Disclaimer: I do not own anything!!! *Holds a can of bug spray to angry lawyers*
Random Moogle: And Reviewing is highly appreciated, kupo!!
MeowMix: *touches pom pom*
RM: Don't touch that!!
MeowMix: Pease review!!!
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The Insanity of Songfics: Yuffie's Musical Nightmare
One day, in the green room of the Hotel, Yuffie, after a really really rediculously long day (gaak!! too much zoolander!!) of training in the cavern, plopped onto the soft bed. "Sleep, sleeep...." She thought, but suddenly she heard a really really loud noise coming from next the balcony.
YUFFIE: Who's there?
*Suddenly, she sees a moogle waving around a star wand while 'Take on Me' is playing in the background. (ok, that was random...)*
YUFFIE:...............touches pom pom
MOOGLE: KUPO!!!!! disappears
YUFFIE: hears wierd sounds coming from the red room Oh no don't tell me Cloud and Aerith are at it *again*!!!
*As she opens the door connecting the red and green rooms, she sees Aerith, Cloud and Leon sitting in front of a....mini barbecue drinking.....peppermint tea while listining to Good Charlotte (YEA!!!!)*
AERITH: Howdy!!!!!
*Jen and a Random moogle float from a fluffy pink umbrella*
JEN: I wanna fuck Benji!! explodes
YUFFIE:.............
LEON: I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.......
AERITH: death glare Don't start.....
CLOUD: I'm going to take a shower...skips merrily to the bathroom
AERITH: He's been doing that alot lately...
YUFFIE: what, skipping?
AERITH: no showering.
*They hear the water turn on, and uddenly they hear the faint sound of someone....singing*
AERITH and YUFFIE: press ears to door
CLOUD: Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon!!!
AERITH: He's singing the Sailor Moon theme song?!
YUFFIE: And the cheapo american one, no less!!
AERITH: Thats why he told me to dress like a sailor last night!
YUFFIE: woah buddy....O.O
LEON: That shows porn I tell ya! Anime porn!
AERITH: and how would you know.............
********************************************************************************************************************Scary stuff, huh? So tell me, should I continue this insane sugar high piece? Or are u gonna send me lotsa flames? (people be nice cuz it is my first KH humor fic and all...)
RANDOM MOOGLE: Oh, just review!!!!
Random Moogle: And Reviewing is highly appreciated, kupo!!
MeowMix: *touches pom pom*
RM: Don't touch that!!
MeowMix: Pease review!!!
*******************************************************************************************************************
The Insanity of Songfics: Yuffie's Musical Nightmare
One day, in the green room of the Hotel, Yuffie, after a really really rediculously long day (gaak!! too much zoolander!!) of training in the cavern, plopped onto the soft bed. "Sleep, sleeep...." She thought, but suddenly she heard a really really loud noise coming from next the balcony.
YUFFIE: Who's there?
*Suddenly, she sees a moogle waving around a star wand while 'Take on Me' is playing in the background. (ok, that was random...)*
YUFFIE:...............touches pom pom
MOOGLE: KUPO!!!!! disappears
YUFFIE: hears wierd sounds coming from the red room Oh no don't tell me Cloud and Aerith are at it *again*!!!
*As she opens the door connecting the red and green rooms, she sees Aerith, Cloud and Leon sitting in front of a....mini barbecue drinking.....peppermint tea while listining to Good Charlotte (YEA!!!!)*
AERITH: Howdy!!!!!
*Jen and a Random moogle float from a fluffy pink umbrella*
JEN: I wanna fuck Benji!! explodes
YUFFIE:.............
LEON: I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.......
AERITH: death glare Don't start.....
CLOUD: I'm going to take a shower...skips merrily to the bathroom
AERITH: He's been doing that alot lately...
YUFFIE: what, skipping?
AERITH: no showering.
*They hear the water turn on, and uddenly they hear the faint sound of someone....singing*
AERITH and YUFFIE: press ears to door
CLOUD: Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon!!!
AERITH: He's singing the Sailor Moon theme song?!
YUFFIE: And the cheapo american one, no less!!
AERITH: Thats why he told me to dress like a sailor last night!
YUFFIE: woah buddy....O.O
LEON: That shows porn I tell ya! Anime porn!
AERITH: and how would you know.............
********************************************************************************************************************Scary stuff, huh? So tell me, should I continue this insane sugar high piece? Or are u gonna send me lotsa flames? (people be nice cuz it is my first KH humor fic and all...)
RANDOM MOOGLE: Oh, just review!!!!
