NOTE 1: For those who are playing Star Fox 64 and have not reached this level up to Andross, be warned, for this chapter, and the next, might contain spoilers you don't want to know yet. But most of you have already reached this level, so don't really worry.

NOTE 2: I'm really disappointed and distressed that none of you (besides an anonymous fan) reviewed for the last two chapters. They weren't that bad. I've slaved myself to write these chapters for you, and this is what I get? Only one review while other stories get a whole lot more for each chapter? I expect more from you. I could just stop writing this story and release the other story I'm planning to do. Okay, I'm done, onto the story.

Venom pictures:

Wolfen II: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/2904.jpg

Andross: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/3102.jpg

Andross' real form: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/3202.jpg

Chapter 7 – The Final Battle

Characters in Chapter 7:

Fox – Homestar

Slippy – Homsar

Peppy – Coach Z

Falco – Strong Bad

Wolf – Homeschool (with an eye patch)

Leon – Goblin (with its face covered in bandages)

Pigma – Sir Strong Bad (1936)

Andrew – Strong Mad (with a robotic arm (his arm is covered in metal, that's all))

ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot

Andross – Himself

Location: Venom

"Say youw pwayews Andwoss. That is, if you awe, uh, weligious," said Homestar as the four Arwings flew towards Andross' lair's portal.

Then the four Arwings spread out and flew around. They didn't know what to do, and there's no background music. Something made them feel something's unsettling, and made them feel that they're waiting for something.

Suddenly, the Star Wolf music began to play as four Wolfen II ships began flying towards the four Arwings.

"Don't get too cocky, Star Fox," said Homeschool.

"(9 merry organ notes that sounds like 'Let's see how you handle our new ships.')" danced the Goblin.

"Too bad your cakesniffing papa isn't here to see you lose!" taunted Sir Strong Bad.

"NEVER REACH ANDROSS! NEVER ANDROSS!" shouted Strong Mad as he waved his "robotic" arm.

Then the four Wolfen II's flew to their designated targets: Homeschool to Homestar, Goblin to Strong Bad, Sir Strong Bad to Coach Z, and Strong Mad to Homsar.

"We'll see about that, Staw Wolf!" said Homestar as he was being chased by Homeschool's double red lasers.

"You guys don't give up!" said Strong Bad.

Then Homestar did a somersault. Homeschool did not say "What the heck?" Then Homestar shot at Homeschool's Wolfen II, damaging it, but it did a U-turn.

"You're good, but I'm better!" retorted Homeschool.

"I see you've got better ships!" noticed Strong Bad as the Goblin was chasing him.

Homestar flew to the Goblin's ship and shot at it, but it did a U-turn to join its other comrades.

"(Merry notes that sounded like "Not yet, the party's just begun.")" danced Goblin.

"What'd you say about my mama?" asked Homestar and Strong Bad at the same time.

"I like your new powerball lightning bolts!" complimented Homsar as he was being chased by Strong Mad.

Homestar went to Homsar and shot at Strong Mad's ship. Strong Mad did a U-turn.

"YOU CAN LOSE! YOU WILL LOSE!" shouted Strong Mad.

"Take care of the guy behind me, Homestar!" cried Coach Z as he got damage from Sir Strong Bad.

Homestar flew to Coach Z and shot at Sir Strong Bad, who did a U-turn.

"You can't win! I've got a better ship than your heap of trash you call a ship!" retorted Sir Strong Bad.

"Jeez! This is exhausting! I go back and fowth, back and fowth!" complained Homestar.

Then Homeschool shot at Homestar again. Homestar did a somersault and shot at Strong Mad's ship, thinking its Homeschool. Strong Mad was busy shooting at Homsar, he didn't know he was in danger until he was shot down. Homestar gathered the Supply Star he left behind.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Strong Mad.

"Dorgone it!" cried Coach Z as he was being endangered by Sir Strong Bad again.

"I'll do you fast, Coach Z ol' pal," said Sir Strong Bad.

Homestar flew to Sir Strong Bad's ship and shot at it until it flew behind a pillar with Andross' face, escaping from Homestar.

"I can't shake this crap-for-brains Goblin off!" shouted Strong Bad as he was being chased by the Goblin.

"(Merry organ notes)" danced the Goblin.

Homestar flew to Goblin as he began shooting at it. Then it did two U-turns, and ended up joining Homeschool in shooting at Homestar, giving him a hard time. Then Homestar did a somersault and got a message from Grape Nuts Robot.

"Now spell: Location confirmed, sending supplies," reported Grape Nuts Robot as a box was dropped near the portal.

Homestar shot it for a Supply Star. Then Homeschool continued shooting at him. Homestar did a somersault and shot at him until he did a U-turn.

"Oh no! He's onto me again!" cried Coach Z.

