DISCLAIMER-I don't own any of the characters, though I do own the room that the Reese's Cups are in. I hope you won't read this story, because it will only make you miserable and hungry.
(A/N- Sorry it's short. I'm leaving on vacation again the day after tomorrow, so this was all I had time to do. It's got three people whom I failed to mention earlier, because I totally forgot. Next chapter will be the Carnivorus Carnival people.)
HOW WOULD CHARLES EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Charles walked into the room. "Hmmmmm." He thought. "I don't remember this room being in the mill before. How interesting."
He was about to go when he smelled something. "Ummmmm." He sniffed. "What is that delicious aroma of chocolate and peanuts?" He followed his nose to the bowl of candy.
"Oh!" He cried. "It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! How I love these! I haven't had them in a while! I mostly only get peaches and gum, since Sir says he owns the half of the lumbermill with the food." Charles suddenly looked mournful. "I guess that means that these don't belong to me."
He picked up the bowl and began to walk out of the room, when he noticed the sign. "Take one." It said. "Maybe these are from Sir to the employees." Charles thought. "Then I can probably have one." But he still wasn't sure. He thought about this dilemma for a few minutes, then decided to follow a certain rule that was set down many years ago by somebody's ancestor in a rhyme. The rule goes as follows: "Finders keepers, losers weepers."
"These don't belong to the lumbermill. Probably." Charles reasoned. "So I found them, and I can do whatever I want with them. And I choose to eat one, and give the rest to the Baudelaires!" He took one and, looking very happy, unwrapped it and ate it.
"Yum!" He cried. "Since Sir never said that the Reese's were part of his half of the lumbermill, I guess that means I'm the winner!"
And he skipped out of the room.
HOW WOULD GUSTAV EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
I have researched this immensely, and I know that Gustav was in fact supposed to come into this room at the time I was hiding in it, observing. But for some reason which I have not been able to discover, he did not come into the room. I waited for a very long time, at least 14 hours, but he never came. I can only hope that, as a friend of mine in a general store once told me, "no news is good news." Perhaps he was so busy finding new snakes for the collection that he decided to stay in Peru with Montgomery a few weeks longer. I suppose, unless he comes later, I will never know how Gustav would eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
HOW WOULD DOCTOR ORWELL EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Doctor Orwell strode into the room, furious. "How dare that author forget me!" She cried. "I'll show her!" She pressed the ruby that was on top of her black cane and a blade emerged from the other end. She ran to the table and chopped off one of the legs with one swipe. "Ha!" She cried. The table fell over and Reese's Cups flew everywhere.
"What the...?" Doctor Orwell bent down and looked at the Reese's Cups. "What are those? Maybe they're the gum that Sir feeds those stupid workers of his." A scowl crossed her face. "Those idiot children work for him too." Then Doctor Orwell smiled an iniquitous grin, a word which here means very, very evil and sinister, because she was thinking of a very horrible plan.
"I'll just accidently chop these pieces of gum into very, very tiny bits. Then the poor children won't have enough to eat. Poor them." She then began to do exactly that. With her sword she chopped and chopped, yelling things like "This is for you, Baudelaire midgets! This is for you and your fortune which is so hard to get! This is for you, Beatrice!"
Then she stopped dead. "This isn't gum!" She cried as she examined her sword. "This is chocolate and peanut butter." Using her sword, she stabbed one Reese's Cup and held it to her mouth. "Ummmm." She said as she took a bite. "Delicious. Oh well. Whatever that was, the Baudelaires won't get any of it." She cackled evily and strode out of the room.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S!
REVIEWERS-
S-Drama-Queen-17- Babs was the old Head of Human Resources at the Hemlich Hospital before Matthias (cough, cough) COUNT OLAF (cough, cough) took over. I can't wait for the next book to come out!!!! I'm worried that they're going to screw up the characters and make the movie really bad. I hope they won't though. Either way, I'm definitely going to see it.
Lisa Jane- You didn't like them! Amazing. That's a first. The only people I know who don't like them are people who are allergic to peanuts. Cool, Australia. G'day mate! Sorry, I couldn't help but say that. It's winter over there, isn't it? So you're in school? It's almost the end of summer vacation right now. Do you get snow?
Smilies- No, I haven't seen the Grim Grotto cover yet. SHOW ME! PLEEEEEEASE! I'll be forever in your debt! I beg of you! Really, you're trying out for the movie? That's soooooo awesome! Who're you going to be?
o0wallpaper0o- I was gone for 17 days, and I was dying! I needed the computer soooooo bad! We were driving home, and we were about an hour away. My father and brother wanted to stop for dinner, but I begged them to just let us keep driving home so I could get on the computer! They finally agreed and we just had dinner at home. I was sooooo happy! I like your cat's name. I used to have a cat named Lucky, but we had to give him back to the previous owner when we found out my brother was allergic. Grrrrrrrrr.
