DISCLAIMER- I don't own any of the characters in The Slippery Slope. I also don't own the Snow Scout Alphabet pledge, but I do have it almost memorized.
(A/N- Aren't the Olympics neat-o? I'm going to watch gymnastics and field hockey, since I do both. Girls gymnastics is cooler to watch than boys. I had no idea that Table Tennis was an Olympic sport! I think Double Dutch should be because I have a friend who's really good)
HOW WOULD THE SNOW GNATS EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP? (This was a totally random idea. It's kinda odd, seeing as they're not really human. If you think it's stupid, please don't flame)
As my assistant watched the door of the room from his secret hiding place he heard a strange noise. Then the door opened and he asked himself, "What is that ominous-looking cloud of tiny white buzzing objects that just entered the room?" I'm sorry to tell you that he quickly realized the answer to his question was "A swarm of well-organized, ill-tempered insects known as snow gnats who live in cold mountain areas and enjoy stinging people for no reason whatsoever."
The snow gnats buzzed in the air, then noticed the Reese's Cups. "Buzz, buzz, buzzzzzz." one of the snow gnats said, which probably meant something like "Let's see if those orange things in the bowl are fun to sting!"
The other snow gnats agreed and they quickly descended on their prey. One by one the snow gnats flew into the bowl and stung a Reese's Cup, going all the way through until the stinger touched the peanut butter inside.
"Buzzzzzy buzzz buzz." One of the snow gnats complained, which meant something along the lines of "This is no fun! I don't think these things are alive!'
Suddenly, one of the snow gnats who was about to sting a Reese's Cup got knocked by another and went face first into the candy. When it popped its head back out it exclaimed something that sounded like a mix between a buzz and a purr, but which most likely would be translated to mean, "This stuff tastes really good! Come try!"
In seconds the whole swarm had descended upon the bowl and was diving in and out of the candies, eating holes in them.
Finally, the swarm had eaten all the candy. There was nothing left, not even the wrappers. The snow gnats left as an ominous-looking cloud, hoping to find something alive to sting for no reason whatsoever.
HOW WOULD THE SNOW SCOUTS EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
A sound could be heard from the other side of the door. It sounded a lot like someone was chanting. Then the door opened and a bunch of kids and one large man with face masks came in. All of the kids but one were wearing bright, white uniforms with zippers and snowflakes down the front. They were all reciting a list of very odd words at the very same time. "Snow Scouts," they recited, "are accommodating, basic, calm, darling, emblematic, frisky, grinning, human, innocent, jumping, kept, limited, meek, nap-loving, official, pretty, quarantined, recent, scheduled, tidy, understandable, victorious, wholesome, xylophone, young and zippered- every morning, every afternoon, every night, and all day long!"
"That was great, kids." the large man said happily. "I love our Snow Scout Alphabet Pledge."
"When are we going to get to False Spring?" whined a girl with curly hair.
"Very soon." The man promised. Then he looked around. "Hmmmm. This definitely isn't the cave we were supposed to spend the night in. How odd."
Then the snow scout in the sweater asked "What's in that bowl?"
A young girl with orange braided hair answered "It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!" She turned to the large man. "Bruce, can I pllllleeeease have one??"
"No." The large man said. "Who knows how long they've been here? I'm not letting any of you get sick."
"What about me?" The curly haired girl asked. "I'm False Spring Queen."
"Not yet." The sweatered scout mumbled.
"I WANT ONE!" She cried. "I'm False Spring Queen!"
"We know, Carmelita." The large man patted her soothingly. She shoved away his hand. "I just don't want any heirs such as yourselves to get sick. Your parents would be very unhappy."
"But it's only human to eat Reese's Cups, is it not?" The little girl asked. "Don't you want me to be human, as it says in the pledge?"
"Weeeell," The large man thought. Then he smiled and retorted, "But we have to be scheduled, and eating Reese's Cups is not on the schedule."
"We could put it on the schedule!" cried a tall boy with brown hair. "And we have to be grinning. I'd really grin if you gave me some candy!"
"But, but.." The man stuttered. "We need to be....jumping! We can't eat candy and jump!"
"We'll jump for joy if you give us candy." An older girl with long black hair countered. "And you should be understandable and realize that we really need candy!"
"Well." The large man sighed. "All right."
"Yeah!" The Snow Scouts cried. All of them rushed toward the bowl, but the girl with curly hair got there first and, shoving everyone else out of the way, grabbed two handfuls of candy and ran away with them.
