Thanks for reading my story, but the thing is, the story's not over. In fact, if you read to the end of the chapter, you'll see a poll.

Responses to reviewers:
deuce777: Glad to know that you haven't given up on me, you know, since I didn't get a review from you for Chapter 5 and 6. BTW, the anonymousfan I was talking about was video gama. Was that you?

danny: Well, Sir Strong Bad could play Leon, but if you read my first story, Star Fox 64: Homestar Style, you'll learn why Sir Strong Badparodied Pigma instead of Leon.

ONTO THE STORY!

Chapter 8 – "Don't Ever Give up my Son"

Characters:

Fox – Homestar

Slippy – Homsar

Peppy – Coach Z

Falco – Strong Bad

ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot

General Pepper – Strong Sad

James? – Dangeresque Too?

Katt – The Ugly One

And one more surprise character

Location – Exploding Andross' Lair

Previously on Star Fox 64 in Expert Mode, Homestar Style:

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!" said Andross as he blew up.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Homestar in a voice that showed his pain and fear, which is pretty hard to imagine.

So, the explosion caused all things to be white. White… and silent. No sign of life or sound. Is Homestar really dead? Wait? What's that ship that's coming towards Homestar's Arwing. Is that really…

"Here comes the Thnikkaman," sang magical voices coming from no apparent body from nowhere.

"What the crap?" asked Homer Starrun.

"Hey kid, glad you shut up. Come on, follow me to…" began Thnikkaman.

"Uh, Thnikkaman?" began Homer Starrun.

"Hey kid? Where are you? Shut up?" asked Thnikkaman.

"Thnikkaman, sorry to tell you this, but… You're not the shaded person who is supposed to rescue Homestar from his fiery doom," explained Homer Starrun.

"What?! Oh, that stinks," said the Thnikkaman as he began to fly away.

"Hey Thnikkaman!"

"What?"

"Can I have some?" asked Homer Starrun.

"No," answered Thnikkaman as he flew away from the white and into the fire.

"There goes the Thnikkaman," sang magical voices, once again, coming from no apparent body from nowhere.

So, where were we? Thnikkaman does distract people. Oh right, silence, whiteness, and no signs of life or sound. It was like that for a few moments, when…

"Don't evew give up my son," said Dangeresque Too's ghost?

"Dad? The late Dangewesque Too?" asked Homestar.

"The name's Dangewesque!" said Dangeresque Too (or just Dangeresque).

Then we go away from the white as Dangeresque's/ Dangeresque Too's Arwing flew into a tunnel with Homestar following.

"Follow me, Homestaw," ordered Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too.

So Homestar followed his father. His father was going faster than he was, so he kept on using the boost. Soon, they came to a fork. On one end, it would lead to a fiery wall. The other end would lead to more paths to get out of the lair.

"This way, Homestaw," said Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too as he flew to the right. Homestar followed.

Homestar lost sight of his father's Arwing as they entered a curve, so Homestar did a long boost to catch up. Then they arrived at another fork. His father went to the left, and Homestar followed.

"Nevew give up. Twust youw instincts," said Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too.

"Hey! You sound like Coach Z!" said Homestar.

"Uh, I don't!"

That made him almost go the wrong way at the next fork, but he managed to go where his father went.

Then they arrived at the last fork. Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too went to the left, and Homestar went to the left as well. Then they were arriving at the circular tunnel to the surface.

"You've become so stwong Homestaw," observed Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too.

"Aw, thanks! I'm now pawt of the Stwongs. Now I'm Stwong Homestaw!" said Homestar.

"I have something impowtant to say to you, Homestaw," said Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too.

"What is it?" asked Homestar.

"I am your father," admitted Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too.

"Gasp!" exclaimed Homestar.

Then Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too flew out of the portal as Homestar followed, followed by an explosion. Dangeresque/ Dangeresque Too suddenly disappeared as Homestar flew to space, with the letters appearing.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Then Homestar joined his wingmen and the Great Fox.

"Homestar! You're okay!" cried out Coach Z in delight.

"We saved the Lylat System!" said Homsar with perfect grammar.

"Yeah! That's our leader! Erm… yeah," said Strong Bad.

However, Homestar was busy looking into space, looking for his father's Arwing.

"What's wrong, Homestar?" asked Coach Z.

"Uh… Nothing. It's pwobably imaginative, just like youw supew-cow-crab-UFO," answered Homestar.

"Hey! Those were real!" retorted Coach Z.

Then the Great Fox and the Arwings began flying back to Venom. While flying, The Ugly One joined them. Also, a ship with a camera flew by the Arwings.

"Oh, hi camewa! I'm Homestaw… Wunner… again! I'm pwetty much the main chawactew…" began Homestar before the camera ship flew to Coach Z's Arwing and Homestar recited what he said in his character page.

"What Homestar? A comera? Again? Where? Where?" asked Coach Z, talking to Homestar.

Then he looked in the direction of the camera ship, but it flew away to Strong Bad, who was staring at the camera.

"Oh, you still want to look at my handsome face, eh? What are you, a female camera? Okay, but don't use it too much. You degraded it last time," said Strong Bad before the camera ship flew in front of Homsar's Arwing, and Homsar was doing some kind of dance inside his Arwing while opening his mouth several times.

"DAAAAAA! DAAAAAA! DAAAAAA!" cried out Homsar.

Soon, the Great Fox with the four Arwings inside arrived at Corneria. Ships leaving behind a trail of colors flew in Corneria to celebrate victory. Soon, the Great Fox landed in front of the Corneria Palace. Inside, Homestar, Homsar, Coach Z, and Strong Bad marched down the hall of the palace, where there were many Cheat Commando plushie-dolls saluting Star Fox. They marched down to the end of the hall, where General Strong Sad was waiting for them.

"Star Fox, we are in your debt…" began Strong Sad.

"We want royal life!" interrupted Strong Bad.

"No! I was just going to assign you again. You see, you haven't been to Katina, Sector X, and Macbeth, and Andross' army over there could start another invasion. So, you're going to do Operation Cleanup," explained Strong Sad.

"Opewation Cleanup? Sounds gwoss," replied Homestar.

"Right, so you go to the places I mentioned, and investigate on what's going on there. Then report the status to us. You can try to save the places, but you can fail," explained Strong Sad.

"Okay! No wunning then! Uh, let's go back!" ordered Homestar as the Star Fox team exited the palace, went into their Arwings, and flew away with the Great Fox.

LAST POLL

Although this won't effect the story, it's decides if there's going to be something cool or something maybe just as cool. Anyway, should Homestar destroy the mother ship in Katina?

a. Yes, I want the mother ship to be destroyed

b. No, I want to read an Independence Day spoof