A/N: I know I haven't updated in ages but I had things to deal with. This is also back with the normal Snape.
"What are you talking about?" demanded Snape, "Is this some sort of prank?"
"Prank?" laughed Sirius, "What do you mean prank?"
"You three stay away from me!" ordered Snape as he whipped out his wand.
"I think Batty has gone . . . well batty," hesitantly remarked Remus.
"I think you're right," agreed James.
"Calm down Batty," coaxed Sirius as he approached Snape.
"I said for you to stay away!"
"Just give me the wand Batty," continued Sirius.
"Quite calling me Batty!" cried Snape as he was backed into a wall he had nowhere to go. Snape started to mumble a hex when Sirius sighed saying, "I'm really sorry about this but, Petrificus Totalus." Instantly Snape was bound head to toe.
"Help me get him to the infirmary," commanded Sirius.
"Here let me help with that," answered James as he said a spell causing Snape to float in the air.
"Where'd you learn that one?" asked Remus.
"Standard Book of Spells, next month's lesson."
"You're always reading ahead Prongs learn relax and live life," scolded Remus.
"Hey at least I open a book," argued James.
"Point taken," laughed Remus.
"Come on let's get Batty to the infirmary," insisted Sirius.