"Hey, now there's only enough for each of us to get one." The tall boy with brown hair complained.
"To bad." The girl with curly hair replied. "I'm False Spring Queen."
The Snow Scouts first took off their masks and then ate the candy. Afterward, they all thanked the large man by saying "Thank you, Bruce."
"You're welcome kids." He said. "Now, lets do our pledge."
"Wait, I thought of an even better one!" The young girl with orange braided hair exclaimed. "Listen! Reese's Cups are amazing, better then Hershys, chocolatey, delicious, energizing, fun, great, happy, interesting, jaw-wateringly delicious, keen-o, luscious, mouth-watering, never bad, peanut buttery, queenly, really delicious, sugary, thick, unbelievably delicious, very delicious, well-formed, xylophone, yummy, and zestfully delicious."
All the Snow Scouts cheered, recited the new pledge again, then left the room.
HOW WOULD THE MAN WITH A BEARD BUT NO HAIR AND THE WOMEN WITH HAIR BUT NO BEARD EAT A REESES'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
A man and woman walked into the room. Their aura of menace was so strong that my assistant could feel it through the wall.
"Another room to burn down!" Cried the woman with hair but no beard.
"Wait, what's that?" Asked the man with a beard but not hair, pointing to the bowl of Reese's Cups. They both walked over to the table and looked and saw the candy.
"It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!" Cried the woman with hair but no beard. "That used to be my favorite candy, before I became a stupid volunteer." She laughed. "Did you know that I used to believe in that whole 'keeping the world quiet' thing? Fighting fire with fire works so much better."
The man with a beard but no hair grabbed a candy and said, "Let's eat one before we burn the room down."
"Why not?" The woman with hair but no beard shrugged. They both unwrapped their candies and ate them. "Pretty good." The woman with hair but no beard nodded. "But not half as good as seeing this room burned to the ground!"
"Definitely." The man with a beard but no hair agreed. "All rooms with green walls have got to go. I'm glad stupid Olivia, I mean," he laughed, "Madam Lulu told us about this. Let's burn out those rats!" He took out a bottle of gasoline and poured it all out around the room.
The woman with hair but no beard cackled, threw a match onto the liquid, and they both fled. Fortunately for my assistant, they didn't realize that their match went out when he came and poured a whole bucket of water on it, which he had kept with him for emergencies.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S!!
REVIEWERS-
NewbiaTheElf- Yeah, this is the last chapter of characters I can do. Unless you think of someone I missed, in which case review and tell me. Hey, I could do the nuns who baked the lasagna! Just kidding. Hmmmmm. A story about Madam Lulu. Interesting idea. I'm glad you thought it was dramatic. Thank you. (bows)
Queenofinsanity- I have glasses too! But I'm getting contacts really soon! Exciting! I've already tried them on. They're really hard to get in, expecially for me because my eyes are so sensitive and don't like things touching them. Getting them out is the hardest. I had to have the doctor take them out.
o0wallpaper0o- I'm also 14. My birthday was July 2nd. So you must be going into High School too, unless the schooling is different in the UK. It's been really cold here in the states. Not much rain, though.
Leigh A. Sumpter- Someone could give you the book as a late birthday gift. I can't wait for the book to come out so I can make a new chapter, if there are any new, good characters for the 11th book.
Katrina Quagmire- I'm glad you thought it was so funny. That's my goal on fanfiction: Brightening up people's lives. Here's the slippery Slope for you! Enjoy!
Coffee Luv and MORT- Yeah for Mort! Anything else he wants to suggest? Why is his name Mort? (looks at your profile) Yeah! I'm not alone! Someone else doesn't like Sponge Bob! (does happy dance)
KittyWillow- No. Kill Bill looked too scary and violent. I don't like movies with blood and gore and cuts and icky stuff. It makes me sick. Also, movies with suspenseful music scares me. One time we were watching a suspense movie with an invisible monster (which was probably invisible so they wouldn't have to spend money on making a good monster costume) that went and killed people during the night. I think it was called The Forbidden Planet. Anyway, every night there was this CREEEPY music and it would show the monster's footprints and someone screaming. I ran all the way up to my bed and tried to block out the suspenseful music, but I couldn't! I have horrible nightmares. Anyway, sorry about that randomness. Thanks for reviewing!
READ AND REVIEW!!! NEXT CHAPTER WON"T BE UP FOR QUITE A WHILE SEEING AS THERE ARE NO MORE CHARACTERS!!!!! SORRY!!! REVIEW ANYWAY!!!!
