Pit and Palutena knew that they looked damn good when they fuck, and they loved to fuck in front of a mirror. That way, they could see themselves naked while simply enjoying some time together.

The feel of her hand was incredible on his member. She slid her hand all around it and began jerking him off while they kissed. He returned the affection by rubbing her pudenda.

As Palutena lied on her back, she moved her hair so she could feel the floor against her bare back and butt as her ass squished against the floor. With his girlfriend's instructions, Pit was on top of her with his head between her legs tightly. They slowly kissed the inside of each other's thighs, feeling smooth skin.

Slowly licking the length of her pussy, Pit gently applying pressure to Palutena's clitoris for a few seconds. Her breathing grew deeper as she moaned softly. He began to suck on her pussy lips, gently at first then with more and more pressure. She sucked Pit's penis in return as their moaning became deeper and exuded satisfaction.

It wasn't long before their orgasms were approaching. His mouth invaded Palutena's vagina, mostly over her clit as he applied pressure by running his tongue over it from side to side. She moved her sexy hips more while sucking harder. The naked brown-haired boy and green-haired woman began to pant, hands grabbing the other's legs. However, right before their entire body clenched in a powerful orgasm, she stopped them, "Let's try something new, Pit."

"I'm all ears, Lady Palutena."

Palutena got on her hands and knees, her behind was facing Pit as she commanded, "Stick it in my pussy, nudie cutie."

"My cock?"

"Duh. What else are you gonna use?"

Pit slowly slid his dick into her cunt, then grasped her hips tightly with both hands. They fucked slowly at first, with a little more of his member entering her with each thrust. He leaned over her to kiss her back and squeeze her perfect tits. After a few squeezes, he took his hands and firmly grasped the sides of her ribcage, with his thumbs just below her boobs. With his hands holding her ribcage, he could firmly grab her and control their thrusting. Watching Palutena's perfect breasts bounce with every thrust, Pit repeatedly buried himself as deep inside her as he could, shifting his throbbing cock with her moving hips bumping his while she arched her back.

More and more, her vagina dripped in anticipation with her green hair hanging to the left as she looked at him over her right shoulder, "Can you feel cum building up inside you, nude dude?"

Wrapping his arms tightly around her, holding her perfect boobies with one hand and her tight waist with the other, Pit thrusted faster and moaned louder, "Yes, Lady Palutena. I can feel my climax building even more."

"Mmmmme too! I want to feel you cum inside me! How does it feel to do this type of sex for the first time?"

"What type is it?"

"Penis in vagina sex?"

"Oh. I love it!"

"Good, so do I!"

Then Pit came, it was like that demand triggered his climax. He felt the cum rush out of him, flooding her already soaking insides. Pit moaned and screamed in ecstasy, gripping Palutena as tight as he could. His private area kept releasing jizz over and over, load after load going deep inside her. His body ached as he filled her pussy. That was when she came as well, her bod convulsed as white stuff sprayed out of her, getting his crotch speckled.

Once they stopped cumming, Pit slid out of Palutena inch by inch, pulling some of his cum out with it. With his spunk dripping out of her, she rolled over and laid back, lying on the floor with satisfaction. Pit lied on top of her as she giggled, "Did you like doing anal?"

"Sure did, Lady Palutena. I like any type of stimulation that makes my pee-pee hard and ejaculate."

"Likewise, I like all methods of making my vulva wet and squirt."

They shared a kiss before napping for a bit.

After their passionate fuck, they mostly just spent the day walking around completely naked in their dorm, cuddling, kissing, caressing, tickling, looking at porn, exercising, doing yoga, and playing clapping games. They had coordinated with the other four to have a triple-date at an Applebee's a tenth of a mile away from campus.

At 5:00 PM, everyone met in the nude. It took only 5 minutes to wait for a table, and that was because the staff members at the front desk thought the six of them looked incredible being naked from their heads to their toes.

At a table for six, Palutena was to the right of Pit, Dark Pit was to the right of Palutena, Pandora was to the right of Pittoo, Viridi was to the right of Pandora, Phosphora was to the right of Viridi, and, finally, Pit was to the right of Phosphora. All of them were turned on from feeling their bare feet touch the floor and their bare butts touch the chairs they sat on.

Before their waiter asked, Pittoo picked his navel as he said to his little bro, "So, I heard you stuck your rod inside your girlfriend's slot. Is that true, Pit?"

