NOTE: I don't own Star Fox nor Homestar Runner. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor am I a Yu-Gi-Oh fan.

Area 6 pictures:

Umbra: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2502.jpg

Green battleships: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2503.jpg

Gorgon: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2601.jpg

Chapter 6 – In the Middle, or Area 6

Characters in Chapter 6:

Fox – Homestar

Slippy – Homsar

Peppy – Coach Z

Falco – Strong Bad

ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot

General Pepper – Strong Sad

Caiman – 20X6 Homestar (let's call him Homekid)

Other Area 6 guy – Stinkoman

Andross - Andross

Location: Near Venom Air Defense Zone/Area 6

"Star Fox, we are in your debt. Please come back in one piece!" pleaded Strong Sad.

"But then the puzzle won't be fun with one piece!" replied Homestar.

"No, I mean, nobody listens to me," said Strong Sad as Homestar disconnected communication.

Location: Venom Air Defense Zone/Area 6

There were some ships in one spot, obviously doing patrol.

"Homekid here! No problems!" reported Homekid.

Then one of the ships was blasted by one of the four Arwings approaching with the Great Fox.

"Whoa! Did you see that! Emergency maneuvers!" cried Homekid as the ships flew away.

"Too late, game over buckos!" taunted Strong Bad as the four Arwings spread out and the focus came back to Homestar.

"We'we entewing Venom Aiw Defense Zone," announced Homestar as he began shooting at an Umbra, or a UFO with some spikes.

"Everybody stay alort!" alerted Coach Z as Homestar shot a group of ships, being distracted from the Umbra.

When Homestar's focus went back to the Umbra, he flew past it, and towards space mines.

"Never hear screams in space!" cried Homsar.

Some space mines blew up, but Homestar shot two bombs at them to blast them.

"Who's the guy who blows them all?" sang Homestar.

"Definitely not you," answered Strong Bad.

"You'we wight," replied Homestar.

Then they flew by some more Umbras. They would "bow" to Homestar if they were destroyed. Homestar shot down one of them by rapidly shooting at it. Meanwhile, Strong Bad was being chased by a group of ships.

"Crap-for-brains behind me! Am I getting slow?" asked Strong Bad.

"Uh, I don't think so," answered Homestar as he destroyed the ships by two charged lasers.

Then Homestar destroyed one Umbra while Strong Bad flew by, chasing a ship.

"This is my time for a payback! Don't interfere!" announced Strong Bad.

But Homestar was occupied with some butterflies shooting blue orbs at Homestar. Homestar shot at them. Then Coach Z and Homsar helped Homestar shoot down an Umbra.

"Hold still so I can shoot you!" shouted Strong Bad as he was still shooting at his ship.

Homestar destroyed one more Umbra before Strong Bad destroyed his ship.

"Yes! That's another enemy for my enemy counter! What the crap?! Why is it so low?" asked Strong Bad.

Homestar shot at the vertical ships flying in two. Then they came towards some junky-looking battleships that shot tiny missiles at Homestar. Some blew up, but Homestar shot them down. Then he began shooting at one when Grape Nuts Robot called.

"Now spell: Great Fox will assist you," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

Great Fox shot yellow lasers at more of those battleships, helping Homestar destroy them. Then Homestar destroyed the next battleship that unleashed more missiles that Homestar destroyed as well. Then five orange and green missiles were flying towards the Arwings.

"Incoming enemy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Homsar.

"Shoot them down! We're being morked!" ordered Coach Z.

So the four Arwings shot at the missiles. Homsar managed to destroy one, Strong Bad managed to destroy his missile, as well as Coach Z and Homestar, leaving one more missile. Homestar kept on shooting at it, but then it blew up in a red fiery ball, damaging Homestar's and Homsar's Arwing.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Homsar.

"DIIIIIIIIID we GET em?" asked Stinkoman.

"Not yet, the guy!" answered Homekid.

"WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do you CALL me THAT again?" asked Stinkoman.

Then Homestar was about to shoot an Umbra when Coach Z flew by, being chased by little white missiles.

"They're orn me! I'm getting careless!" cried Coach Z as one missile blew up, damaging Coach Z's Arwing.

Homestar tried to shoot all of the missiles, but one blew up on Homestar, damaging his Arwing. Two more missiles were chasing Coach Z.

"Whart's taking you so long, Homestar?" asked Coach Z as one of the missiles blew up.

