Aquas pictures:

Aquas (with the angler fish and enemy octopi): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1002.jpg

Aquas (canyon of the exploding starfish): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1003.jpg

Bacoon: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1101.jpg

Blue Marine: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/renders/ships15.jpg

Chapter 3 – Terror of the Deep

Characters in Chapter 3:

Fox – Homestar

Slippy – Homsar

Peppy – Coach Z

Falco – Strong Bad

General Pepper – Strong Sad

Outside Aquas:

"Uh, Homestar? While you're at Aquas, take out the enemy bio-weapon," ordered Strong Sad.

"Uh, okay! Hey Stwong Sad?" asked Homestar.

"What?"

"What's a bio-weapon? Is it some sort of witches' bwew? Or is it some sowt of vampiwe bwew?" asked Homestar.

"Actually, I know the meaning by knowing the definition of bio," said Strong Sad as he got a dictionary and turned to "bio-", "It is..." began Strong Sad when he realized Homestar disconnected communication.

"Well, you've done it again," Strong Sad said to himself. Then he wondered, "What's a vampire brew?"

Aquas Ocean:

The Great Fox was half submerged in the ocean. Underwater, the Blue Marine (with Homestar in it) was launched out of the Great Fox. Then he began moving the Blue Marine slowly through the ocean.

"We all live in the Blue Mawine, Blue Mawine, Blue Mawine," sang Homestar in the tune of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine."

"Four things: One: I don't like Beatles songs. Two: There's barely enough space to fit you in, let alone more than one. Three: I hate you too. Four: Look for the freakin' bio-weapon!" explained Strong Bad.

"What's a bio weapon?" asked Homestar.

"Some sort of evil fish underwater," said Strong Bad.

Then Homestar saw a starfish that was about to explode. He shot a yellow torpedo at it, destroying it.

"Okay, I destwoyed the bio-weapon, can I go now?" asked Homestar.

"No, that's not the bio-weapon. That's just a crappy exploding starfish, and there are some crappy squids ahead," warned Strong Bad.

Homestar shot a torpedo at the two squids grouped together, shredding them into pieces. Then Homestar shot a torpedo at a clam, opening it up. Then he shot two more squids and some more clams with torpedoes.

"Hey, this is fun! People should make a video game about ouw adventuwes!" exclaimed Homestar.

"Uh Homestar, we are paroydying a videro game," said Coach Z.

"Cool!" exclaimed Homestar.

Then he went under some arches and shot torpedoes at clams and squids, killing them.

"Having fun Homestar?" asked Strong Bad.

"AAAAAAA! You shenked the second jengaship!" replied Homsar.

"Whoops! Wrong idiot!" exclaimed Strong Bad.

Then Homestar came upon a squid in a vertical position. Homestar was shooting torpedoes and lasers at it to destroy it.

"I think I'm supposed to send the data to you guys, but I don't know what it's about," reported Homestar.

"Oh no! I don't like this mess!" replied Homsar.

"Hey Homestar, just in case you might crash into stuff, shoot a torpedo to help you see," ordered Strong Bad.

Then Homestar shot lasers at some white cones that were about to swim into the Blue Marine. Then he encountered more exploding starfishes, so Homestar shot torpedoes at them, blowing them up. Then Homestar went under an arch.

"Looks like the pollortion has started," commented Coach Z.

Then Homestar came upon blue humanoid fish. Homestar shot torpedoes at them to kill them.

"I think I destwoyed the bio-weapons," said Homestar.

"No you didn't, and neither are the eels ahead, which you should shoot with lasers," replied Strong Bad as Homestar shot torpedoes at clams.

Then Homestar saw a brown eel. He shot lasers at it to shred it into pieces. Then there was another which Homestar did the same thing to. Then he came to a ruin with pillars.

"AAAAAAA! I like this mess!" said Homsar.

Then Homestar saw a group of octopi. He shot torpedoes at them to destroy them. Then he saw some more pillars that looked weak. Homestar shot them.

"You like the blue submarine dude?" asked Homsar.

"It's a good thing yor' prorpared Homsar!" complimented Homsar.

Then Homestar got a Shield Ring from a pillar and saw four squids shooting at Homestar. Homestar destroyed them with torpedoes, as well as the octopi. Then he came upon a place with lots of squid.

"Look out! It's Superman!" cried out Homsar.

"Do a borral roll!" ordered Coach Z.

So Homestar spun around while shooting torpedoes at the squids he could destroy. Then he went through a Checkpoint to heal his Blue Marine, which was damaged from the squids.

Then Homestar shot torpedoes at the octopi. Then he saw a brown angler fish. He shot lasers at it to destroy it.

"Look out! It's Superman again!" shouted Homsar.

