....On with the chapter!
After Nemesis came out and scared the two kids out of their wits and they went hurdling out the house vanishing into the distance, they thought maybe this would go better as planned since sarah didn't see Ed. Double Dee, who woken from his terrified slumber planned out their next victim...
ChanChan laughed insanly before getting whacked with Lalaines broom stick. Then she shut up.
They went back to their hiding places waiting for their next victim, though Eddy thiis time put a monkey coustume on Ed bacuse he kept singing, "I'm a monkey, Do the monkey dance! I am a monkeY! There is a spider crawling in my pants! I am a monkey! Don't not point in stare! I am a monkey who is sanity impared"
Five minutes after he sing this song Double Dee started taking notes and Lalaine whacked him with her broom handle, to no effect he contined repeating his strange song.
Next thing you know Ed was digging through Lalaine's makeup bag. He picked up a hair dryer and held it up like a lazer gun, "I shall Banish you demons from the underworld before you can rip out our brains and sell them for to-fu"
ChanChan muttered to herself, "I would prefer sushi"
Umi decided to put on scary make up instead of a mask, which was a shocker to everyone. She took the hair dryer from Ed and blinked reading a warning.
" 'Do Not use while sleeping.' "
Umi sweatdroped, "What kind of idiot"
She looked at Ed who was playing with a curling iron, curling his hair. "..Nevermind"
Umi picked up a small pamplet for the curling iron, " 'Warning: If your hair is smoking and smells like it's singing..that means your hair is on fire.' "
Umi widened her eyes, as she looked up at Ed who's hair, which was smoking caught fire.
"Now I know why they write these things"
Ed started yelling and running around in circles. Double Dee screeched in horror and threw a bucket of water on Ed's head, which put out the foire but Ed contined running aroung, now with a bucket on his head. He kept running untill his body had impact with an antique statue, he stood up and the bucket fell off his head as the statue wobbled, then stopped and stood safley on the ground. Everyone sighed in releif.
Ed took one step toward the others, tripped over the bucket and it flew behind him, hit the statue which fell crashing onto the floor into a bigillion peices. Ed looked back.
"oops"
Everyone sweatdropped and sighed. ChanChan picked up a peice of the statue after comming down the stairs hearing a crash and laughed evily, "I shall shishcobob my victims and barbcue them untill they're nice and crispy and good with ketsup! Then I shall"
WHAP
Lalaine gave ChanChan a very evil glare.
"-I mean" ChanChan started dropping the peice.
"I shall use it to save all of the woodland creatures from the evil gum decease known as" her voice went like a narrivive, "GENGIVITUS"
Lalaine whacked her again with he broom and ChanChan coughed, "I'm going back upstairs"
Double Dee toke more noted in his little notebook, "Very very strange brain wave patters"
Ed spoke up in a matter-of-fact attitude, "Actually Double Dee, ChanChan there was momentarily possesed by her youkai, or demon side and when Lalaine whacked her she regained her control"
Eddy looked at Ed for a moment. "Say what"
Ed's eyes spread apart and that stupid look came again. "....The African Swat fly only lives up to 28 hours"Double Dee blinked then quickly jotted down more notes.
Ed started laughing and started walking around reading his comic book.
Umi, who was standing by the door waiting for someone to coem in jumped up, "SOmeone's comming"
They all hid again in their palces and the door slowly opened. It was Kevin and Nazz.
"Kevin, this place is giving me the creeps, let's just go ask someone else for a 3/4ths wrench"
Kevin gave a proud look, "I'm not scared of no stupid ol' house"
ChanChan looked at the from the staircase and took a step forward so that she seemed to form out of the shadows where a broken light bulb hug at in the corner of the stair case.
"heh, Heh, Heh. I see We have drawn in a few victims"
Kevin and Naz's eyes flashed up at the staircase heaing her voice echo through the house.
"W-Who are you?" Kevin asked trying not to get scared. Naz shook and his behind Kevin.
Umi, who was behind the open door, slammed the door shut, "I think that shouldn't matter"
Naz turned to Umi and screamed seeing a bloody face and vil smile. Kevin turned too, "ooh maaan"
ChanChan stepped out fot he shadows, "What shall we do with them, Umi"
Kevin watched ChanChan and Naz kept her attention on Umi.
"I dunno, they look like a full meal, right Nemesis"
nemesis stepped out fot he shadows from in the hall, "Yes..hey look delecious"
Kevin and Naz screamed and ran past them, into the kitchen.
ChanChan walked down the stairs, Umi walked toward the kitchen and Nemesis walked from the hallway, they all walked side by side to the kitchen when Kevin and Naz, who were looking around the corner behind the old counter, turned to make a break for it on the other side, they stopped and Saw Lalaine sitting down next to them, "Hello"
they screamed again and ran past her when they ran into Ed.
"...Ed"
Kevin's face turned red in anger, "Arrrg I KNEW they had something to do with this"
Ed blinked, "Hi Kevin"
Naz sighed, "Well at least we know we're not in any danger"
Eddy tackled Ed, "ED"
Ed was tackled to the cround and crashed into a pile of old pots, pans, and other utensils, "How did you untie yourself and get out of the locked safe"
Ed wagged his finger, "Ah, ah, ah! I can't tell the secret of the molerats"
Eddy hit Ed with a pot , but it bounced back and hit Eddy on the head.
Kevin looked around, "Where's Double Dweeb"
Eddy crossed his arms stubbornly, "We aren't telling"
Ed raised his hand, "He's in the cubbert"
Naz opened the cubberd and Double Dee was scrunched up in there, being shoved in by Eddy, and fell out, "Owie"
Kevin blinked, "Then"
Naz stiffened, "who are those poeple"
Chanchan, Nemesis, Umi and Lalaine all by this tike were in the kitchen, they introduced themselves, much to Eddy's misfortune.
While ChanChan helped foor Double Dee up, Umi sat on the counter and Lalaine started telling them about the scam, which was more to Eddy's misfortune.
While Eddy rambled on with his 'rackle fragges sonofa momago' or whatever he was angerly mumbling, Nemesis started to tell them about Jimmy and sarah.
Umu started poking Nemesis as she spoke so the conversation was shortened. "Then Jimmy and Sarah saw me when I mad one of my terrifing faces and ran out the room cring in fear so we all starte- QUIT POKING ME"
Umi who was rambling in the background, "poke poke poke poke poke" stopped and fell back from Nemesis' outburst.
Nemesis sighed and Umi sat back on the counter.
Kevin blinked, "so why are you guys doing this"
silence filled the room for a moment
Lalaine smiled, "Sorry, that's a secret"
They couldn't stop ignoring Eddy when he grinned like a n idiot and started singing happy songs since lalaine kept one thing secret and danced around like a ballarina.
ChanChan watched him, "....Righto"
Naz shrugged, "Well me and Kevin just wanted to borrow a wrench"
Double Dee, who was taking notes again, terrible terrible habbit chimed in, "I know I have one in my workshop, Youc an borrow it, but please do return it when your finished"
Kevin and Naz started leaving, "Thanks Double Dee"
With that they left closing the door behind them.
"This has been quite an interesting day"
Chanchan grinned, "Not as interesting as when Umi carried out a confersation with a bronze statue of a cow in the park last summe"
WHACK
"CHANCHAN STOP SPILLING MY SECRETS"
"owie..ness."
That's all for today, aren't you glad I pdated so soon? Well I hope this will satisfy you untill i get my next xhapter up. Ja Ne people. I'm out!