Look who's back, regardless of what an annoying; and rather stupid, flamer has to say, you know who I'm talking about if you've read the reviews, so I'm back here just to spite him, plus I don't like leaving things unfinished so here we go.
Disclaimer: Don't own Capcom or anything related to resident evil so stop asking!
The group entered the hangar to find it far from what they had expected. "What are we in area 51 or something?" John asked as they saw the building full of various scientific experiments sitting uponseveral tables and desks. In the center of the room rested what appeared to bean elevator, that led nowhere but down. "Looks like our only way forward is obvious," Alice sighed, knowing this could have only one possible outcome, other than them being grade-a zombie chow. "Let's go then!" Nick said racing towards the elevator, hoping to find a tank or other vehicle that is armor-plated and can easily cause massive explosions.
After several minutes on the elevator, they found themselves in a massive underground complex, to Nick's dismay, devoid of any tanks or vehicles of mass destruction. "What is this place?" Sammy asked, in awe of the sheer size of the subterranean base. "Don't ask me, I didn't even know there was a military base here until Bernie told us about it," Alice said, also a little dumbstruck. "Well…let's try and find away out of here," John stated and walked towards the heart of the complex. John entered what appeared to be the main building and found something a little unexpected. "What?!?!" John said trying to comprehend what he saw. There stood two zombies discussing quantum mechanics. "True, true, but Winston, you forgot to account for the second law of thermo-dynamics," the first zombie said to his companion. By this time Nick, Sammy, and Alice had entered the room and were standing there in complete shock. "Ah, yes, how foolish of me to forget how a perpetual motion machine of the second type cannot exist, thank you for reminding me Francis, but regardless, my theorem still seems intriguing and all too plausible given certain circumstances," the second zombie replied. "Ah, Winston, we seem to have guests," the first zombie said pointing to our heroes. "Oh, how rude of us, I'm Winston, and my cohort here is Francis," the second member of the undeadsaid with a slight bow. "B-b-b-b-b-b-but, h-h-h-how…" Sammy stuttered. "Ah, you're curious as to how we are not mindless garbage disposals of human flesh like our counterparts, yes? Well you see the military was given a sample of a new virus to tinker with as they so choosefrom Umbrella inc. which, after several experiments,seems to boost the intelligence level of those who are infected, but not without its, umm, side-effects. Damn there goes another digit," Francis explained as the index finger on his left hand fell off. The four humans still just stood there in complete shock. "You must be looking for the vehicle hangar, there's a map on the back wall over there with the hangar's location and path from here to there highlighted in yellow," Winston said pointing to said map. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I…" Alice sputtered. "You know what, nice to meet you and all, but even knowing that this just happened is giving me a hell of a migraine, so I think we'll just take this map and leave, all right?" John said as he grabbed the map. "No problem," Winston replied, and the four members of the living left. "We will never speak of this again," Nick said as soon as they left the room. "Agreed," the other three said in perfect unison.
After just a short while of walking, they were sidetracked…Nick found the armory. Luckily, as Nick was scouring through the racks of guns, he found someone he didn't expect to see. As Nick went to reach fora RPG, or rocket-propelled grenade launcher in lamen's terms, his hand happened to rest upon the hand of a rather beautiful young lady. "Sorry, I…" Nick began to say but halted as he saw the girl's face, with hazel-eyes, short blonde hair tied into a ponytail, and a little patch on her denim jacket that read, I heart explosions. "Hi, I'm Tina Thompson, but my friend's usually just call me TNT," the girl replied with a wry smile. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm Nick," he replied in awe as he shook her hand. "Hey, if you want to get out of here, I suggest you come with us," John shouted towards Tina, who promptly followed, RPG in hand. "I-I think I'm in love," Nick said to himself before following his friends, dragging four duffel bags over stuffed with various firearms of course.
As they drew closer to their destination, Sammy heard a scream coming from one of the side doors and decided to see who was in trouble. As Sammy entered the room a zombie leapt at him from behind the door, and attacked him. before the zombie could snack on his gray matter, a steel wire rapped around the zombie's neck and pulled it back, at the same timethoroughly decapitating it. "My hero!" shouted a red-haired girl, still holding the wire that killed the zombie. Looking into the room it could be seen that there were over a dozen dead zombies strewn across the room, all thoroughly disposed of, apparently by the red head, whom appeared to have come out of the scrap without a scratch. "I'm Rachel, now please help me get out of here," she said grabbing Sammy and the two charged after the main group.
