Title: No is Not an Option (3/?) (A/H) (PG)

Author: granger2malfoy

Pairing: Adrian/Hermione

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Nope, not mine. No, I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, either.

A/N: My first Adrian fic. Sorry, not betad. This is a short chapter in a way. It follows the movie of PoC. I was watching it late, late last night and got inspired. Most of this is strict dialog. My attempt at dialog for a chapter in a fic. Be gentle in reviews.

Italicized means spoken in the movie: Pirates of the Caribbean.


Chapter Three

In a muggle cinemas, sat Hermione Granger, former Gryffindor Know-It-All, sat next to Adrian Pucey, former Slytherin Chaser, with a bucket of popcorn in her lap watching a new movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, because it was recommended by her best girlfriend, Ginny Weasley. It was still within the first twenty minutes of the movie starting and he already had his arm draped across the top of her seat.

Adrian (whispers): "You'd look better in that dress."

Hermione: "Shh."

Adrian: "Or even better without it, Kitten."

Hermione: "Shut it."

Adrian (can almost hear the smirk in his voice): "Make me."

Hermione: "I'll get the duct tape."

Adrian: "Kinky, Kitty. Really kinky. I like it."


Captain Jack Sparrow: "Sticks and stones, luv."

Adrian: "Oh, I like that line."

Hermione (rolls eyes but doesn't say anything)


Adrian: "Why does William Turner look familiar?"

William Turner: "You cheated!"

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Pirate."

Hermione: "More like 'Slytherin'."

Adrian: "Oh, that's it. The guy who plays that Turner chap looks like Blaise Zabini. Do you know him?"

Hermione: "A little. Now, hush."


Adrian: "Those pirates from the Black Pearl are oh so pretty."

Hermione: "Pirates aren't meant to be pretty."

Adrian: "Really? What about that Captain Jack Sparrow?"

Hermione: "Well, he's a good exception to that rule."

Adrian: "I see. My kitten has a thing for cunning."

Hermione turned to him and smiles innocently.

Adrian: "Why are you giving me that look for?"

Hermione (back to her normal seating position): "Nothing."


Adrian: "Would you prefer me to call you Poppet rather than Kitten?"

Hermione (in a warning tone): "Pucey."

Adrian: "No, you're absolutely right. Kitten is much more… you."


Captain Jack Sparrow: "Take what you can…"

Gibbs: "Give nothin' back."

Hermione: "Another Slytherin saying?"

Adrian: "Possibly. But I ALWAYS give, Kitten," (kissed her on the side of the neck) "Have no doubts about that. All you have to do is say the word," (another kiss right under her earlobe) "Any place" (licked along the side of her ear) "Any time."

Hermione (pulled away from his seductive kisses): "Cool it, Adrian."

Adrian (smiled at her using his given name and sat back into his seat): "As you wish."


Adrian: "Oh, yes. Sparrow would definitely be a Slytherin."

Hermione: "Well, he is brave."

Adrian: "More cunning than bravery. Sparrow is Slytherin and Turner is Gryffindor. Enough to make tou happy?"

Hermione: "Yes, now hush it for the final battle scene."

Adrian (kissed her hand): "Always this bossy, Kitten?"


Captain Jack Sparrow: "If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."

Adrian: "All right then." (Turned Hermione to face him and gave her a fiery kiss) "Don't let it be said that I passed up an 'opportune moment'."


"Well, my friend, Ginny, was right. That was pretty good," Hermione commented as they walked out of the cinema. Adrian's arm went around her waist as they walked down the sidewalk. It was almost ten o'clock and the stars were already out on that beautiful September night.

"Yes, it was rather good. There was perfect amount of humor, romance, and action in that movie. You know I think that Will and I have something in common," he stated as turned her body to his and lifted her chin to see into her eyes.

Hermione smiled up at the very handsome man that had told her she was going to go out on a date with him earlier that day. "And what is that?"

"I think I am part pirate too," Adrian replied as he captured her lips and used his tongue to gain entrance to her mouth. Her hands went to his broad shoulders as his went to her arse to bring her body closer to his. After several minutes of memorizing her lips and mouth, Adrian pulled his head back about an inch and licked his lips as he purred, "Savvy."

"Oh, yes," Hermione said as she pulled him back into another session of passionate kisses.


to be continued

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