(A/N- Aren't the Olympics neat-o? I'm going to watch gymnastics and field hockey, since I do both. Girls gymnastics is cooler to watch than boys. I had no idea that Table Tennis was an Olympic sport! I think Double Dutch should be because I have a friend who's really good)
HOW WOULD THE SNOW GNATS EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP? (This was a totally random idea. It's kinda odd, seeing as they're not really human. If you think it's stupid, please don't flame)
As my assistant watched the door of the room from his secret hiding place he heard a strange noise. Then the door opened and he asked himself, "What is that ominous-looking cloud of tiny white buzzing objects that just entered the room?" I'm sorry to tell you that he quickly realized the answer to his question was "A swarm of well-organized, ill-tempered insects known as snow gnats who live in cold mountain areas and enjoy stinging people for no reason whatsoever."
The snow gnats buzzed in the air, then noticed the Reese's Cups. "Buzz, buzz, buzzzzzz." one of the snow gnats said, which probably meant something like "Let's see if those orange things in the bowl are fun to sting!"
The other snow gnats agreed and they quickly descended on their prey. One by one the snow gnats flew into the bowl and stung a Reese's Cup, going all the way through until the stinger touched the peanut butter inside.
"Buzzzzzy buzzz buzz." One of the snow gnats complained, which meant something along the lines of "This is no fun! I don't think these things are alive!'
Suddenly, one of the snow gnats who was about to sting a Reese's Cup got knocked by another and went face first into the candy. When it popped its head back out it exclaimed something that sounded like a mix between a buzz and a purr, but which most likely would be translated to mean, "This stuff tastes really good! Come try!"
In seconds the whole swarm had descended upon the bowl and was diving in and out of the candies, eating holes in them.
Finally, the swarm had eaten all the candy. There was nothing left, not even the wrappers. The snow gnats left as an ominous-looking cloud, hoping to find something alive to sting for no reason whatsoever.
HOW WOULD THE SNOW SCOUTS EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
A sound could be heard from the other side of the door. It sounded a lot like someone was chanting. Then the door opened and a bunch of kids and one large man with face masks came in. All of the kids but one were wearing bright, white uniforms with zippers and snowflakes down the front. They were all reciting a list of very odd words at the very same time. "Snow Scouts," they recited, "are accommodating, basic, calm, darling, emblematic, frisky, grinning, human, innocent, jumping, kept, limited, meek, nap-loving, official, pretty, quarantined, recent, scheduled, tidy, understandable, victorious, wholesome, xylophone, young and zippered- every morning, every afternoon, every night, and all day long!"
"That was great, kids." the large man said happily. "I love our Snow Scout Alphabet Pledge."
"When are we going to get to False Spring?" whined a girl with curly hair.
"Very soon." The man promised. Then he looked around. "Hmmmm. This definitely isn't the cave we were supposed to spend the night in. How odd."
Then the snow scout in the sweater asked "What's in that bowl?"
A young girl with orange braided hair answered "It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!" She turned to the large man. "Bruce, can I pllllleeeease have one??"
"No." The large man said. "Who knows how long they've been here? I'm not letting any of you get sick."
"What about me?" The curly haired girl asked. "I'm False Spring Queen."
"Not yet." The sweatered scout mumbled.
"I WANT ONE!" She cried. "I'm False Spring Queen!"
"We know, Carmelita." The large man patted her soothingly. She shoved away his hand. "I just don't want any heirs such as yourselves to get sick. Your parents would be very unhappy."
"But it's only human to eat Reese's Cups, is it not?" The little girl asked. "Don't you want me to be human, as it says in the pledge?"
"Weeeell," The large man thought. Then he smiled and retorted, "But we have to be scheduled, and eating Reese's Cups is not on the schedule."
"We could put it on the schedule!" cried a tall boy with brown hair. "And we have to be grinning. I'd really grin if you gave me some candy!"
"But, but.." The man stuttered. "We need to be....jumping! We can't eat candy and jump!"
"We'll jump for joy if you give us candy." An older girl with long black hair countered. "And you should be understandable and realize that we really need candy!"
"Well." The large man sighed. "All right."
"Yeah!" The Snow Scouts cried. All of them rushed toward the bowl, but the girl with curly hair got there first and, shoving everyone else out of the way, grabbed two handfuls of candy and ran away with them.
"Hey, now there's only enough for each of us to get one." The tall boy with brown hair complained.