Homestar managed to shoot the last one, and Coach Z resumed doing what he was doing, flying around. Then Homestar flew by some triangular ships moving quickly, shooting lasers at Homestar. They seemed to have some shield, for Homestar had a hard time destroying them. After a few seconds of fighting those triangular ships and deflecting their shots, Homestar got a call from Grape Nuts Robot. But it wasn't Grape Nuts Robot after all.

"Ah, the son of Dangeresque Too," said Andross.

"How dawe you say my father to me, Andwoss!" shouted Homestar as he kept on flying.

"Those tin cans are no match for me!" taunted Andross as Homestar flew away from the triangular ships.

Then Homestar shot at an Umbra below him, wondering what tin can Andross was talking about, or what a tin can was.

"I'll make those fools pay!" said Andross.

Homestar destroyed the Umbra while he was wondering who the "fools" were.

"Wait, are you saying youw bwothews awe fools?" asked Homestar.

"I'll be looking forwards this," taunted Andross.

"What'd you say about my shoes?" asked Homestar, oblivious to that fact that that was not what Andross said.

Then a bee flew in front of Homestar and shot blue, red, and purple orbs at Homestar. Homestar got damaged by them while shooting at the bee. Suddenly, another bee came, and they both shot orbs at Homestar, damaging his Arwing. Homestar destroyed the first bee when he began shooting at the second bee. Then two more bees came as the second bee was destroyed. The third and fourth bees kept on shooting orbs at Homestar while he was shooting at them. Soon, Homestar destroyed the third bee as he flew through the Checkpoint, healing himself as he the last bee flew away. Then Homestar shot at the vertical ships that were in groups of two.

"Hey guy! They've broken through the second line!" cried Homekid.

"FIRE! FIRE! DOON'T let them THROUGH!!!!!!!!!" shouted Stinkoman as Homestar neared green battleships that were the largest in Area 6.

"Hey th… I mean, Stinkoman! Want to play Yu-Gi-Oh cards at the end of the day?" asked Homekid.

"No way! I'm not going to accept your useless challenge!" answered Stinkoman.

"Come on! I got a new Dark Magician! 2500 attack points! "

"Yeah, I can easily crush you with my Five Headed Dragon! It has 5000 attack points!" retorted Stinkoman.

"Yeah, you're the best!"

"Hey Stwong Bad," began Homestar.

"What?" asked Strong Bad.

"Wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh later on?" asked Homestar.

"No, you stink," answered Strong Bad.

"Come on! I've got a new Flame Swowdsman! 1800 attack points!"

"Yeah? My Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon can easily crush your cards! It has 1200 more attack points than your pitiful Flame Wimpman!"

"Yeah, you'we pwobably wight," answered Homestar as he began shooting as some blue ships and the battleships.

Then Homestar got a message from Grape Nuts Robot.

"Now spell: Great Fox will assist you," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

Then Great Fox fired at two battleships, helping Homestar destroy them. Then Strong Bad, Coach Z, and Homsar shot at another battleship, helping Homestar destroy it. Then Homestar destroyed the junky-looking battleship. Then they were nearing Venom when Homsar was being chased by a butterfly. Homsar was looking at Venom, being distracted from his doom, as he already lost a lot of energy.

"And she's vying the Stairway to Venom!" sang Homsar in the melody of "Stairway to Heaven."

"Uh oh, Homsaw's in twouble, again!" said Homestar as he shot the butterfly, saving Homsar.

"I'm as close to Venom!" cried Homsar as he flew away.

Then Homestar began shooting at a green battleship when he was forced to fight missiles shot at him. Then Homestar flew by some ships when he got another message from Grape Nuts Robot.

"Now spell: Location confirmed, sending supplies," reported Grape Nuts Robot.

Then Great Fox sent a box to Homestar. Homestar shot at it for a Supply Star, healing his Arwing from the lasers and orbs. Then he flew by two more battleships. Homestar destroyed the first of the two.

"Stinkoman! The last line has been breached!" cried out Homekid.

"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! These people are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYY!" shouted Stinkoman.

Then Homestar destroyed the last green battleship as the four Arwings began flying their straight path to Venom.

"DAAAAAAAAANG! DEEEEEEEEEEPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOYY IT NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" shouted Stinkoman as he waved his arms furiously, that any more, they would have detached from Stinkoman.