"Yes, my penis was in Lady Palutena's vagina."

"That's new, and that's hot. Pandora and I oughta try it out."

"Why are you poking your belly button?"

"Because I want to, it feels good."

Dark Pit smiled at Pandora also picked her navel. The nude black-haired boy and blue-haired woman also put their feet up as Palutena asked Pandora, "Yeesh, what's with the lack of manners?"

Pandora giggled, "My boyfriend and I just do what we enjoy and enjoy what we do. Right, Pittoo?"

"Right, Pandy."

Palutena queried, "Are you two gonna wash your hands?"

Pittoo scoffed, "What's the point? They'll just dirty again anyway."

Viridi then chimed in, "Did you mention anal?"

Pit said, "Yes."

His girlfriend said to the short blonde, "However, you need a phallus to perform that."

"Oh. Well, Phosphora and I can use a dildo if we ever want to do that."

Their waiter asked with a look of surprise, "Are we having a sextuple birthday celebration, or are you just a group of rambunctious youngsters from that clothing-optional college down the street?"

It seemed like he never saw anyone without clothes before as the boy with brown hair explained, "We're from the clothing-optional college."

"Oh. That's too bad. I was hoping it'd be the former. You guys could have gotten free desserts."

Palutena laughed, "That's ok. We don't really want sweets because we wanna stay attractive by keeping our naked bodies slim and strong."

The other nudies agreed as the waiter asked, "Well, how do you expect to pay?"

Viridi held up her phone, "I have your restaurant's app."

"Well, as long as at least one of you is able to pay. What does everyone want to drink?"

Pit and Palutena ordered lemonade, Dark Pit and Pandora ordered root beer, and Viridi and Phosphora ordered water. They got their drinks a minute later, then they ordered their food.

While waiting, Palutena asked her brown-haired boyfriend, "Pit, I've been thinking."

"What, Lady Palutena?"

"Do you think your parents are ok with you being in a nudist relationship?"

Pit froze while drinking his lemonade, making his green-haired girlfriend concerned, "Pit? What is it?"

The woman with green hair quickly widened her eyes and assumed, "Are your mom and dad... dead?"

Blankly, Pit put down his drink and nodded, "Umm... y-yes."

Dark Pit backed his slightly younger twin brother up with a solemn tone, "It's true. They died."

Pandora looked shocked, "What happened?"

Pit asked, "Do you remember the story of Mario and Princess Peach after the infamous Honeylune Ridge disaster? The ending of Super Mario Odyssey?"

"Yeah, yikes. I remember Pittoo telling me some parts of it. Every time that I see anything related to it, I actually get a minor case of vertigo. My ears get red and hot too. All the calamitous damage they caused is too much, even for me. I seek to be a goddess of calamity with Pittoo as being my black-winged angel, but even we have limits."

Pittoo then said, "Dad died from one of their violent fights. He worked at The Walt Disney Company, and the building where he worked was destroyed the day before my little bro and I had to transfer from our old college. I read the newspaper clipping from that day, so I remember it well. Mario and Peach were having their angry exchanges and fracases, throwing office equipment, slamming each other into the walls of the building, and even almost biting one another. Neither of them knew even where they were as they exchanged painful blows and vicious ad hominem attacks. The commotion interrupted everyone that worked there as security tried to escort them out, but they couldn't keep their hands on them. After causing enough damage to the walls, they were finally thrown out, but it was too late. Rumbles and shakes meant the building was on the verge of falling down and everyone must evacuate. At the time, 1,000 people were in the building, but only two of them were lucky enough to escape with their lives and avoid being crushed to death. Dad was not one of them, so... he's gone."

Viridi was saddened, "Oh my god. It must have been very hard for you."

Pit sighed sadly, "Especially for mom. She committed suicide a few hours after finding out that dad was killed in the crossfire. From what my big brother and I heard, she was crying profusely as she locked herself in her house, soaked it in gasoline, and burned it down with her inside."

Phosphora was horrified, "Good lord, that's tragic."

Then Dark Pit sniffled, "Here's the worst part, mom and dad's last will and testament was destroyed in the fire, so Pit and I got nothing from them."

Pit said, "Hence, I ended up higher and drier and more bankrupt than Dark Pit. It meant I had to take off all my clothes and get people to buy them so I could pay for Divine University's tuition."

