December 5, 2004

A/N: once again, first attempt at Potter fic, don't really know where it's going, don't really care. Hee hee hee.

To Jinks, my first (and only) reviewer thus far: yes, yes, and okee dokee, here you go! I suppose it was rather obvious, eh...? Ah well.I don't do these ones as often. Well, never. Except now. Enough chit-chat...

Disclaimer: Look at the name on the cover of the novels. Does it say "Xtine the Pirate"? There's your answer.

About Me and You

Chapter 1: You Say Hello….

"Harry! Oh, come off it Harry! Wait!"

He stormed down the hallway, sweeping past the faces of Gryffindors headed in the opposite direction without stopping to return their greetings.

"Harry!"

Ron struggled after him, brushing at the crowds of young witches and wizards who had parted so swiftly at the murderous look on his best friend's face. Ron, lacking in both the fame and the deadly looks department, didn't have quite the same effect.

"Shove off, Weasley!"

"Quit pushing, Ron!"

"Aww, for Chrissakes, you made me drop my books--"

"Sorry, sorry, 'scuse me…" Ron muttered, craning on his tiptoes to see the retreating figure of his friend vanishing through the Great Hall doors. "Harry!"

"That was right in my ear, you stupid sod!"

"Sorry…"

Ron turned miserably to help pick up the scattered books and bits of parchment before anyone else trod on them.

"Thanks a lot, Weasley, that was my Potions homework, you know. Snape is going to kill me…"

"Sorry." Ron repeated once more, his eyes continually drawn back to the large doors through which his best friend vanished.

Well… former best friend, at least, judging by Harry's reaction.

"What's the matter with Harry, anyways? You two in a bit of a tiff or what?"

"Oooh… Ronnie's had a lover's spat with Harry!"

"Don't be daft," Ron answered vaguely, turning slightly to look back up the staircase to where Hermione stood anxiously. "It was nothing important…"

TBC

Ooohh… what is darling little Harry all pissed off about?! Read the next chappie and find out!!

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To all shônen-ai fans, never fear!! IT will be forthcoming!!! Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Xtine the Potter Pirate.

Wingardium Levi-arrrrrr-sa!