Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters. Only Beatrice, Ure, and soon to come characters.
I vake up from me long long nap. And I realize it is morning, finally, I mean how long can a Beatrice sleep? So I decided that me and Ure vill go find me a job, and Ure a nice sitter, nah nah I take young Ure vith me. You know cause Ure is my prized possession. And vith out him I would be just Beatrice. Vell actually I am still Beatrice vith him, e it doesn't matter lets get off the topic.
Ve valked down the street of a land of new opportunities. Ahaha just kidding, I sound like some old vise person. I laugh to myself, yaka yaka. So me and Ure arrived at the first store. As I think of the new opportunities ahead, yaka only kidding. I just vant money.
Ok no more kidding around vith you...vith you...yaka.... Here is vhat really happened.
It vas a dark and stormy night, just kidding it vas morning. I make small joke, okay now get serious Beatrice no one vants to hear you joke around, even though you are quite funny. I valk into the store and there stood a vild bird. I mean really vild bird! It vas a short thing, with an eagle like face, and a horse like body. I looked at it and muttered, "Ew vhat is that thing?" I say.
Next thing I know the bird slash horse, comes running towards me, full speed. Ure describes it as slow motion. Me waving my hands "Nooooooo." I say to the ugly chicken horse.
Vell next thing this lady is over me pulling the bird off me. I ran to the back of the store and vatched this muscular lady wrestle the giant bird to the floor. I cheer her on, just like the lady in the streets. She looks at me, smirks and den started beating the bird again.
Once she vas done (vhich included the bird thing to be tied back) she valked over to me and introduced herself.
"Hello how are you little girl? My name is Mary." she asked and grabbed me arm to examine it. "Did old Wipper hurt you?"
"Vho's Vipper?" I asked, "And give me back my arm!" I pulled my arm avay and marched over to the counter.
"Okay...." Mary said and turned to face me. "So what brings you here honey? Buying school supplies in Diagon Alley?" she smiled at me, or I dink it vas a smile.
"No, no I look for job." I said, "I dink I vant to do the bird business..." I looked around the room and saw de ugly chicken tied up on the floor, it barked at me and made me jump- stupid bird.
"The bird business?" the lady asked, "Oh! You mean the Hippogriff training program!?"
"Is dat vhat you call it now a days?" I asked.
She laughed and shook her head, "Yes, it is dear, are you sure about this?" she asked and looked over to the ugly thing on the floor, "I mean I believe you are qualified enough, but it didn't seem as if you could handle Hippogriffs." she laughed. By the look on me sad face she smiled, "All right your hired, I could tell that you really like Hippogriffs. So you start tomorrow, be here at seven, your working with the babies." with that said she patted Ure on the head and valked out of sight.
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