(If you don't care for the author and just want to read, scroll down till' you see the chapter title)
Yo! I really wish I didn't give tell you people of the horrible future cliffhanger away in that last chapter. (To be honest, no one seemed to care) Oh well, what's done is done I guess. But it's true, so if you don't know what "Naruto" is you should really stop reading. This is part one of a trilogy..Actually..Not trilogy but a two part series that my puny brain concocted. This fic is here to explain how Goku and Vegeta get into the "Naruto" universe. At a certain point in the story where it branches off into "Naruto", if there are enough people who just don't know what the hell "Naruto" is, (assuming the story turns out good, I hope it does, its so depressing writing bad stuff) I'm willing to continue writing a sorta..optional/sequel story to finish this as a DBZ and not branch into Naruto.
Rose-of-vegeta- Yeah the paragraph spacing is an ass. Ill try to keep it eye out for it while typin'.
Animeprincess1452- Bah..your way too nice.
Veggie'sSlave- Yeah I went back and tried to fix everything I saw.
Jerkass- um..can you type in a more..less offensive name? Well..Anyway yeah. Ill try not to dive in on everyone. Force of habit. Heh.
Moonlight-jeez beggin me to update. You should have been here earlier, I hadn't updated for like half a year.
And shit..I completely forgot. If anyone got pissed cause of the spoilers I gave away last chapter..Sorry? By now, you should know the entire story. Toonami gave a run through on DBZ quiet a number of times. Damn..Enough of my STUPID jabber! On with the story!
Chapter 4 "I miss being short"
(Uh remember that names are according to the person themselves not bodies)
Goku sat across the table from Chi Chi, a bit nervous. The whole predicament of where he and Vegeta were staying was frustrating. Chi Chi kept glancing timidly every now and than at Vegeta, while Bulma would longingly stare at himself.
Vegeta sat there nursing several new head wounds with a vicious scowl, that literally scared the shit out of Chi Chi. Goku's face formed in such a way was just such an unsightly thing to behold, therefore making Chi Chi unable to think straight.
Bulma on the other hand, just could not stop thinking how adorable Vegeta's face was with Goku's typical smile. Goku shifted uncomfortably at the gaze and ended the abnormal 5 minute silence. "So, uh..well..What are we going to do?" Bulma immediately went into what Vegeta lovingly dubbed "Mean Bitchy Mode"
"Both of you will go where your supposed to go, but I'm – Chi Chi, I think you'll be doing the same as well – going to make you, Vegeta, sleep on the couch. No touching, no nothing."
Vegeta snorted, "That will be oh so difficult." Bulma did her best to ignore the comment.
Chi Chi agreed to the plan but something..something was amiss, the boys couldn't have used the Earth's dragonballs. "I know the dragonballs on Earth can't be used right now, but what about the ones on Namek?"
"Well, before Bulma called you up hun, I went to Namek only to find out their dragonballs are still recharging from the whole Buu ordeal."
"But, how could the boys have used the earth's dragonballs when -" Before Chi Chi could finish…
"..Wait a second!" Bulma interrupted "Shouldn't our dragonballs still be recharging as well? Goku, you stopped me from using the second wish, remember? I remember Dende saying it would be at least another 3 months before the dragonballs can be used even though we didn't use both wishes?"
All was quiet. Chi Chi looking very peeved at being interrupted of her ingenious observation. Goku was dumbfounded. This is true! The dragonballs shouldn't have even been active! Vegeta, well..Just didn't give a damn.
"Everyone grab on to me, we need to talk to Dende about this." Everyone did as they were told, though Vegeta (Psh..Who else?) reluctantly grabbed onto Bulma muttering something about stupid bossy Kakarot and other incoherent blabber.
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The Look Out
The foursome (hee hee..foursome) arrived to see Piccolo and Dende in a heated discussion, with Mr. Popo indifferently sweeping the place.
" - it shouldn't even have been possible, I can't believe something like that slipped my mind..Unreal."
"Dende how can something THAT big slip!"
"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one that was THERE with those two when they made the wish!"
Piccolo crossed his arms and stared at the newly arrivals. "Yes, we were eavesdropping on your conversation and no, we don't know what the hell is going on." Piccolo's eyes narrowed.
"Goku, do you know if the Namek balls were active as well?"
"No, definitely not. They were practically waving the inactive stones in my face." Dende walked up to them. "This indeed is peculiar. How in the world did the balls activate prior is ..is..ah!" he exclaimed throwing up his arms in defeat. "Ill think about this later." And with that, everyone watched Dende walked inside.
Just as Vegeta was about to speak, Dende rushed back outside. "The kids! Get them over here! They must have noticed something odd about the balls or the dragon itself!" Vegeta, extremely annoyed with being interrupted. "As what I was going to say. Blasted Namekian! Hmp..Where are those brats anyhow? There're going to regret doing this. Stuck in this appalling attire is starting to make me constipated!"
Everyone gave him an odd look. Goku shook his head. "I'll get them. (slight pause) Um..Can anyone tell me where are those two?" Vegeta crossed his arms with a scowl.
"Since when were they that good with suppressing their energy? There's not a trace of them anywhere." Vegeta pondering. "Well.." Goku stated "there are traces of them around where they probably summoned the dragon, cause there's a bit of Piccolo there too...But other than that.."
Amidst the confusion up above, Trunks and Goten clung to the curve of the Lookout with their bare hands, by simply digging their fingers into the concrete.
"See Goten, I told you this would be a good place to hide." Trunks whispered, trying his best not to attract attention from above.
"Yeah. Great idea Trunks." Goten whispered back.
