Zoness pictures:
Zoness (the tankers and enemy fighters): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1703.jpg
Katt and the Searchlights: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1702.jpg
Sarumarine: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/1801.jpg
Sarumarine (being destroyed): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/seamonster.jpg
Chapter 4 – Invasion Aftermath
Characters in Chapter 4:
Fox – Homestar
Slippy – Homsar
Peppy – Coach Z
Falco – Strong Bad
Katt – Some female
ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot
Sarumarine guy – King of Town
General Pepper – Strong Sad
Location: Outside Zoness
"There's an enemy base there?" asked Strong Sad.
"I don't know. Isn't that in the other planet, um, I don't know. Uh, isn't it just watew?" asked Homestar.
"Just defeat the boss in the planet," ordered Strong Sad, exasperated.
"Okay!" said Homestar.
Location: Zoness
The four Arwings arrived at Zoness, which was made up of a polluted ocean. Then they split up. Then Homestar saw some brown fish jump out of the water in front of him, so he shot them, shredding them to pieces.
"Let's sneak in low to suwpwise them, so we can say 'Happy 101th biwthday Stwong Bad!'" said Homestar.
"Uh Homestar, today's not my birthday. I'm not even 30 years old, let alone 101!" argued Strong Bad.
Then Homestar encountered some brown insects shaped like flowers that opened up their armor to shoot blue energy balls at him. Homestar shot a charged shot at one of them, frying it.
"I can't believe they did this to Zoness," muttered Strong Bad.
Then Homestar came to a crate on a pole. Homestar shot the crate for a Shield Ring.
"Ah! This is dirtier than dirtier!" cried Homsar.
"I hear you Homsar, and I agree," agreed Strong Bad.
Then he approached some yellow islands with searchlights.
"I spy see yous!" shouted Homsar.
"Take em all out if you want to go to Sector Z!" ordered Strong Bad.
So Homestar shot lasers at the base of each searchlight to make them sink into the polluted water, rendering them useless. Then he approached some buildings on stilts. He went under a building to see a searchlight and a long legged spider. Homestar shot a charged shot at the spider to destroy it and destroyed the searchlight. Then Homsar flew by, being chased by three brown birds.
"AAAAA! These are bling, blings!" cried out Homsar.
So Homestar shot lasers at the three brown birds to shred them into pieces. Then he noticed a bird of the same species behind him, doing nothing harmful, but annoying. So, Homestar did a somersault and shot at the bird. Then he approached rocks with searchlights. As well as that, he spotted a pink and white ship that was small in height and width. Suddenly, feminine music began to play in the background.
"We're closing in on them Strong Bad," said the female in the ship.
"Who the crap are you?" asked Strong Bad.
"I'm the Ugly One, your girlfriend," replied The Ugly One, making Strong Bad scream the loudest he could in his life (take the time when he screamed in the email: sibble, and multiply the volume by 100. That's how it sounds).
"Is that a way to greet a girl?" asked The Ugly One.
"You're not a girl! Nor a boy!" shouted Strong Bad.
Then Homestar and The Ugly One approached some rocks and a lot of searchlights.
"Uh, I'll take the left, and you take the right," said the Ugly One to Homestar.
"And you take Homestar, I take another girlfriend way prettier than you!" added Strong Bad.
So The Ugly One went to the left side of the area and shot the searchlights there. Homestar went to the right side of the area and shot the searchlights there. Meanwhile, there was a bird carrying a blue orb. Homestar shot at it, but the bird simply dropped the orb, causing a small explosion.
"Here is the smiter!" shouted Homsar.
Suddenly, a sea serpent got out of the water, crashing into Homestar, making him lose a wing, and dove back in. Then Homestar shot some more of the brown fish with a single laser. Then he saw a bomb, Supply Ring, and a Shield Ring in a straight vertical line.
"Follow your forther's example!" said Coach Z.
Then Homestar got the bomb and did a somersault to get the Supply Ring and the Shield Ring. Then he saw some more searchlights. He shot one, but then a sea serpent got out of the water. Homestar flew under it and shot at another searchlight. After that, he flew by some more islands with searchlights destroyed by Homestar. Then the sea serpent visited a few times. Then the feminine music... (What? It's not appropriate for this situation? Fine!) Then the Teen Girl Squad music began to play as The Ugly One was being chased by a ship.
"Ow! My ship!" cried out The Ugly One.
Then Homestar shot at the ship.
"Beautiful! I think I have a crush on you!" said the Ugly One.
"Please take him for life then," said Strong Bad.
Then he went through a Checkpoint to heal his Arwing. Then Homestar flew to a gate-like thing with rudders on both sides. Coach Z flew by.
"Shoot the rorders!" ordered Coach Z as he shot the rudders on the gate-like thing to raise the gate, enabling Homestar to get the Laser Upgrade (if it's supposed to be a Wing Repair, this is my story, so I say it's a Laser Upgrade, as well as the next) hidden by the gate seconds ago.
