Yo. Um, I already knew that there was a rule that you can't have a chapter just for responding to people, but what I'm not sure is if I can mix that in with a chapter. Anyone know for sure? I'm not gonna risk it, so no more talky. This is a sort of an introduction to my OC. He's insane, but Ill explain that later on…And try to guess who Metsiki is. I'm also open to any suggestions or ideas, even though I know the basic plot and wear it's going to end. I just don't know what the hell to put in between. This chapters kinda violent, but hey I didn't put PG-13 for nothing

Disclaimer- I do not claim to own the hit series DragonBall Z.

Chapter 5 "Damn Mortals"

Date ..Who the hell knows..

Ah, long time no write. Yes, your predictions were true; I should not have made Metsiki that powerful in the beginning. I was not able to merge with it.. shut your flaps! It's an easily correctible mistake! But you have to admit; he truly is my most ingenious demon I have created, a thousand times more powerful than Thatnos. Yes yes, I left it at a universe where nothing can even touch it. These so called "Guardians" of that universe were no match for it, even though Metsiki was at one tenth of power. Do you think I'm insane? Of course I didn't leave it alone! I left it with that minion of mine. I do not recall his name.... For now, my main goal is to become powerful enough to harbor Metsiki, and then I will return to him.

I have yet to learn the date.

Oh shut up. For a nomad like me, time is far too arbitrary. Alas, I'm not sure if I am powerful enough to return to Metsiki. Shut up! I know my true cause! Even among the dimensions I have traveled, not ONE has any knowledge on how to revive souls. Damn these mortals. So utterly useless.

I wont even bother anymore.

I visited Thatnos. All this time he had been SLEEPING! That stupid fox! I should have never given him intelligence..I woke him and ordered him to attack something or at least go do some research.

He attacked.

It, surprisingly, was a community of warriors. Some were very powerful for humans. And they used this strange yet valuable concept that in all my traveling, have yet encountered. It's the mixing of mental and physical energies, which should be near impossible feat for a mere human, yet they seemed to be using it as second nature. I told you it was something I haven't seen. Shut up. Yes, that would seem like a good idea. Who knows what I could learn from there. I left however, none of them could even match to Thatnos's power so it wasn't all that interesting to just stand by and watch. Besides, I have other business to take care of.

Until next time,

Ramose

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Sunday. Ignorant of whatever religion had said this was the day of rest, Vegeta just knew the importance of giving his body rest (even if it wasn't his). It was merely a habit grown from Bulma, after much drilling into that thick skull of his, that a body, human or saiyan, needs rest.

There were sounds of movement in the kitchen. Vegeta was on instant alert. Bulma had a conference today, and Trunks was at Kakarot's house. It could be Bulma's father, but he and his bubbly-headed wife didn't even live in this city anymore. He remembered once that "Gramps" said some humans would break into another human's to loot the house's valuables. As far as Vegeta knew, there was nothing valuable in the kitchen. Well, except maybe food. God have mercy on the poor sap that would try and steal Vegeta's food.

Vegeta dashed into the kitchen and saw whom the intruder and saw exactly what he was doing. For a second, Vegeta wished it were Kid Buu standing there, for Buu would probably not eat his food.

"Kakarot.." Vegeta slowly stated, trying to keep his calm demeanor. "What are you doing eating my cake." Vegeta's arms were crossed and his tapping foot caused slight tremors though the gigantic house.

"Rufnothidh-vegira. Jusrouh eating somuch crake." Goku smiled widely, crumbs falling down his mouth. Unfortunetly, Vegeta didn't understand gibberish. Or so it seemed. "Stop. Eating. My. CAKE!" he roared, spit flying in all direction and even landed on the chocolate cake itself (That sounds really good right now..XO)

Goku ignored the spit and took another bite chewed and swallowed (pissing Vegeta off to no end )and said, "Jeez, after all this time, you can't even spare me one cake? At the party you ate anything sweet within the whole building!" "I did not! Er..(Blushing like a madman) Shut up! Whatever I do is none of your concern, Kakarot."

"Then whatever I eat is none of your concern either!" Goku stuck out his tongue. "It IS my concern when IT'S my DAMN CAKE!" Cackling of electricity alerted Goku and his eyes narrowed for a brief moment. Messing with Vegeta in this state is suicide. "Later!" One instant transmission later, Goku vanished.

"Stupid Kakarot. Ruining my Sunday mornings. At least I still have some cake." He smirked. Looking down at the table, his eyes widened in a cross of horror and fury.

The cake was gone.

"KAKAROT! Your hide is mine!"

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Goku sat in bed chuckling to himself while eating the cake. Chi Chi was sound asleep next to him on the bed. Goku was tempted to pat her voluptuous rump for a second but decided against it since he still is stuck in Vegeta's body. (Had to throw that in there..)

With a stretch and a loud yawn, Goku decided a sprint around the world would contribute something close to a spar since Vegeta might go too far in his lil' tantrum. Goku stepped out the door, and in whirl of dust he was gone. Little did he know, a large dark figure crouched on the roof was observing his every move.

"Vegeta…."

It vanished.

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Supreme Kai relatively had nothing to do. Not that he was complaining of course, its always wonderful for the dimensional realm you ruled stayed in relative peace. There were space pirates and general criminal activity that no dimension was without, just nothing that can threaten the balance of the realm.