"Hmm, now we need a plan. We can't stay here forever..You think Korin would rat us out?"
"Yeah he probably would, we shouldn't risk it." Trunks spat at the thought. Just then, an evil looking Goku (Vegeta folks!) floated down towards them.
"You think you can HIDE from ME? Well THINK AGAIN!" Vegeta rushed towards the to shocked chibis. Both saw Goku's face was in a twisted smirk, and they knew their plan was a success. Ah hell..That meant Vegeta was pissed. Both shook their head from the odd sight. Too late to run now.
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An explosion was heard below and Goku winced. "Jeez, you think he over did it?" Piccolo just sighed and side stepped. Another explosion erupted from the ground, pieces of stone flying everywhere with smoke venting from the hole. When the smoke cleared, Vegeta was revealed holding the two brats by the ears. "Vegeta! Do you always have to make HOLES everywhere you go!"
"Woman, this isn't even our house!"
"I DON'T care if its not our house! You don't just go around making holes wherever you feel like it!"
"Whatever." He muttered as he crossed his arms and looked away.
And it went on..and on..
Piccolo internally groaned. The Look Out hade just barely been reconstructed, and then Vegeta comes along and mucks everything up. Piccolo massaged the sides of his temples, sensing the not-to-far-away migraine.
Ignoring the squabble of the chickens, Chi Chi proceeded to questioning mother phase. "Goten, Trunks, can you please explain to us WHY on EARTH would you wish for something so useless?" The chicken stopped fighting to hear this one out. Trunks gulped. "Well..Yah see.."
Needless to say, their answer was most unimpressive. But the grown adults just couldn't exactly punish the two spawns from hell. They didn't exactly do anything all that wrong. Well, if you overlooked the fact they just screwed with their father's psyche. But everything would be back to normal once the dragonballs were recharged. Speaking of which...
"Goten, Trunks, come here." Goku said suddenly. As the 2 stood before him, he kneeled down. "Okay you two, I know you guys finally did something that didn't cause anyone harm, but please don't make wishes that messes with anyone minds, okay?" Demons nodded numbly. "Alright, you 2, try to focus on the time when you were looking at the dragon and dragonballs."
"Kakarot, are you trying to.."
"Yeah, I did it once on Krillin and a few other times, so it should still work even if I'm in your body. Sall' about the mind right?" No response. Goku sighed, typical Vegeta. The only emotion Goku could ever get out of the saiyan was to piss him off. It was either an arrogant Vegeta or an angry one. Goku liked the latter. Arrogant Vegeta wouldn't speak much, and would pretty much ignore Goku unless to spar. Goku let out another soft sigh and refocused on the kids.
As the boys were trying to focus on the past, Goku laid his hands on both their foreheads. Goku went through both memories but found nothing abnormal about the dragon noir the db's. But there was one thing... "And?" Vegeta voiced, eyes narrowing on Goku.
"Well, nothing was out of ordinary. But..Piccolo and Dende..Did you notice the dragon is almost 5 times more powerful now?" Piccolo gave Goku a cross look and Dende looked thoughtful.
Brief History Lesson (Skip if you watched Dragonball or don't want anything ruined since you haven't watched it yet.)
If you don't know, the eternal dragon is actually pretty weak. The dark side of Kami (Remember he split) actually killed the dragon using some sort of energy attack at one point in the story. Now chibi Goku defeated him. Chibi folks. And then before the dark one died he gave up an egg that grew up to the character we all know and ...Love?..Piccolo.. Now when Goku was fighting Raditz, Goku's Kamehameha (did I spell that right?) was around 1000 or so. And a power level like that now days is weak. So all in all, that dragon is pathetic, even with this boost I'm giving it.
"Yes Goku, I do believe you are right. The dragon's energy in fact was more powerful." Dende said, looking less stressed. "Hnn?" Vegeta grunted, not exactly catching on.
"Well, if the dragon's power grew..somehow..it would explain why it became active faster than normal. The stronger it is, the faster it takes to start batting out wishes." Goku explained. Vegeta's eyes narrowed. Kakarot understood this whole stupid concept a bit too fast to Vegeta's liking. Where the hell was the blissful, naïve imbecile he came to know?
"Alright! A penny!" He said bending over.
Ah...There he was..
"DAD! That's mine!"
"Aw shoot.." He grumbled dejectedly.
"But how?" Dende, obviously frustrated with the lack of concentration on Goku's part.. "Back on Namek, all dragons created have records. (Minor sweat dropped appeared) though, hehe.. only 4 have been recorded so far.. But still, out of those four, a dragon has never grown in power. And from what Piccolo told me, this dragon has been making wishes ever since Goku was a minor, why would it suddenly get strong now?" No one could answer. Piccolo and Dende were the only one's who could be considered "dragon experts" anyhow.
"Does it really matter?" Vegeta started, "If all this adds up to the dragon being able to make wishes faster, then who cares?" Goku nodded in approval until something was pulling on his pants..or rather..spandex.
Goku looked down to see Goten tugging at what was now a suddenly very tight spandex..
"Hey dad," He whispered, "Can the dragon be my new super cool pet?"
"What! I dunno Goten," Goku said, tapping his finger on his chin actually thinking about it. "I don't know how it would work.."
"But that's not fair! Gohan is always bragging to me how he had a pet dragon!"
Vegeta raised an eyebrow, armed crossed. "The first spawn had a pet dragon?"
Thanks for reading, even though this chapter was fairly boring. But hey, every story has a number of times when something like that happens. Oh and notice the time setting I changed this story in. From 1 year after Buu, now its like ..A week or two.