usually songs from the Sound of Music, which I hate but I know all the words because we did the play in fifth grade. I was a nun.
S-Drama-Queen-17- Glad you liked my story. Reese's Cups are yummylicious!!
PrincessEilonwy- What's your name from? A book? Yeah, the Quagmires are the best! I love Quigley. He has the coolest name. Lemony must have a "Every name that has ever been used in the history of the world" to look through.
Visualpurple- Yo. I checked my e-mail. Now you need to check yours. We're playing PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN IN BAND CLASS!!! It's sounds soooooo cool. Of course, that means I've had it stuck in my head for the past week, but I don't mind.
Ally Quagmire- Hmmmmm. I don't remember the Quagmires being quadruptiles. Maybe you're another one that supposidly died. Anyway, thanks for reviewing.
Violet Baudelaire- You really look like Violet? Cool. You should be her for Halloween. I look kinda like Hermione from Harry Potter, except I have glasses (gak!) I wasn't sure weither Lemony was a girl or not.
Irishdancerfromroi- So, you're an Irish dancer from Roi. What' Roi? Are you really a dancer? I'm glad you liked my story.
BlackCherry667- I thought it was sweet too. It was hard to not make it cheesey, though. I've never been good with romance stories.
Lattarig- I'm glad you liked this Very Funny Dialogue. Thanks for reviewing.
Leigh A. Sumpter- I think one of the best parts about Halloween is afterward where you sort your hoard of candy and trade with people. I always try to get rid of Tootsie Rolls, things with nuts like Snickers, and all those weird candies that you're not sure what they are and they have weird names. Like Mounds. Have you ever met anyone who likes Mounds? Or Almounds? Or Baby Ruths?
READ AND REVIEW!