So Homestar got out of an angler fish's way as Homestar destroyed it with lasers. He also shot some octopi and squids with torpedoes.

"Shoot until 150!" said Homsar.

"Yor the best Homsar! Well, not exactly. Ar! I can't make up my mind!" exclaimed Coach Z as Homestar encountered some octopi and another angler fish.

"Thanks Green Goblin!" thanked Homsar.

Then Homestar entered a canyon, where there were exploding starfish and triangles of blue jellyfish and rocks. Homestar shot torpedoes at the starfish from past experiences with them. He also shot at the rocks when he had time. However, he let two starfish blow up in a red explosion, damaging his Blue Marine.

"I got a bad feeling about this Homestar, or maybe it's my back," said Coach Z.

Soon, Homestar reached the end of the canyon, where he encountered falling rocks.

"Oh no! You're born with rocks in your mouth!" exclaimed Homsar as Homestar shot torpedoes at rocks while still getting damage.

"I did? Dang, that's cool," exclaimed Homestar.

Then Homestar shot torpedoes at clams and humanoid fishes to destroy them. Then he stopped in front of something.

"Hey Stwong Bad, what's that?" asked Homestar.

"I don't know," replied Strong Bad.

Then the thing opened up, revealing it to be Bacoon, a large clam with a green eye and two columns holding the shell up.

"Aw! How cute! Hey Stwong Bad, can I bwing the clam home?" asked Homestar.

"You fool, that's the bio-weapon!" exclaimed Strong Bad.

"No, it's a cwappy clam, just like you said!"

"Look doofus, destroy that clam so we can get out of this planet, NOW!" ordered Strong Bad.

"To kill a mockingbird!" said Homsar as he gave Homestar Bacoon's energy meter.

Then Homestar shot the body parts that were shooting out sea serpents with torpedoes. He shot one with three torpedoes to destroy it before Bacoon opened up. Bacoon shot pearls at Homestar's Blue Marine.

"Short the columns!" ordered Coach Z.

So Homestar shot at a column with his laser until it turned multicolored.

"Odeprot shoot!" ordered Homsar.

Homestar shot a torpedo at the multicolored column, destroying it.

"That's it! You're closer to destroy that crap-for-brains!" said Strong Bad.

"I thought you said this was the bio-weapon," said Homestar.

"That too," added Strong Bad.

Then Homestar shot at the other two body parts shooting sea serpents with torpedoes. He managed to destroy them both. Then Bacoon opened up again. Homestar did the same thing he did the first column to the next one, destroying it.

"That's it!" said Strong Bad as Bacoon took off the top half of its shell.

"Short the ory!" ordered Coach Z.

Homestar shot the membrane covering the eye with lasers until the real eye was revealed. Before the pearls could get in the way, Homestar shot a torpedo at the eye, damaging Bacoon.

"Daa! Daa!" cried out Homsar.

            Then the membrane came back to cover the eye. Homestar shot the membrane with lasers again until the real eye was revealed. Then Homestar shot a torpedo at the eye, damaging Bacoon again. Then he did the same thing, but when he shot a torpedo, the pearls that Bacoon shot blocked the torpedoes.

"Uh Stwong Bad, does damaging peawls do anything?" asked Homestar.

"Oh no! You might jenny pie!" replied Homsar as Homestar communicated with the wrong person again.

"Stwong Bad, did you take my medication?" asked Homestar.

            Then Homestar shot the membrane with lasers again. Before the pearls could block the torpedo's path, Homestar shot a torpedo at the eye, point blank, damaging it. Then Homestar did that again until Bacoon started flashing red as parts of it were floating off.

"DAAAAAA! You did the can-can!" said Homsar as Bacoon blew up in big balls of something in water.

            Then Homestar reached a clear place with some rocks.

"We'we pwepawing to dock!" said Homestar.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

"Thanks Haddi-Man! You saved the day!" thanked Homestar.

"Homsar's not such a screw up orfter all!" commented Coach Z.

"DaAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks he green!" thanked Homsar.

"Yeah, because of this, I know I will take the sky anyday," said Strong Bad.

"You too Regina?" asked Homsar.

"My name is not Regina! It's Carmen Freakin... I mean Strong Bad!" said Strong Bad as he lost his mind.

            Then the Blue Marine went on into the deep, until the Great Fox would pick him up.

POLL

Should Homestar destroy all searchlights (not counting the one Strong Bad destroys, nor the ones the person playing Katt will destroy) in Zoness in order to go to Sector Z, where the Great Fox will be endangered by six missiles, or to Macbeth where Homestar drives the Landmaster again as he takes on the train?

a. Yes, go to Sector Z

b. No, go to Macbeth