Then a star appeared in front of Homestar, forcing the Arwings to slow down.

"My toenails shine brighter than the sky!" cried Homsar.

"Crap! We were sooooooo close to Venom!" said Strong Bad as he pronounced soooooooo as "sue."

Then in place of the star, the Gorgon materialized in front of Homestar. Then it opened up, revealing three red energy balls as it released its tentacles.

"To kill a mockingbird!" said Homsar as he gave Homestar the Gorgon's energy meter.

Meanwhile, Homestar, with missions of experience, shot at the three energy balls to make the core turn from blue to yellow. It also put a little black on the boss' energy meter.

"Okay, we can go to Venom faster!" said Strong Bad as the Gorgon closed with its three tentacles to be used for attacking.

"Dorstroy the three tentacles to open the core!" ordered Coach Z.

"I can't! That's Doctow Octopus!" replied Homestar.

"That's not Dr. Octopus, idiot!" retorted Strong Bad.

"Yeah, you'we wight. That's Dr. Octopus' son!"

"No, that has nothing to do with Dr. Octopus or Spiderman! Besides, he has no relatives!"

"Then he's Dr. Octavia in Batman!"

"There is no freakin' Dr. Octavia in Batman, and he's the same as Dr. Octopus. Look, just SHOOT THE FREAKIN' TENTACLES!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Okay siw!" replied Homestar.

But the Gorgon dematerialized. Then it materialized as Homestar shot at two tentacles that shot at him and destroyed them. Then it disappeared, and materialized again as Homestar destroyed the last tentacle. Then it dematerialized and materialized again, and it shot missiles at Homestar. Homestar shot at them to avoid them from hitting his ship.

Then the Gorgon shot more missiles at Homestar, so Homestar shot them all. Soon, the Gorgon opened itself to reveal three more energy balls as it released its tentacles. Homestar shot at them to make the core turn to red. It put a little black on the boss' energy meter.

"That's it, Homestar! You did something smart!" said Strong Bad.

Then the Gorgon released some ships that Homestar shot. Then the Gorgon reappeared, opened up, and began charging up.

"Watch out Homestar!" cried out Strong Bad.

"Why?" asked Homestar.

Then the Gorgon shot a multicolored beam that was colorful enough to created seizures at Homestar, shredding his ship into pieces.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" cried Homsar.

"Ow," replied Homestar's burnt body floating in space.

CUT! THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

TAKE 2 (starting from when the Gorgon's charging its beam)

Then the Gorgon reappeared, opened up, and began charging up.

"Watch out Homestar!" cried out Strong Bad.

This time, Homestar flew away from Gorgon as it shot its seizure causing beam, but Homestar was out of the Gorgon's beam's way. Then the Gorgon dematerialized and materialized as it opened up, revealing its three energy balls as it released its tentacles.

"Shoot the thror energy balls!" ordered Coach Z as Homestar shot at the three energy balls.

"Uh Coach, why didn't you say that in the beginning of the battle?" asked Strong Bad.

"I forgot," replied Coach Z.

Suddenly, the core looked like it's bare and yellow.

"The shorld is gone! Shoot the core!" ordered Coach Z.

So Homestar shot at the core rapidly as the energy meter began to fill up with black, meaning Gorgon was weakening.

"Never give up! Trorst your instincts!" said Coach Z.

"Coach Z, I already told you he has no instincts to trust!" retorted Strong Bad.

While the Gorgon was beginning to close up, Homestar shot at the core until it was completely black.

"DaAaAaAaA! You did the can-can!" cried Homsar as the four Arwings flew away from the Gorgon as it blew up in a big bluish-white explosion with debris flying all over the place.

Then the four Arwings gathered in front of the Great Fox, close to Venom. The Great Fox healed the four Arwings by an extreme amount to prepare them for Venom.

"Hey guys, do I say 'Hold on, we'we entewing Venom Aiw Space!'?" asked Homestar.

"Yes," answered Strong Bad.

"Okay. Hold on, we'we entweing Venom Aiw Space!" said Homestar as the four Arwings flew to Venom.

NOW STAY TUNED, FOR NEXT CHAPTER, STAR FOX WILL ARRIVE IN VENOM, WHERE THEY WILL FIGHT MORE ENEMIES THAT ARE REALLY TOUGH, AND HOMESTAR FIGHTS ANDROSS.