Kai went about doing deeds for the little people, something that usually the hero of that certain sector would do, warping about the different galaxies. Ever since Kai could do nothing but stand by and watch as monsters like Buu just go on a killing spree, Kai felt a strange gratification by helping those in need. Besides, watching mere mortals like Goku, Vegeta, …The list goes on.. Surpass you in power and skill makes one feel rather insignificant.

As of right now, the only advantage Kai had over the saiyans was the ability to create matter out of nothing. But that was practically useless in a fight; the saiyans were nearly invincible to anything. Casting the negative thoughts out of his mind, Kai threw the two remaining conscious bandits into the wall. The young elf like female was still crying.

Kai outstretched his hands to help her up; still sniffling she tentatively reached out a hand and he pulled her up. Putting a hand affectionately on her head and smiling " Everything is alright child. I doubt trash can get up after a beating like that." Being able to pick up any language simply for who he was had its kicks with dealing with strangers.

Kai looked at her and frowned. The group of trash had shredded her clothes to ribbons before he had stepped in. Kai healed her cuts and bruises and reproduced her clothing. (you know like he did with Gohan. Or was it Kibito? Meh..Even if it was they are fused.) "Now go on home, child. Your parents must be worried. This should teach you to not stay out this late again." She nodded and with a blush whispered, "Thank you.." and promptly ran off.

Kai chuckled, but his eyes darkened thinking about all the helpless girls who weren't saved. Turning his attention back to the walking pieces of filth, he levitated them towards the local precinct. Locking each of them in a cell all without even awakening the guard. Not really caring that they would probably be released tomorrow he warped away. He had castrated them after all.

After nearly an hour of liberating anyone who seemed to be in stressed, someone was trying to contact him mentally. It seemed to be coming from..His planet? The only person who could have been sending the message was Elder Kai..But why was he emanating so much fear? He pinpointed the older Kai's location and warped.

Arriving there, Supreme Kai was surprised to say the least. Standing nearly 13 feet tall was someone holding Elder Kai by the throat. By all theoretical law, he (at least Kai thinks whatever it was a male) can't be here. The Kai's planet, along with heaven and hell, was entirely in a different realm. Kai's planet in its own little realm, heaven with its own, hell its own, and last but not least the living realm. Only Goku, with his bizarre manipulation with the instant transmission technique or Buu with his seemingly unnatural gift to go through, passed these laws.

The only people who may pass and open these realms were the other lesser Kai's and Enma. There was always that little old lady named Baba, but she was on good terms with Enma so that didn't count. (Ahem..Oh sorry..Went into a blab right there.)

Supreme Kai was extremely cautious of this mysterious figure, he wasn't stupid. If whatever it was can get through all barriers without attracting attention from anyone, he must be either very powerful or incredibly sneaky. Kai didn't like any of the descriptions. He also didn't enjoy the fact that nothing was radiating off this towering cloaked being. There seem to be nothing masked, not even any sort emotion on the top of its thoughts. Kai grew even more tense.

Trying a tongue most used, he got no response; the thing just kept looking at Elder Kai holding him by the throat with one arm. Not wanting to get close to it, he opted to a tongue he had used many times this month. "Would you please put my ancestor down?" The Kai's tone was firm and broadcasted authority. The reply was shocking to say the least.

"Why hello there!"

That voice.

It wasn't eerie.

It didn't sound like coming from a maniac.

It sounded..almost…cheery?

Clothed in a black cloak with a freaking hood on, while slowly choking his ancestor to death, okay he was already dead but still! This wasn't some damn walk in the park! This was holy ground! This was the death site of the previous Kai's. The damn thing didn't even turn his head when he replied. The nerve! What insolence..What –

"Hehe..Kinda mean to call this old toot your ancestor don't you think?"

The thing dropped Elder Kai on the ground

"Dear Lord! What in heavens took you so long! (huff huff) Damn this new generation – (pant pant) I never (huff) had to wait THAT long to be able to breathe again!"

With that, Elder Kai looked wearily at the stranger and still couldn't see his face even when his body wasn't distracted with trying to breathe.

Young one!

Supreme Kai blinked. Oh. Old man. Mental talk. Kay...

We need to get out of here. There is no use fighting something we no nothing about.

Just when Supreme Kai was about to reply the thing turned his attention from himself back to the old man.

"Hehe..You're not going anywhere until you answer my question." That voice. There was still no maliciousness behind it. It still sounded cheery. Kai visibly shuddered.

What's worse, he seemed all the more better at reading minds then a Kai of all things.

With a burst of speed, S. Kai flew towards E. Kai (Getting Lazy. Gimme a break.)

Within a couple of meters of range from E. Kai, a black… Something appeared out of nowhere on both sides of himself. S. Kai noted that the cloaked figure was muttering..No..More like chanting something along with doing hand motions.

The black vortex thingy (Kai didn't know what to call it) seem to just radiate ..Evil..

What shocked S. Kai the most was what stepped out from those cackling vortex.

Looked like some sort of horrible nightmare come to life.

Whatever it was it didn't have any skin. Its as if something ripped off its skin without making it bleed. You can see the muscles move and ripple, how much blood flows into the tissue as the thing slowly stepped out. It looked humanoid enough.

If you take out the freakishly long claws, fangs, and some disturbing hissing noises.

It seemed to be giving off some abnormal ki. Definitely nothing from Kai's section of the dimension.

Some freakish twins those things were. But both Kai's didn't curse until they saw what was on their forehead.

It was a M.

M for Majin.