After the littlealternate endeavorsthey finally made it to a ledge that over-looked the hangar, only to find yet another twist. "Oh for crying out loud!" John said, staring at the hangar, five times the size of a football field, completely covered with Tyrants. Before they even attempted to climb down the ladder three Tyrants managed to leap onto the ledge, but were soon disposed of by the newly acquired firepower of Nick and Tina. This gave them enough time to slide down the ladder and reach the floor of the hangar. "Time to break out the miniguns!" Nick said as he pulled three from his duffel bags, handing one each to Tina and John. After five minutes of slow pace, and ripping hundreds of Tyrants to shreds with the power of the three multi-barreled machine guns they made some headway and reached an APC and quickly entered it. As they locked the door of the vehicle fists slamming against the shell of the vehicle could be heard, but luckily it didn't seem to be doing anything to the three-inch steel armor…yet.
"Well, do something already!" Alice saidto Nick, who was sitting in the driver's seat. "I'm going, I'm going," he said as he managed to turn it on. The vehicle then tore through the hangar, and through more than a few Tyrants, towards what appeared to be a gate to the outside. "Now might be a good time to tell you guys. I set a bomb that will take out this entire base, and two miles of surrounding landscape, which should go off in abouttwo minutes," Tina said, sittingin her seat next to Nick, as the APC was about fifty feet from the gate. "Great, now you tell us," John said, slapping his forehead. "I'm going to ram the gate!!!" Nick shouted as they were now only twenty feet away. What it takes a long time to mow through that many Tyrants ya know. Before Nick did something as stupid as ram the gate at ten miles an hour, Tina found the remote door opener and they flew out of the building. Tina then immediately closed the door behind them, trapping the Tyrants inside. It was then a mad dash through the desert to get far enough away from the complex to escape the blast radius, just as they were getting close, the bomb went off. The speed of the explosion caused it to gain quickly on the APC, for a moment it looked as if they would make it when the APC was engulfed in the flames. Suddenly with a quick boost from the fire behind them they escaped the explosion and they spun out just as it died.
"Thank god it's over," Alice sighed, with the feeling being mutual amongst all of her compatriots. Just then loud thuds could be heard as they looked outside through the main window, they could see the charred remains of hundreds of Tyrants falling from the sky. Suddenly the chunks of the Tyrants began to move…towards each other until all of them had merged into a giant quivering mass of undead flesh. "This can't be good," Sammy said as the mass began to take shape. Out from the remains rose a ghastly beast beyond true description, it stood sixty feet tall, with six arms, two heads, and numerous spikes the size of a man's arm protruding from all over the creature's body. "That's new…" Nick said staring at it, as it began to chase them. "DRIVE MAN, DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" John shouted, and Nick immediately did as told. Pulling a one-eighty Nick drove at top speed away from the Uber-Tyrant, but it began in chase and matched the APC's speed. "Tina, give me some cover fire here!" Nick shouted to his newfound love. She then went to the center of the APC,opened the over-head hatch, stood on a ledge,leveled her RPG, and fired at the beast. Though the explosion was visible any impact it had on the creature was not. Soon she grabbed several different weapons, in turn, and fired each at the Uber-Tyrant, with no effect at all. "Damn! How do we stop that thing?" John said trying desperately to think of an answer to his question. "Wait, this might work!" Sammy said as he pulled out a case, labeled 'New Anti-B.O.W. gas grenades'. "But that won't do anything unless we get all of it into its system somehow, and I don't think it's going to open its mouthand say ahh for us," Tina said lowering herself from her perch, just in time to avoid several spikes launched from the creature's body. Just then the creature stopped in its tracks and began to mutate again. "What's it doing?" Rachel said looking at the creature, which seemed to be in intense pain. "Nick, stop. This might be our only shot," John told his friend. The APC then stopped only a few dozen feet ahead of the creature, when its mutations became obvious, it's chest had split open to form a massive mouth, with its top pair of arms growing twice as long. "Nick! Toss me your grenade launcher!" John shouted, Nick then threw it at John who caught it with one hand and loaded an Anti B.O.W. grenade into it. The creature then lifted the APC, attempting to devour in one mighty bite. "Hey, fugly!" John shouted as he stood out of the hatch of the APC just before it was about todevour them. "Chew on this!" John shouted and launched the grenade, bull's eye.
The creature dropped the APC and swallowed the grenade which erupted in its gullet. As the APC tumbled to the ground, John managed to fall back inside of the APC, which luckily landed right side up. "Everyone okay back there?" Nick said, clutching a small gash on his left arm with a trickle of blood falling from his hairline. Everyone could be heard saying either fine or some wise-ass remark like "Yeah I'm fine, I only crushed my spine," but all in all everyone was more-or-less fine. As they regrouped they saw the Uber-Tyrant fall on its back, turn green, and deteriorate into a puddle of rather nauseating goo. "Now it's finally, mphf," Alice began to say but was muffled by John's hand. "Don't jinx it," John said taking his hand away from her mouth. They shared a tender moment looking into each other's eyes, as did the other two couples. Hugging Alice next to him, John said "Nick, get us out of here,". And they drove off into the light of the rising sun.
THE END
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