"To bad." The girl with curly hair replied. "I'm False Spring Queen."
The Snow Scouts first took off their masks and then ate the candy. Afterward, they all thanked the large man by saying "Thank you, Bruce."
"You're welcome kids." He said. "Now, lets do our pledge."
"Wait, I thought of an even better one!" The young girl with orange braided hair exclaimed. "Listen! Reese's Cups are amazing, better then Hershys, chocolatey, delicious, energizing, fun, great, happy, interesting, jaw-wateringly delicious, keen-o, luscious, mouth-watering, never bad, peanut buttery, queenly, really delicious, sugary, thick, unbelievably delicious, very delicious, well-formed, xylophone, yummy, and zestfully delicious."
All the Snow Scouts cheered, recited the new pledge again, then left the room.
HOW WOULD THE MAN WITH A BEARD BUT NO HAIR AND THE WOMEN WITH HAIR BUT NO BEARD EAT A REESES'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
A man and woman walked into the room. Their aura of menace was so strong that my assistant could feel it through the wall.
"Another room to burn down!" Cried the woman with hair but no beard.
"Wait, what's that?" Asked the man with a beard but not hair, pointing to the bowl of Reese's Cups. They both walked over to the table and looked and saw the candy.
"It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!" Cried the woman with hair but no beard. "That used to be my favorite candy, before I became a stupid volunteer." She laughed. "Did you know that I used to believe in that whole 'keeping the world quiet' thing? Fighting fire with fire works so much better."
The man with a beard but no hair grabbed a candy and said, "Let's eat one before we burn the room down."
"Why not?" The woman with hair but no beard shrugged. They both unwrapped their candies and ate them. "Pretty good." The woman with hair but no beard nodded. "But not half as good as seeing this room burned to the ground!"
"Definitely." The man with a beard but no hair agreed. "All rooms with green walls have got to go. I'm glad stupid Olivia, I mean," he laughed, "Madam Lulu told us about this. Let's burn out those rats!" He took out a bottle of gasoline and poured it all out around the room.
The woman with hair but no beard cackled, threw a match onto the liquid, and they both fled. Fortunately for my assistant, they didn't realize that their match went out when he came and poured a whole bucket of water on it, which he had kept with him for emergencies.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESE'S!!
REVIEWERS-
NewbiaTheElf- Yeah, this is the last chapter of characters I can do. Unless you think of someone I missed, in which case review and tell me. Hey, I could do the nuns who baked the lasagna! Just kidding. Hmmmmm. A story about Madam Lulu. Interesting idea. I'm glad you thought it was dramatic. Thank you. (bows)
Queenofinsanity- I have glasses too! But I'm getting contacts really soon! Exciting! I've already tried them on. They're really hard to get in, expecially for me because my eyes are so sensitive and don't like things touching them. Getting them out is the hardest. I had to have the doctor take them out.
o0wallpaper0o- I'm also 14. My birthday was July 2nd. So you must be going into High School too, unless the schooling is different in the UK. It's been really cold here in the states. Not much rain, though.
Leigh A. Sumpter- Someone could give you the book as a late birthday gift. I can't wait for the book to come out so I can make a new chapter, if there are any new, good characters for the 11th book.
Katrina Quagmire- I'm glad you thought it was so funny. That's my goal on fanfiction: Brightening up people's lives. Here's the slippery Slope for you! Enjoy!
Coffee Luv and MORT- Yeah for Mort! Anything else he wants to suggest? Why is his name Mort? (looks at your profile) Yeah! I'm not alone! Someone else doesn't like Sponge Bob! (does happy dance)
KittyWillow- No. Kill Bill looked too scary and violent. I don't like movies with blood and gore and cuts and icky stuff. It makes me sick. Also, movies with suspenseful music scares me. One time we were watching a suspense movie with an invisible monster (which was probably invisible so they wouldn't have to spend money on making a good monster costume) that went and killed people during the night. I think it was called The Forbidden Planet. Anyway, every night there was this CREEEPY music and it would show the monster's footprints and someone screaming. I ran all the way up to my bed and tried to block out the suspenseful music, but I couldn't! I have horrible nightmares. Anyway, sorry about that randomness. Thanks for reviewing!
READ AND REVIEW!!! NEXT CHAPTER WON"T BE UP FOR QUITE A WHILE SEEING AS THERE ARE NO MORE CHARACTERS!!!!! SORRY!!! REVIEW ANYWAY!!!!