Hey..well what do yah know.. I edit this chapter..AGAIN…for like the 6th time!

Ok, I totally changed the middle/end section. So uh, yeah, its better. Ok ok, I didn't change anything all I did was take that part out. It was just kinda stupid so ..heh..

Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ, or anything that has to do with Austin Powers.

Chapter 2 Kakarot!

Bulma was comtemplating on why the hell those two spawns of Dabura would turn on their source of food.With those thoughts in mind, Bulma still had her death glare locked on Vegeta after his stuttering of "The brats!".

"If your done looking like a slacked jawed yokel, you mind GETTING ME OUT OF THIS!"

Vegeta floated in the air, careful not to get stuck in the glue himself. He grabbed Bulma by the shoulders and gave a slight tug. "OW YOU MORON!" Vegeta cringed at the words. His pride was growing dimmer by the day, and he knew it.

"Woman! You want out or not?" He growled as he set his Saiyan brain in motion.

"Trunks! You are SO going to get it when I'm out!" Bulma screeched.

Vegeta was puzzled. Bulma was in quite a predicament. Giving her a quick scan, the pain was only coming from her hands since they were glued to the floor. The rest was simply her clothes and shoes stuck.

"Woman, I'm going to blast a bit around your hands." He almost smiled. He felt so smart.

"WHAT? If you blow away my hands in the process YOU are going to regret the day YOU came to this PLANET!" Vegeta was getting pretty ticked off because of her inconsistent yelling. Loud and soft, why couldn't she just yell the whole time?

"Whatever." He grumbled.

Letting out little amounts of ki around her hands, they were finally free. Now the rest of the body. He need the kids out of the house for this. No need for a boy to see his own mother in a thong now.

"Brats get out of here. Go to the big idiots house or something."

Trunks stood there bewildered. Go to Goten's house? Trunks nodded, grabbed Goten and flew away.

After watching the kids speed off, he smirked at Bulma.

"Well, I hope you hate those pants your wearing."

"No, I happen to like this pants – Rip!)

Son's House

The two or should I say troublemaker and his accomplice were in Gohan's room. Gohan was doing homework. Wow, surprise surprise. Trunks was still baffled on why his father told him to come here. In fact, his dad's total behavior since the Buu incident was strange altogether. He was abnormally nicer and ..dare Trunks say it? Showed more affection? Trunks brushed these thoughts aside. Goten finally broke silence. "Trunks? Anybody home?" No answer.

Trunks didn't like making her mad. It was one of those things where he actually felt bad about what he did. After all, it was intended for his father. Fear was slowly crawling up his neck. He remembered the last time his mother punished him. Limited meals. He shuddered. He lost 30 pounds in one week. Suddenly there was a ring, Chi Chi picked it up downstairs. "Oh hello Bulma! …Yes everything is going great!…..Up stairs with Gohan…THEY DID WHAT!" Trunks and Goten broke into a cold sweat.

Vegeta, Bulma, Gohan, Chi Chi, and our little chibis in the living room

"Alright, out with it, who's idea was this?" Gohan asked while trying to keep his "patient" mom calm. These 2! I don't even know why I'm trying to keep mom from totally thrashing Goten or Trunks! Hell, I should just go back to my room and enjoy myself. Goten looked at Trunks. Shoulders slumped. Staring at some random point. If Goten didn't know any better, he would have thought he looked…guilty?

"It was me." Goten said, somewhat reluctantly.

Everyone almost fell over.

"WHAT!"

Chi Chi was down right confused now.

My darling Goten? Its always Trunks getting him into trouble! Goten is a perfect clone of Goku, he doesn't have the brain capacity to think up something like this! Gohan merely smirked. (shocked? I know! GOHAN! OUR GOHAN ? SMIRKING?) Hmm..this is the first time Goten covered up for Trunks..hmm..I wonder why…oh well.

Vegeta's head was still too sore to figure it out, but decided it was best to leave the punishment to Chi Chi, wasn't his brat after all. Bulma wasn't so naïve.

"Goten? Are you sure this was your idea?" Goten nodded. Trunks just kept staring at Goten slacked jawed, but he kept his mouth shut.

"Alright then ..but Trunks, that doesn't mean your off the hook."

As soon as the trio got to the door it was open. "Hello! – Hey..no one told me we were going to have a party. I would have gotten more fish…" Ah..the world's champion in his finest. Soaked clothes with an enormous fish on shoulder to boot.

