MWAHAHA! This is just a silly thing from the pairing game! I got Oaka and Barkeep. It is drabble, so don't take it seriously, ok?
I don't own FFX-2, it belongs to Square-Enix, and not to me.
"You ish trying to take over my busshinessh, mishter!"
"No, no, ye're wrong! Just here for a bit, then Oaka is off again."
"You had better be, mishter. Elshe I will call RIN!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that, lad! Ye don't know what he does to chaps like me!"
"Oh, yesh I do."
Oaka sat down on the cabin floor with a 'plop' and hung his head low. Rin was someone he wanted to avoid at all costs. He was all manners in public, but behind closed doors…Oaka shuddered.
That thing around Rin's neck wasn't a necklace. It was a collar. Rin was a S&M freak. He liked being the submissive one. That ring on the collar was so that he could be tied up more securely and not get out if his 'punishment'. Rin liked to be 'punished', and he made any hapless traveler do the 'punishing'. Threatening them with obscene prices and taking the chocobos hostage always worked to get their cooperation.
All those rooms at the travel agency held the 'equipment'. Only one room was for rent to the public. The others held racks and chains and all other manner of toys for Rin to have fun with. There were even 'real life' statues. (Where do you think Leblanc got her statue of Nooj from?)
"Ye can't do that to me. I've done nothing' against ye! Just let me get enough gil and I'll leave. I promise!"
"You hadsh better be gone in a week, mishter. Elsh Rin will pay ush a vishit!"
"I'll be gone before ye know it! I swear it on the Oaka name!"
Oaka went to the upper level to get away from the angry Hypello, who was plodding his slow way over to the karaoke corner. He looked up to make sure no one was looking and opened a secret panel in the wall. He removed a radio transmitter and turned it on.
"Hello, Mishter Rin? I ish having a preshent for you. We ish stopping at ze Calm Landsh next, yesh…"