Note: If you've been wondering, I don't own Homestar Runner, nor Star Fox. Otherwise, my stories would be in more detail and be just like the game, and that might not be fun.

Sector Z pictures:

Sector Z (debris): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2101.jpg

Sector Z (Great Fox): http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2103.jpg

Missiles: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2102.jpg

Chapter 5 – Ambush of the Great Fox

Characters in Chapter 5:

Fox – Homestar

Slippy – Homsar

Peppy – Coach Z

Falco – Strong Bad

ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot

General Pepper – Strong Sad

Katt – The Ugly One

Inside the Great Fox which is nearing Sector Z Combat Zone

"Homestar, you're being gunned down. Be careful," warned Strong Sad.

"I'm always caweful Stwong Sad!" replied Homestar as he disconnected communications, started walking to his Arwing, and tripped.

Sector Z Combat Zone

The Great Fox flew to the middle of the Sector Z Combat Zone. Meanwhile, a siren blared inside the Great Fox as ships flew towards the Great Fox.

"Now spell: Ships approaching from the left," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

Then the four Arwings flew out of the Great Fox. Then they were encountered by the ships that formed a circle around the Great Fox and started chasing them, or be chased by Homestar's wingmen.

"Nice welcome!" remarked Strong Bad.

Then two ships began chasing Homsar.

"AAAAAAAA! I can't do this all my dine!" cried out Homsar as his Arwing was being damaged by the ships.

So Homestar flew to Homsar. On the way, he blasted a piece of debris. Then he shot a charged shot at the two ships, saving Homsar.

"I'm close too!" thanked Homsar.

Then Coach Z chased after some ships.

"I'm not going to let you get away from me!" said Coach Z, but the ships flew behind debris and split up, making Coach Z unable to chase them.

Strong Bad was being chased by two ships.

"Oh yeah? Fine! You get my single deuce!" shouted Strong Bad as he held up his fist.

The single deuce only made another ship join the ships chase Strong Bad.

"Oh crap! That other one got too ticked off!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Don't wowwy Stwong Bad! I can save the day!" said Homestar as he flew to Strong Bad and shot at the three ships shooting at Strong Bad.

"Jeez! I've been saved by Homestar! How crappy!" complimented Strong Bad.

"You'we welcome Stwong Bad! If you need me, call at 1-800-5555…" began Homestar when Strong Bad disconnected communications with Homestar.

A minute later, Strong Bad decided to fine tune his double deuce, but he did it on four ships, and they began to chase him.

"Holy crap! Why can't you appreciate my deuces? Hey Homestar? You there? I need
some help!" said Strong Bad.

"…555555555555555555555555555555555555555…" continued Homestar.

"DUMBSTAR!" shouted Strong Bad as he continued being chased.

"Yeah Stwong Bad?" asked Homestar.

"As you can see, I need some help here!"

"Okay! I can save the…" began Homestar.

"Just get here!" shouted Strong Bad.

So Homestar flew to Strong Bad and shot at the ships chasing him.

Just then, a copperhead missile accompanied by some ships stopped some distance south of the Great Fox. Then the missile charged forward as the background music changed (what? What do you mean you can't hear it?)

"Now spell: Six missiles coming from the left," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

"Let's destroy the missiles!" said Strong Bad.

"AAAAAA! I'm going to take you up!" said Homsar as he chased a ship, but Coach Z shot it down.

"Yay! I gort one!" said Coach Z.

"He can dance to fifty-toot!" shouted Homsar.

"Now spell: Missile one approaching," warned Grape Nuts Robot.

So Homestar flew to the south to see the missile. It was even labeled "missile" on his radar screen, but…

"Hey Stwong Bad, whewe's the missile?" asked Homestar as he flew in front of the missile.

"Right in front of you, dork!" said Strong Bad.

"Oh! I thought that was a touwist ship, like in Staw Waws!" said Homestar as he shot at the missile and blew it up.

Then Homestar flew back to the Great Fox, where he was being chased by a ship.

"Move it, idiot, he's right behind you!" shouted Strong Bad.

So Homestar did a somersault and shot at the ship.

"Now spell: Missiles two and three approaching," warned Grape Nuts Robot.

As the robot said that, two more missiles were flying to the Great Fox.

"I'm going to save my dime!" said Homsar as he flew to the missiles.

Just then, a ship chased Homsar again, preventing him from destroying the missiles. Instead Homestar flew to the missiles and destroyed one of them while the other got past. Then Homestar did a u-turn and destroyed the other missile before Coach Z could destroy it.

"Oh man! I wanted a missile!" complained Coach Z.

"Maybe next yeaw, Coach Z!" reassured Homestar.

So after two minutes of chasing ships and being chased by ships, three more missiles approached the Great Fox.

"Now spell: Missiles four, five, and six approaching," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

"I'm going in!" said Strong Bad as he and Homestar flew to the three missiles.

At that time, The Ugly One flew to the fray.

"The Ugly One is here to save the day!" said the Ugly One.

"Oh no! Not you again! Can't you disrupt someone else?" asked Strong Bad.

"Is that a way to greet a girl?" asked the Ugly One.

"I already said this, YOU'RE NOT A GIRL!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Suwe she is," argued back Homestar as he destroyed a missile.

"Fine, I'll deuce777 her!" said Strong Bad as he did a complicated deuce, and accidentally ended up in the path of a flying missile, "OH CRAP!"

So Homestar shot that missile and destroyed it, saving Strong Bad.

"Not that that would have harmed me," said Strong Bad as he flew away.

Then The Ugly One began shooting at the last missile.

"No! That's my missail!" shouted Homestar as he shot at The Ugly One's ship, distracting her from shooting the missile.

"Ow! My ship!" said The Ugly One.

Then Homestar shot the missile, destroying it. Then the Great Fox began to fly away from Sector Z with the Arwings following. Meanwhile, The Ugly One began to fly away.

"You're pretty good, guy, I'll see you later!" said The Ugly One as she flew away.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

"Hey Gwape Buts, awe you okay?" asked Homestar.

"Grape Buts is okay," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

"How the crap did you make him say that?" asked Strong Bad.

"We've got the bord guys on the run!" said Coach Z.

"Well, that was a close one," said Strong Bad.

"Don't worry now! The powerball is mine to kick and win!" said Homsar.

Then the four Arwings flew away with the Great Fox.