Visualpurple- Camp was soooo fun, wasn't it? When are you going to post a story??? WRITE ONE NOOOOOWWWW!!! Please? Do you think we could get together again this summer, or are you busy? I need to write to you, or e-mail. Call me when you get the pictures developed! I want to see them! Do you know the exact date that the Grim Grotto's coming out?
Coffe Luv and MORT- Sorry, I forgot about Dr. Orwell. I did her this chapter, along with some others that I forgot. Madam Lulu and the Snow Scouts will be coming up shortly. Tell Mort not to get so stressed out! He should take yoga or something. Take deep breaths.
NewbiaTheElf- Thanks for helping me with punctuation. You should be proud of me because I also started putting two spaces after every period. Before, I was just too lazy, and I didn't think anyone on fanfiction cared that much!
PrincessEilonwy- Yeah, I didn't remember the eighth book very well either. I had to reread parts of it. Thanks for reviewing!
Leigh A Sumpter- Yeah, I'm considering doing how the Harry Potter characters would eat a Reese's. I've already done how the crew of the Starship Enterprise would. I've already got ideas for Ginny, Fred and George, and a couple of others. We'll just have to see if I can get my brain working that hard. After all, it is summer vacation!
Klaus Baudelaire- Glad you liked my story so much! Thanks for reviewing! I like your pen name. I guess Klaus is your favorite character. I have to say that Quigley is my favorite. I love his name!
KittyWillow- Yeah. Either that or Count Olaf just threw her off the building. But you'd think he'd use fire because it's more of his style. Sorry, stuff from TCC will have to wait until chappie 11. I realized I missed a couple of people from the earlier books.
fat-louie-ate-my-sox21- Glad you liked my story! What's your pen name supposed to mean? Is it Fat Louie from the Princess Diaries?
Lyndz34- That's soooooo cool how you're from India! Wow! I'd love to go there some time. Only it's probably really hot! I went to China, which is kinda close. Flying to India would take a loooong time!
Goin down 2 South Park- Interesting pen name. What's it supposed to mean? Thanks for reviewing!
Angel of the Elements- Glad you liked my story! What's your pen name mean? Do you mean elements like wind, rain, fire, etc.?
READ AND REVIEW!!
(A/N- Sorry it's short. I'm leaving on vacation again the day after tomorrow, so this was all I had time to do. It's got three people whom I failed to mention earlier, because I totally forgot. Next chapter will be the Carnivorus Carnival people.)
HOW WOULD CHARLES EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Charles walked into the room. "Hmmmmm." He thought. "I don't remember this room being in the mill before. How interesting."
He was about to go when he smelled something. "Ummmmm." He sniffed. "What is that delicious aroma of chocolate and peanuts?" He followed his nose to the bowl of candy.
"Oh!" He cried. "It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! How I love these! I haven't had them in a while! I mostly only get peaches and gum, since Sir says he owns the half of the lumbermill with the food." Charles suddenly looked mournful. "I guess that means that these don't belong to me."
He picked up the bowl and began to walk out of the room, when he noticed the sign. "Take one." It said. "Maybe these are from Sir to the employees." Charles thought. "Then I can probably have one." But he still wasn't sure. He thought about this dilemma for a few minutes, then decided to follow a certain rule that was set down many years ago by somebody's ancestor in a rhyme. The rule goes as follows: "Finders keepers, losers weepers."
"These don't belong to the lumbermill. Probably." Charles reasoned. "So I found them, and I can do whatever I want with them. And I choose to eat one, and give the rest to the Baudelaires!" He took one and, looking very happy, unwrapped it and ate it.
"Yum!" He cried. "Since Sir never said that the Reese's were part of his half of the lumbermill, I guess that means I'm the winner!"
And he skipped out of the room.
HOW WOULD GUSTAV EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
I have researched this immensely, and I know that Gustav was in fact supposed to come into this room at the time I was hiding in it, observing. But for some reason which I have not been able to discover, he did not come into the room. I waited for a very long time, at least 14 hours, but he never came. I can only hope that, as a friend of mine in a general store once told me, "no news is good news." Perhaps he was so busy finding new snakes for the collection that he decided to stay in Peru with Montgomery a few weeks longer. I suppose, unless he comes later, I will never know how Gustav would eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
HOW WOULD DOCTOR ORWELL EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
Doctor Orwell strode into the room, furious. "How dare that author forget me!" She cried. "I'll show her!" She pressed the ruby that was on top of her black cane and a blade emerged from the other end. She ran to the table and chopped off one of the legs with one swipe. "Ha!" She cried. The table fell over and Reese's Cups flew everywhere.