"Pah! Like I'd visit you! The brats got Bulma stuck to the ground with Krazy Glue" Vegeta sneered.

Kaka ahem Goku looked at Gohan wide eyed and pointed a finger at Gohan. "Gohan! I expected something like this from Goten or Trunks, but you? You'd think you would have grown passed those kiddy pranks!" Gohan stood there bewildered that his own father would accuse him of doing something so ..stupid.

"B..but dad-" Gohan started.

"No buts Gohan," He gave a long sigh. "I guess I have to give you a spanking!"

Amidst the silence, Vegeta roared with laughter. It was a bit unsettling to see him laughing so..loud..

"Haha! Your –haha (cough) "mini me" of a clone did it!"

"What's a clone?" Goku interjected. You must pity Goku here. Living most of his life in a forest probably didn't help him develop common sense. "Never mind..IT WAS ..why do I even bother!" Vegeta groaned and looked away.

Goku looked at Goten. "Goten, look at me." Goten looked right into his father's eyes. sigh All this trouble for Trunks, oh well, I know this will help Trunks from getting in too much trouble. Dad looks..strange..serious? "Goten, did you really do this to Mrs. Bulma?" Goten gave a slight nod.

"Well Goten, here's my punishment, your going to be training with Vegeta." Let's just say Vegeta was a wee bit annoyed.

"KAKAROT!"

Okay..so he's pissed. "What now.."

"You think I'M some sort of THING to USE for punishment FOR YOU OWN DAMN KIDS?"

"Well- Gohan interupts "HOLD ON! When you thought I did it, you were going to spank me, but when its Goten, HE'S JUST GOING TO GO TRAIN?" Gohan fumed.

"Not just any training, Gohan. It's Vegeta. I mean c'mon if the kid can stand him for more than a week there isn't nothing I could do to him anyway." Vegeta was getting red in the face along with the cliché of steam coming out of his ears.

"What! How dare you you little.." Vegeta stopped short in his rant knowing it was useless to lecture Goku the proper ethics of disciplining a child. "Ahh..just being here gives me a headache..I'm gone. Teal and Lavender lets go. I expect the brat at six am, Kakarot."

"Alrighty. Thanks a bunch Vegeta."

"Whatever". When the trio was out of site, Goku then put on the most serious face he could muster. "Alright Gohan, since you were being a bit of a baby back there how about we do some real training?"

"What?"

"Don't play dumb. So far in your life, if I counted correctly you only trained hard on 3 occasions. One, was after my brother was defeated and Piccolo took you in. Two, we were preparing for the androids. The last one was in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for Cell."

"But wait..what about with the Elder Kai?" He asked numbly. Goku was really hitting home.

"What!" Goku had an incredulous expression on his face "Are you kidding me! You did pretty much nothing for that..just sat around for a long time. Besides my Super Saiyan 3 can beat the snot out of your little Mystic thingy anyday!"

"Is that a challenge dad?" Gohan retorted, growing irritated.

"You bet, squirt!" His father taunted.

3 hours later

After all the punches, kicks, and almost nonstop flying, Gohan layed sprawled in the dirt. The poor bastard could barely even pick himself up. Shit! Note to self..don't fight dad.. "Need help there squirt?" – Did he just call me –"Alright, get up. I'm starving!" Poor Gohan..Try as he might, his huge brain just couldn't figure out what the hell was the matter with dear old pops. He was meaner, sarcastic at times, and to top it off, he called him a squirt! With a moan of frustration, Gohan picked himself off the ground and went inside.

Alright. For all you Gohan lovers let me explain why in my theory on why Goku is stronger than Gohan.

When Gohan went mystic against the fused fat and old Buu, he owned him right? But when Buu absorbed Gotenks, who was even with him in power, owned Gohan in turn.

Another theory of mine is when Buu absorbs anyone their power level is simply added to Buu's power. So Buu's powers were doubled. Now fast forward to Kid Buu. Kid Buu was more or less even with the fat and old Buu put together, according to Vegeta.

Fast forward a bit more to when Goku was fighting Kid Buu, Kid Buu sort of powered up in one scene, then you will remember Goku saying how everything about Kid Buu was doubled. It was quiet noticeable that if Kid Buu couldn't regenerate, Goku would have won a good while into the fight. So while Goku was getting tired, Buu kept up in power. So there yah have it. Goku is stronger that Gohan. If your still mad then…Get a life cause its just a story!