Author's note: wow, I've been in a writing mood. I've FINALLY got the whole plot figured out, and all of the rough parts smoothed out. Onward!!

Disclaimer: RUG and/or ALW own all of the rights to Cats and all of the characters. I don't. I wonder if I could buy the rights for $2.87......Anydots, Chelshastin is mine. If you really want to use her in a fic (for some reason), go ahead, just tell me about it.

Twenty minutes later, the two cats arrived at Pouncival's box thing (descriptive, yes), Chelshastin talking excitedly and Pouncival carrying a small box of her belongings. "Well, this is it," Pouncival said, putting down Chelshastin's things and pushing aside the sheet that served as a makeshift door, "Queens first!"

Chelshastin had barely stepped inside when she came flying out again with two blurs of calico fur on top of her. Pouncival sighed.

"'ey!!" Mungojerrie exclaimed, walking over and punching Pouncival playfully in the shoulder, "What's new?" Pounce gave him a sarcastic look, "Oh, nothing, really. You just knocked down my new roommate, probably scaring the living daylights out of her, not to-"

"Her?!" Mungojerrie's eyes lit up. Licking his paw, he slicked his fur back and strode over to where Chelshastin and Rumpleteazer were standing. Rumpleteazer was chatting animatedly with Chel when suddenly she felt something go over her eyes, and everything went black.

"MUNGO!!!" she shrieked as she wriggled out of the older tom's grasp. She grinned as she slapped her brother's shoulder playfully.

"Hey!!" he exclaimed, "Easy on me, sis!" He, chuckled, trying to defend himself against the younger queen's hits, "Oi wanna be introduced before Oi die!!"

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer tumbled about on the ground for a few minutes before Mungo pinned Teazer to the ground. She screamed before bursting into fits helpless giggles, waiting for Mungo to be relax and off his guard.

"Ha! Gotcha!!" Rumple yelled, pinning her brother to the ground. She sat casually on top of him as he struggled to get up. "

"This is me bruvver, Mungojerrie, but don't go spendin' any toime wiv 'im or nuffin'. He's jus' a fat lotta trouble. Not ta mention clumsy . An' completely insane. An' dead ugly!"

Rumpleteazer grinned widely as she threw this last insult, because at 17, Mungo was very good looking.

This last remark also set Chelshastin and Pouncival giggling uncontrollably; and even more so when they saw the look on Mungojerrie's face.

"Ya know, Pounce?" Chel said in between renewed fits of laughter, "I like these two already!!"

At this, Mungo's face split into a wide grin, his clear green eyes sparkling mischievously, "So you'll go out wiv me tomorrah noight?"

All 3 cats waited for Chelshastin's answer.

"Please say no, PLEASE say no!! Oh Heavyside, PLEASE let her say no!!" Pouncival thought, his mind racing.

"Ummm......sure. Okay! Sounds great! When and where?"

Pouncival stared at Chelshastin in disbelief. "What?! You barely know him! Come on, Chel, Haven't you noticed I like you yet?!"

"Well..." Mungo thought for a moment, "I would be able to think if Teazer would get off of me!!

Rumpleteazer immediately scrambled up to let her sibling up.

"Um...well...If you could meet me at-"

"You're booked!"

"Huh?" Mungojerrie gave Rumpleteazer a confused look.

She pretended to pull out a calendar, and in a stereotypical secretary voice said, "You've got a meeting wiv Munkustrap at 9 am, a lunch appointment wiv the Tugger at 12:00, you don't get out of the office until 5:00, you've got an orthodontist appointment from 5:30 to 6:00, and a business dinnah at 6:30. You're booked!!

"Eh, can it, Teaz," Mungo elbowed her affectionately, "Um, does 8:45 at the tire sound good?"

"Yeah!" Chelshastin's eyes lit up, "What are we doing?"

"Ummm....." Mungojerrie hesitated, "It's a surprise. So Oi guess Oi'll see ya then?"

"Yep!! Bye!!"

They both waved and the two pairs went their separate ways.

"Wow...." Pouncival said, "Haven't been here 48 hours yet, and you've already got a date. You've had more of that kind of luck in the last 15 minutes than I've had in my whole life!!"

"Believe me," she said in a slightly dazed tone, "It's the most luck of that kind I'll probably ever get."

"Not necessarily," thought Pouncival, "The only question is, will she go for me?"

"You'll have fun tomorrow. Mungo's a fun tom, and he knows how to get in almost anywhere in town!" Pouncival said, completely hiding his jealous and hurt feelings for Chel's sake.

"Yeah..." Chelshastin spaced out for a second, than snapped back to reality, "It'll be great." Then, blushing slichltly, "Um, Pouncival?"

"Yeah?"

"Where's the tire?"

Author's note: So there's my hand at the cockney accent. It's as good as it's getting. Just to tell you, this fic will be fairly long and intricate, so it may take a while to finish. After this chapter, the amazing SUB-PLOTS come in. YAY!!!! So R&R and keep reading!!