Disclaimer: I forgot to mention this in my first story and here, but here it is: I do NOT own Homestar Runner or Star Fox. That is all.
Sector Y pictures:
Sector Y (The battleship struck by missiles): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0701.jpg
Sector Y (The battleship before the bosses): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0703.jpg
Mech Troopers: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0801.jpg
Shogun: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/0803.jpg
Chapter 2 – Fierce Melee
Characters in Chapter 2:
Fox – Homestar
Slippy – Homsar
Peppy – Coach Z
Falco – Strong Bad
General Pepper – Strong Sad
ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot
Guy who drives Shogun – Senor Cardgage
Location: Near Sector Y Combat Zone
"Homestar, we're under attack! Help us out here! But do know that this is hopeless, so never mind my plea, just let the enemy destroy us," said Strong Sad.
"Uh, did you just sing a song about melonade? I'm listening to Marshie's Top Ten Songs, including 'Stack them to the Heavens,' on my bwoken down c-Pod Stwong Bad gave more fow $900,000," reported Homestar while Strong Bad snickered that Homestar still thought a diskette attached to some paper was a c-Pod.
Location: Sector Y Combat Zone
There was already a battle going on. A battleship on the good side was shooting lasers at three small green robots flying towards the battleship. One of those robots was blasted by the lasers. The others flew to the battleship and somehow blew it up. Then the robots flew away as the Star Fox team arrived. Then the four Arwings split up around the area.
"Let's back up the squadwon," said Homestar as a fleet of robots were in front of Homestar and scattered.
"Somebody's going to pay for this crap," commented Strong Bad as he shot one of the three blue ships that Homestar was shooting at as well.
"Don't let any of them thro!" shouted Coach Z as Homestar shot at some green robots, blowing them up.
Then Homestar approached a ruined battleship, where he destroyed a blue robot. Then he got the Laser Upgrade. Meanwhile, Homsar noticed something.
"As blind as a bat ninja!" said Homsar.
Then Homestar flew on, where waves of three missiles flew under him. Then he got a message from Grape Nuts Robot.
"Now spell: Good luck Homestar," said Grape Nuts Robot.
"Who the crap taught him to do that?" asked Strong Bad.
Then missiles from above flew into a battleship ahead, destroying it as the Arwings went up, revealing a battleship with blue ships on missiles. Homestar shot at them with his new Hyper Lasers.
"Hold them, they're trying to get throu!" shouted Coach Z.
Then two waves of nine blue ships flew out of the battleship. Homestar shot the wave of blue ships on the right and some on the other wave, but the other ships flew away. Then Homestar went below the battleship. There were ships flying towards him. Homestar shot at the ships, but the first ship flew by. Soon, Homestar got a Shield Ring as he flew towards some more battleships with turrets.
"Homestar, you're supposed to shoot them all," said Strong Bad.
"What? I'm supposed to shoot the mall? Oh cwap," replied Homestar as he shot at the turrets on the battleships.
"The ornomy's coming from behind!" warned Coach Z.
So Homestar did a somersault to fight five blue ships. Then he shot them all. Soon, he approached a battleship where two green robots were waiting for him. Homestar shot a charged shot at the two robots, killing them in one hit. Then Homestar, Strong Bad, and Homsar went above the battleship while Coach Z went below.
"I've got everything below!" reported Coach Z.
Then Homestar shot saw blue ships and missiles, and there were a lot of them.
"Stwong Bad, what do I do hewe?" asked Homestar.
"KABOOM!" replied Homsar, as Homestar accidentally made communications with Homsar.
"Good idea Stwong Bad!" said Homestar as he shot a bomb at the ships and missiles, blowing them all up.
"Yeah, I said the idea," said Strong Bad before flying off to find enemies to shoot.
Homestar shot some blue ships while flying through some broken battleships. Also Homsar was chasing some ships.
"AAAAAAAA! You miss the atomic touch!" said Homsar as he chased after some ships.
"Well, have a nice time little man," said Homestar as he shot more ships.
"You are the maze!" Homsar was chasing some more ships.
Soon, Homestar arrived at some more broken battleships. Then Homsar was chased by more ships.
"AAAAA! I like Jumanji!" cried out Homsar as the ships chased after Homsar.
"Cool! I hate that!" said Homestar as he shot some of the ships chasing Homsar.
Soon, the ships left Homsar alone as Homestar arrived at some battleships with turrets. Homestar shot them. Then Homestar flew to two battleships next to each other. There was a robot in front of them. Homestar shot a charged shot at it while Strong Bad shot at the robot as well. The robot was destroyed.
"Okay, that was mine!" said Strong Bad.
"Nuh-uh, that was mine!" argued Homestar.
"I'll give you a Cheatcake if you say it was mine."
"Okay!"
Then the four Arwings met in another battleship battle zone.
"We'we going to bweak thwough that fleet!" said Homestar.
"You're becoming a better pilot!" complimented Coach Z.
Then a turret shot at Coach Z.
"All right, you're not that good," admitted Coach Z.
Then Homestar flew to the last battleship, which had ships that Homestar blasted with bombs. Then he got a message from Grape Nuts Robot.
"Now spell: Location confirmed, sending supplies," reported Grape Nuts Robot.
Then Homestar blasted open the box to get a bomb. Then he flew away from the battleship.
"Oh no! It's the Fry Flying Rangers!" cried out Homsar.
Then the Arwings' wings spread.
"All wange mode, right?" asked Homestar.
Then they flew around a brown and a blue robot. Homestar shot at the blue robot, amaging it.
"Hey stupid! Quit moving around!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Okay!" replied Homestar.
So Homestar used the brakes and shot at the blue robot, blowing it up.
"To kill a mockingbird!" said Homsar as he gave Homestar an energy meter halfway filled up.
"Good joriarb! Keep up the good work!" commented Coach Z.
Then Homestar went to the brown robot, flying around. Homestar shot at it until the energy meter was filled up and the brown robot blew up.
"Yay! Let's go to the next planet!" announced Homestar.
Then a battleship appeared with Shogun.
"Don't potter yustet," muttered Senor Cardgage as Shogun flew to the battle.
The energy meter was drained of black. Homestar tried to find Shogun, who was shooting lasers aimed at his wingmen.
"It's tie to tie a new weapon," muttered Senor Cardgage as he shot Homsar.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I got shot by Agent Smith!" cried out Homsar as his Arwing was damaged.
Homestar shot at the robot, but then Shogun flew away.
"Cocky litter frerks," muttered Senor Cardgage as he shot Strong Bad.
"Oh crap! He hit me!" shouted Strong Bad.
Then Homestar did a U-turn and shot at Shogun.
"What's wrong. That all you gert?" asked Senor Cardgage.
Then Homestar shot at Shogun until the energy meter was completely filled black.
"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shouted Senor Cardgage as Shogun blew up.
Then the four Arwings met in one place, closing their wings.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
"Does that mean I defeated 100 enemies? Yay! I'm going to Aquas!" announced Homestar.
"You go hare!" replied Homsar.
"Yor skeels have improrved, Homestar," commented Coach Z.
"You think you're good for something?" asked Strong Bad.
Then the Great Fox healed the four Arwings as they flew away to Aquas.
NO POLL
You go one way from Aquas. There's a poll next chapter, so stay tuned!