Homestar flew to Coach Z and shot at Sir Strong Bad, who was into shooting at Coach Z, until he was shot down.

"This can't be happening!" screamed Sir Strong Bad in his highest voice.

"Why do you have to be my enemy anyway?" asked Strong Bad as he was chased by Goblin.

"(Merry notes)" danced Goblin.

"Hey Goblin, there's a female Goblin on your right," lied Strong Bad.

The Goblin looked to its right as Strong Bad did a somersault and began shooting at Goblin. Homestar flew to that scene, thinking Strong Bad's in trouble, and shot at Goblin until his ship was shot down.

"(Very rapid, distorted, organ notes)" danced Goblin.

"One mowe to go!" announced Homestar.

"You'll be seeing your father soon, Homestar," taunted Homeschool as he continued shooting at Homestar.

Homestar did a somersault and shot at Homeschool.

"You're good, but I'm better!" taunted Homeschool.

And at that moment, Homeschool crashed into a pillar, destroying his ship.

"No way! I don't believe it!" cried out Homeschool.

Then Homestar flew to the portal.

"I'm going alone fwom hewe," announced Homestar.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOMESTAR!" cried Homsar.

"Homestar! Don't! You'll die!" cried out Coach Z.

"Can I have your stereo player if you die?" asked Strong Bad.

"No," answered Homestar as he began flying into the portal.

"HOMESTAR!" cried out Strong Bad.

Location: Andross' lair entrance

Homestar was flying down the tunnel, which became a maze.

"I have been waiting for you, Star Fox," said Andross.

Then Homestar went to his left.

"You know that I control the galaxy."

Then Homestar went to his right.

"It's foolish to come against me."

Homestar got some items as he went to his left.

"Now you will feel TRUE PAIN!"

Then Homestar went to his left, right, and then another right to increase his energy, have a few bombs, and be ready for Andross. Then he flew on until he got to Andross in the place with the green background. Then Andross laughed at Homestar.

"That's one ugly monkey! Only his mother could love that face!" observed Homestar.

"No, my mother didn't like my face either. She made me wear a mask for most of my childhood. Anyway, onto killing you," explained Andross.

Then Andross punched with his severed right hand. Homestar dodged that and shot at Andross' right eye, making Andross pause as he used his severed right hand to assuage his pain. Homestar shot at the severed left hand rapidly, destroying it. Then Andross pointed its finger from its right hand at Homestar and shot electricity out of it. Homestar was hit a few times, but managed to dodge the electricity until the end. Then Andross punched with his right hand while Homestar shot at it and destroyed it.

Then Andross began his final attack. He began inhaling, sucking in rocks and Homestar's Arwing. Homestar shot a bomb in Andross' mouth, making him stop inhaling.

"Oh my god, there's a crappy bomb in my stinkin' mouth!" exclaimed Andross as smoke came out of his ears, looking like he had indigestion.

"I like it when that happens!" said Homestar.

Then Homestar shot at Andross' eyes until Andross began shaking his head, which was blowing up. The background turned from green, to black, and then to blue and yellow as Andross' head blew up, revealing his true form, a brain with two eyeballs.

"Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!" taunted Andross.

"…" responded Homestar.

"You know, since I am the brainiest!"

"…"

"Since my true form's a brain."

"Oh! I get it!" said Homestar as he spread his wings and went into all range mode.

Then Andross released his eyes attached to the brain with electricity at Homestar. Homestar shot at the eyes as they spread out of Homestar's range of fire. Homestar flew to an eye, but because they were attached to the brain that moved, finding them was harder than he ever thought in his life.

"I hate that fweakin' eye!" said Homestar as he finally found an eye and began shooting at it, but it got out of his way.

Then Homestar did a U-turn and found the two eyes grouped together. Homestar shot at them, and destroyed one. Then the last eye shot red lasers at Homestar, damaging his Arwing. Then the eye was about to crash into Homestar when he did a somersault to get out of the eye's way. Then he was about to crash into the brain itself, but Homestar served to his left quickly and shot at the eye. However, he felt the brain right behind him, so he swerved to the left and shot at the eye that went in front of him, blowing it up.

"Two down, uh, bwain to go!" said Homestar.

Then Homestar shot at the brain, but it teleported to behind him. So Homestar did a U-turn, only to go right into the brain's tentacles. Homestar heard laughing as the tentacles assaulted his Arwing. When he got out, he lost a wing.

"Ow," said Homestar as he did a U-turn and shot at the green medulla.

Homestar was nearing the brain, but he swerved to the right to dodge the brain. Then he did a U-turn to face the brain again. Then he shot at the medulla until Andross began blowing up. While Andross was doing that, his tentacles grabbed Homestar's Arwing.

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!" said Andross as he blew up.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Homestar in a voice that showed his pain and fear, which is pretty hard to imagine.

THE END

PSYCHE!

TO BE CONTINUED…