A tear slid down Dark Pit's right cheek as Palutena patted Pit's back, "Oh, Pit. I'm so sorry."

"Thanks for the sympathy."

Then the boy with black hair said as the woman with blue hair patted his back, "Don't hide your feelings, Pit. I'm supposed to be the more macho brother, but that doesn't mean I can't get depressed. I mean, I've shed a tear before you have."

That was when a tear slid down Pit's left cheek as he choked, "God, I miss them."

"Me too, bro. It takes a big man to admit they feel emotional pain."

Palutena then spoke, "You know, my parents also died from similar circumstances."

Pit was surprised, "Really?"

"Yeah, they worked at Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc. and also died from having the building they worked in crashing down on them."

Pandora gulped, "Mine died at Universal."

Viridi swallowed, "Mine were killed at Paramount."

Phosphora murmured, "Mine perished at Columbia, as in Sony Pictures."

Pit asked, "All because of Mario and Peach's destructive arguments?"

The ladies all nodded with tears in their eyes as the waiter sniffled while holding a cart with the six dishes, "You know, my mom and dad were accountants that worked for Applebee's. They also got buried underneath a massive pile of rubble from a fight involving those two petulant children. Anyway, here's your food. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go cry from remembering how mom and dad died."

As the waiter served everyone before running off weeping, the six nudists rubbed their eyes dry before raising their glasses with Pit saying, "To our loved ones, along with the thousands of other lives that were tragically cut short by the two lovers-turned-haters."

Pittoo added, "Let's hope they never get out of prison. Not that they can since their prison is in the middle of the Arctic Ocean and is one of the hardest facilities to escape from. On one hand, he did make a dick move, but on the other hand, she had very poor self-control with her disproportionate anger. Thankfully, no love triangles will tear us apart."

However, right before they could all eat, a breaking news report was on TV, "We interrupt this program to bring you a breaking news story! Inmates of Cold Boulder Prison, Mario and Princess Peach, are scheduled for execution following excessive noise complaints from inmates regarding their constant fighting, and we're broadcasting live."

The six nudists were immediately intrigued that the deaths of their families would finally be avenged. At the live execution, only the other prison inmates attended, the ones that couldn't sleep or concentrate on anything because of all the heated arguments. None of Mario and Peach's friends went, not only because it was too far away and expensive, but because they were all disillusioned with them to the point where they no longer wanted anything to do with them. There was a caption on the screen that read, "Former Lovebirds About to be Former Members of the Being Alive Club."

Inspector Gadget said, "Go-Go-Gadget Gallows."

Two gallows resembling an inverted "L" appeared out of the sleeves of his inspector jacket. RoboCop hauled off the two brats that made sure their love was never rekindled, even holding them by their backs and carrying them off the ground with little effort, Mario was in his left hand, Peach was in her right. Both were in still in straitjackets as RoboCop declared, "Time to be punished for everything you two left lying in your wake."

Before sticking the criminals in the noose holes, Sam and Max, Freelance Police, read to them, "The accused have refused to let the past die. As a consequence, tens of thousands of undeserving individuals died instead. Not burying the hatchet has led to an increase in burials around the world. All the tears shed led to lots of bloodshed. Mario, Peach, any last words?"

Both Mario and Peach once again gave the typical trademark excuse, "I was framed!"

Rolling his eyes, Inspector Gadget just sighed to RoboCop, "Just do it."

Mario and Peach were promptly hung. Dangling from the ropes and suspended by their necks, the weight of their bodies tightened the nooses around their neck, choking the life out of them. They repeatedly gasped while flailing their legs, "We can't breathe! We can't breathe!"

It was a rather slow and painful death. It took 15 minutes before they became unconscious and had no pulse, dangling lifelessly as the police checked their pulses, saying, "They're dead."

Everyone cheered! Not only the prison people, not only everyone at Applebee's, but everyone in the whole wide world that was still alive. The manchild and womanchild that caused lots of causalities and property damage were finally sent back to hell. Detectives Tohru Adachi and Goro Akechi even threw Mario and Peach's corpses in the frigid sea, where they were eaten by killer whales.

Deafening cheers filled the restaurant. Everybody was ecstatic that justice was served, especially the six nudists. In response, the waiters in the restaurant happily declared in unison, "Yes! Those savages are gone! To celebrate, free meals for everyone!"