Then Homestar flew by the sea serpent again while shooting the searchlights with his double lasers. Then he approached another one of those gate-like things with rudders. Homestar shot the rudders to reveal a searchlight that Homestar shot. Then he shot another searchlight while the sea serpent appeared again. Then he flew to a crate, shot it, and got the Shield Ring inside it.
"Ornomy tornkers!" warned Coach Z as Homestar approached some ships with crates with ships flying by.
Homestar shot at the crates on the ships and also shot at the ships flying by.
"You've got an ornomy on your toil!" warned Coach Z.
Homestar, learning what that meant, did a somersault and shot at the ship behind him. Then he shot at the crates on the tankers before he approached some buildings on stilts.
"Here go I!" said Homsar as he flew under the buildings, flying pretty well, better than usual.
Homestar followed Homsar, and then he got a Laser Upgrade for his reward. Then he approached some platforms with crates and ships. Homestar shot at some of them. Meanwhile, the Teen Girl Squad music began to play again.
"Make way for The Ugly One!" shouted The Ugly One as she helped blast the crates.
Then Homestar approached bridge-like structures with turrets and sea-going tanks shooting at him. Homestar shot as many as he could. Soon, he approached some buildings on stilts with rock protrusions, searchlights, and the bird holding a blue orb. One was out of range of fire. But then, Strong Bad flew by and destroyed that searchlight while Homestar destroyed the last searchlight.
"That was close!" exclaimed Strong Bad.
Then he shot at the last group of sea-going tanks before seeing toxic drums in the water, which would let out a column of fire. Homestar destroyed them for Supply Rings.
"Be careful! It might be a trorp!" warned Coach Z.
"You love traps, don't you?" asked Strong Bad.
"Yeah, well..." began Coach Z.
"Holy crap! What the crap was that just right now?" asked Strong Bad.
"We all live in the yellow submarine! Yellow submarine! Yellow submarine!" sang Homsar, singing the Beatle's "Yellow Submarine."
"Ugh! I hate the Beatles! You know, with their..." began Strong Bad.
NOTE: THE FOLLOWING COMMENT ON THE BEATLES MIGHT INSULT BEATLE FANS, CHRISTIANS, AND HIPPIES. THAT IS ALL. NOW COMMENCE TO THE BOSS BATTLE.
Suddenly, something made the water splash. Then Sarumarine came out.
"Disrespectful little eaters!" exclaimed the King of Town as he turned the Sarumarine around to battle Homestar.
"To kill a mockingbird!" said Homsar as he gave Homestar the boss energy meter.
"I'll teach you some eating etiquettes, I mean manners!" said the King of Town as he shot the spiked ball attached to the submarine at Homestar, who dodged it at the last second.
Then Homestar shot a bomb at one of the pipes attached to the head. Meanwhile, the submarine was shooting out toxic drums and cannonballs. Homestar shot at the cannonballs for bombs. Then he shot another bomb at the same pipe to destroy it.
"Then I shoot that cannon thingie," said Homestar as he shot the bomb.
"No!" exclaimed Coach Z.
As the armor with the cannon came off and sank, the Sarumarine also went underwater, minus the periscope.
"Ooh! There's a poisonous lobster underwater! Let me eat it!" said the King of Town as he shot the spiked ball out of the water while Homestar dodged it.
Then Homestar shot some bombs at the periscope, detaching it from the Sarumarine as the spiked ball shot out of the water again.
"I can't see! My lobster swam away! Doo, hoo, hoo! Oh, er, fire anyway!" ordered the King of Town.
Then the spiked balls shot out of the water again, but it missed by a long shot.
"Er, I don't know what to say, but let's go up!" ordered the King of Town.
Then the Sarumarine came back up, shooting cannonballs Homestar shot for bombs, and toxic drums. Then Homestar shot two bombs at the other pipe, destroying it. Then Homestar shot at the armor shooting with a cannon on the left side, sinking it. Then the Sarumarine turned around. This revealed a red crane. Homestar shot a bomb at it, making it shake.
"Uh, drop the crane!" ordered the King of Town.
As Homestar shot another bomb at the crane, the hook went underwater to recover the armor. Just as the armor was about to be reattached, Homestar shot another bomb at the crane, making it sink into the water.
"Doo-hoo-hoo!" cried the King of Town.
Then Homestar shot a bomb at the other armor, making it sink. Then the Sarumarine went mad as it shot fire and shot the spiked ball uncontrollably.
"FIRE! FIRE!" shouted the King of Town.
Homestar dodged the attacks and shot the submarine with his lasers. Eventually, when the energy meter was blackened, the Sarumarine began to blow up.
"Doo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!" cried the King of Town as the Sarumarine blew up.
Then the four Arwings met in one spot.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
"All aiwcwaft wepowt!" ordered Homestar.
"DAAA! I'm sokay!" replied Homsar.
"Everything's A-Ookay!" replied Coach Z.
"Hey, is The Ugly One gone? Good, I don't like her," said Strong Bad.
Then the four Arwings flew away to Sector Z.
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