"What the...?" Doctor Orwell bent down and looked at the Reese's Cups. "What are those? Maybe they're the gum that Sir feeds those stupid workers of his." A scowl crossed her face. "Those idiot children work for him too." Then Doctor Orwell smiled an iniquitous grin, a word which here means very, very evil and sinister, because she was thinking of a very horrible plan.
"I'll just accidently chop these pieces of gum into very, very tiny bits. Then the poor children won't have enough to eat. Poor them." She then began to do exactly that. With her sword she chopped and chopped, yelling things like "This is for you, Baudelaire midgets! This is for you and your fortune which is so hard to get! This is for you, Beatrice!"
Then she stopped dead. "This isn't gum!" She cried as she examined her sword. "This is chocolate and peanut butter." Using her sword, she stabbed one Reese's Cup and held it to her mouth. "Ummmm." She said as she took a bite. "Delicious. Oh well. Whatever that was, the Baudelaires won't get any of it." She cackled evily and strode out of the room.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S!
REVIEWERS-
S-Drama-Queen-17- Babs was the old Head of Human Resources at the Hemlich Hospital before Matthias (cough, cough) COUNT OLAF (cough, cough) took over. I can't wait for the next book to come out!!!! I'm worried that they're going to screw up the characters and make the movie really bad. I hope they won't though. Either way, I'm definitely going to see it.
Lisa Jane- You didn't like them! Amazing. That's a first. The only people I know who don't like them are people who are allergic to peanuts. Cool, Australia. G'day mate! Sorry, I couldn't help but say that. It's winter over there, isn't it? So you're in school? It's almost the end of summer vacation right now. Do you get snow?
Smilies- No, I haven't seen the Grim Grotto cover yet. SHOW ME! PLEEEEEEASE! I'll be forever in your debt! I beg of you! Really, you're trying out for the movie? That's soooooo awesome! Who're you going to be?
o0wallpaper0o- I was gone for 17 days, and I was dying! I needed the computer soooooo bad! We were driving home, and we were about an hour away. My father and brother wanted to stop for dinner, but I begged them to just let us keep driving home so I could get on the computer! They finally agreed and we just had dinner at home. I was sooooo happy! I like your cat's name. I used to have a cat named Lucky, but we had to give him back to the previous owner when we found out my brother was allergic. Grrrrrrrrr.
Visualpurple- Camp was soooo fun, wasn't it? When are you going to post a story??? WRITE ONE NOOOOOWWWW!!! Please? Do you think we could get together again this summer, or are you busy? I need to write to you, or e-mail. Call me when you get the pictures developed! I want to see them! Do you know the exact date that the Grim Grotto's coming out?
Coffe Luv and MORT- Sorry, I forgot about Dr. Orwell. I did her this chapter, along with some others that I forgot. Madam Lulu and the Snow Scouts will be coming up shortly. Tell Mort not to get so stressed out! He should take yoga or something. Take deep breaths.
NewbiaTheElf- Thanks for helping me with punctuation. You should be proud of me because I also started putting two spaces after every period. Before, I was just too lazy, and I didn't think anyone on fanfiction cared that much!
PrincessEilonwy- Yeah, I didn't remember the eighth book very well either. I had to reread parts of it. Thanks for reviewing!
Leigh A Sumpter- Yeah, I'm considering doing how the Harry Potter characters would eat a Reese's. I've already done how the crew of the Starship Enterprise would. I've already got ideas for Ginny, Fred and George, and a couple of others. We'll just have to see if I can get my brain working that hard. After all, it is summer vacation!
Klaus Baudelaire- Glad you liked my story so much! Thanks for reviewing! I like your pen name. I guess Klaus is your favorite character. I have to say that Quigley is my favorite. I love his name!
KittyWillow- Yeah. Either that or Count Olaf just threw her off the building. But you'd think he'd use fire because it's more of his style. Sorry, stuff from TCC will have to wait until chappie 11. I realized I missed a couple of people from the earlier books.
fat-louie-ate-my-sox21- Glad you liked my story! What's your pen name supposed to mean? Is it Fat Louie from the Princess Diaries?
Lyndz34- That's soooooo cool how you're from India! Wow! I'd love to go there some time. Only it's probably really hot! I went to China, which is kinda close. Flying to India would take a loooong time!
Goin down 2 South Park- Interesting pen name. What's it supposed to mean? Thanks for reviewing!
Angel of the Elements- Glad you liked my story! What's your pen name mean? Do you mean elements like wind, rain, fire, etc.?
READ AND REVIEW!!