Ha ha ha, I really enjoyed writing this chapter. It's very funny, at least to me which I must say i'm biased. But oh well, R&R, and enjoy!


Chapter 5: Yeah, I'm gay, piss off!

Harry stood immersed in Draco's lips. For a minute, he forgot all about Ron being a bitch, and Draco's cousin in shock. Harry's tongue carefully slid its way into Draco's mouth, and he could feel the boy jump at his sudden interest for more. They stood entwined together until a hard knock on Draco's caused him to topple over.

"What the fuck Weasley! You jealous or something?" Draco look deathly angry, ready to strike any second.

"No, I just don't like the idea of my best friend playing lover boy to some arrogant bitch like you!" Ron rolled up his sleeves, and stepped closer to Draco. Erin jumped from behind, and held Ron back.

"Ron, you're acting like a complete fool! Stop this! This is my cousin!" She pulled Ron back and gave him an infamous Malfoy look.

"I'll stop, but only because I don't fight in front of girls." Ron turned and started trudging down the muddy path. "Don't think I'll forget about this either!" He yelled back up at the shrieking shack.

Erin stood wide-eyed and pale at the top of the path. Draco, forgetting that his cousin was there, moved in closer to Harry.

"You're so hot when you get mad." Draco traced Harry's lips with his index finger. Harry, being aroused by this thought, made eye movements toward Draco's cousin. "Oh yeah," Draco made a sad puppy dog face, "Would you mind if Erin spent the rest of the day with Granger?" Harry couldn't resist to his puppy dogface.

"Sure, I know where to find her." Harry pulled Draco's hand into his and signaled for Erin to follow. They made their way down the muddy path again and back into the main cobblestone walkway. They walked to the edge of town, this time Harry didn't stop at the sight of Hogwarts students. He knew know that rumors would be flying tomorrow, especially since Ron found out.

They came to a small building with a low roof. The dusty smell of books leaked outside its windows. Yep, Hermione was here. Harry slowly opened the small door and saw the silhouette of Hermione in the corner, with another fat book sipping on a coffee.

"Ohhh! Harry!" Hermione squealed at the sigh of two emerald eyes moving toward her. "You just have to try this, it has butterbeer extract in it." She shoved the coffee in Harry's hand, who reluctantly sipped it.

"Yeah, it's good." Harry said in a fast, uninterested voice. He shoved the coffee back in Hermione's hands. Draco walked out from behind him, pulling his cousin too. "Um, Hermione, would you mind spending the rest of the day with Erin, she's Draco's cousin. She's just seen something that, um, shocked her." Harry paused for his choice of words. He didn't need Hermione acting like a bitch to him too.

"Sure Harry. Anyways, I know her. She's in my arithmetic class." Hermione pulled her into the plushy, green sofa next to her and handed her a fat book. Erin gave Draco a desperate look, who smirked then shrugged.

"I'll talk to you later Erin. We'll be off now." Draco said. He grabbed Harry's wrist, then let go reading Harry's body language. Hmm, so he doesn't want Granger to know. I wonder why? She won't act like Ron, let's face it, he's just a big, stupid, oaf. Draco pushed Harry out the front door, stealing a stare at his ass. Nice. Draco smirked again.

"What are you smirking at this time?" Harry turned and looked at Draco.

"You're ass. Did you know you have a fine ass?" Draco smiled and grabbed at it. Harry jumped, and then smiled back.

"Did you know you have a fine ass as well?" Harry then reached over and gave it a hard pinch.

"Ow, you must like it rough then?" Draco smiled and pinched Harry back. Harry smiled at made a growling cat symbol at Draco.

"I sure do!" Harry giggled and started walked again. "So, what do you want to do? Are you hungry?"

"Yeah, but I think the boy who fucking lived is still a little public shy." Draco jumped in front of Harry, pushing closer to his lips.

"Yeah. I just don't want people to get the wrong idea." He said while pushing Draco back.

"Aww, I was in the mood too." Draco gave him the puppy dog look, but Harry resisted this time.

"Why don't we get some food to go, and have a picnic up near the caves in the mountain? There, we can be alone." Harry gave Draco a seductive look, knowing full well he was gay now.

"Sure, let's go." Draco smiled.

The two headed into a small café near by and got some sandwitches –ha ha, I made a funny - and butterbeers to go. They then made their way toward the caves near the mountain. Thoughts of Sirius flashed back to Harry, suddenly immersed in remorse again.

"I shouldn't have gone." Harry's eyes welled up.

"Gone where? What are you talking about Harry?" Draco gave Harry a strange look, and conjured up a blanket on the ground.

Harry sat, and placed his head in his hands. "It was all my fault. Sirius wouldn't have died if it wasn't for me." Harry sat trying not to cry in front of Draco, but it wasn't working.

"Harry, I'm sure it's not your fault. Look at all the others things you've done. You defeated the dark lord! Lord Voldermort is gone because of you! I can finally think without my father breathing down my back because of you!" Draco sat and wrapped an arm around Harry. He was having another fit of sorrow again. This boy is so damn emotional! I thought only girls got PMS! Draco thought while consoling Harry.

"Yeah, it's just that I don't have anyone in the world I can trust anymore." Harry still sat with his head hanging low, staring at his shoelaces again.

"Harry. You can trust me. I know I might have been a real prick in the past, but I've changed. And it's all because of you. Harry, you can depend on me, I'll always be there for you." Draco swore to Harry. He looked up into Draco's bright blue eyes. They seemed trustworthy.

"Thanks Draco." Harry pushed Draco over and pinned him to the ground. "Thanks a lot." He then pushed his lips on the slytherin's. Draco fluttered his eyes closed and kiss Harry back.

"Harry, I really must let you know." Draco said out of breath. "That I really like you. So don't break my heart now." Draco eyed Harry, waiting for a response.

"I won't." Harry then pushed Draco back down and kissed him some more.


Harry finally accepted his gayness, he he he he, but what about ron? just wait til next chapter. I'm going to wait for more reviews til i update next chapter, because i want more feedback to know what the reader's want. So i'll make it a bloody wicked hp fic! he he he, keep R&R!