Ok, after fighting with my mom, I got back on and typed up THE LAST chapter! All is revealed!
The next morning as Kyle woke up, he went to kiss Kenny, only to find he wasn't there. Once again, Kyle's memory hit him like a ton of bricks. He used all his might to prevent himself from crying and sat up. He looked ahead of him and seen Stan, breathing on the window and using his finger to draw pictures in the fog. Kyle looked around the rest of the bus. No sight of Pip or Cartman......or Kenny's corpse. Kyle had an idea of where everyone might be, but decided to ask
"Where'd everybody go?" He asked
"Me, Pip and Cartman drew straws to see who had to move Kenny's body. Cartman lost, but Pip decided to help him. No wonder he gets pushed around so much" Stan replied, still drawing on the window with his finger
the dreaded awkward silence came along suddenly Stan spoke, still not looking away from his art work
"Were you really thinking of Kenny when we kissed?"
Kyle thought about his answer for a moment and then replied
"....no....I only said that because you were being an asshole"
"Thanks for the complement"
It took a moment for Kyle to get Stan's joke, then he laughed
"Wise ass" Kyle shot back jokingly. He couldn't believe he wasn't a complete basket case because of the day before, but for some reason, talking to Stan helped
It went silent again
"Do you believe it's my fault that Kenny and Wendy were killed?" Kyle asked abruptly
Stan was quiet
"Stan?" Kyle asked after a few seconds. It was after he spoke that he noticed Stan was crying. Kyle got up and walked to his seat then sat down beside him
Kyle was a little taken aback as Stan threw his arms around him and sobbed into his chest
"Kyle, it's not your fault. It's just, I kind of did love Wendy a bit, and then I kissed you, and she stupidly ran off.... It's my fault, and I blamed you, right after Kenny dies in your arms, and I made you feel like crap and...Oh God Kyle.....I just want to go home" Stan rambled
"Shhhhh...." Kyle hushed him calmly " well get out of this...and even if I don't...I'll die knowing I helped you get away from this"
Kyle leaned in and kissed Stan. Stan didn't resist. Kyle's lips against his felt warm, reassuring and ....safe
Stan ran his hands up Kyle's shirt as he kissed Kyle. Kyle didn't mind. Somehow this felt right....natural, like it was meant to be
Kyle undid Stan's jeans and pulled them down a bit then he undid his own jeans, pulling them off as low as Stan's were
"Lie down" Kyle said softly
Stan did as he was told. He knew that Kyle had done this before, and knew what he was doing. Stan on the other hand had never had gay sex before and was completely baffled on what would happen next
Kyle slowly pulled down Stan's underwear and lightly brushed his warm fingers along Stan's extremely erect penis
"Kyle, just fuck me already" Stan sighed. He didn't know how much longer he could hold out
Kyle pulled down his own underwear a bit and slowly laid on top of Stan
Stan groaned as Kyle's dick rubbed against his own
"Oh God Kyle yes!" Stan gasped as Kyle moved herder and faster
Finally Stan came, chanting Kyle's name slowly. He moaned with pleasure
Kyle grunted and moaned as he came
Stan felt the sticky substance in between his legs and sighed
"Oh, sorry" Kyle apologized
"That's okay, I got you too" Stan laughed
Kyle then noticed the white substance on his crotch
"He he...guess I didn't notice" Kyle said grinning
Stan pulled up his pants and underwear. Kyle did the same
"Y'know....Cartman and Pip have been gone for a while" Kyle pointed out
"Should...should we go look for them?" Stan asked
"Well....we have to go get food anyways. I'm starving" Kyle said with a shrug
"But...I really don't want to leave the bus...."
"Don't worry Stan. Its broad daylight and so far, whatever it is only kills at night....
"What about Cartman and Pip? They were killed in daylight"
"For all we know, They're not dead yet"
Stan sighed "alright lets go"
Kyle went over to the doors, Stan following behind
"Wait a second!" Kyle suddenly blurted. He moved over to the bus drivers seat and searched around it
"ah ha!" he exclaimed grabbing a golf club "he sure did like his golf...alright, lets go"
Kyle opened the bus doors and cautiously stepped off.
"ok, no signs of anything" he said. Stan now stepped off and grabbed Kyle's free hand.
The two boys disappeared into the corn
Stan and Kyle both gasped as they found the old shack again
"M-maybe they decided to throw Kenny's body in there...." Stan whispered
"c'mon...we have to be sure" Kyle said, pulling Stan
They went inside quietly and started searching around
"Cartman?" Stan called
"Pip?" Kyle yelled
Kyle walked over to the stairs, trying to look up them, but it was too dark. Suddenly a big box came falling down the stairs, bouncing down every other step
"What the...." Kyle trailed off as the box landed at his feet, the flaps closed. He put the golf club down then slowly reached towards the flaps and swung them open. A loud, horrified scream escaped his lungs as he looked at Kenny's head, looking up at him, while it lay on bits and chunks of flesh, bone and blood
Stan now ran over
"Kyle, what the...."
he looked down to see what Kyle couldn't seem to look away from. He screamed
Kyle clung onto Stan's chest and started to bawl
"Who could have done this!? Kenny didn't deserve it!" Kyle cried
"oh, but he did Kyle"
Stan and Kyle spun around to see Pip standing alone in blood spattered clothes and his arms behind his back. He was....grinning?
"Pip, what's going on?" Stan asked frighten showing in his voice "where's Cartman?"
"Why, he's right behind me!" Pip said rather cheerful
"wha-" Kyle started. He stopped talking as Pip brought his hand from behind his back, showing Kyle and Stan Cartman's bloody decapitated head that he was holding by the hair
Cartman's blood dripped onto the dirty wooden floor
Neither Stan nor Kyle could speak
Pip. Pip was the one killing everybody
"but how?" Kyle asked out loud "every time somebody was killed, you were on the bus!"
"Remember that robot I made that looked exactly like me?" Pip said, throwing Cartmans head into the box of Kenny's parts " the one I won first place for? I even got on the news"
"Oh yeah...they couldn't tell it from you...." Stan said
"I was so jealous" Kyle added "that was the only science fair I ever lost....but Pip.....why are you doing this?"
"Because of you Kyle"
"w-what!? Me!?"
"Yes. I noticed how much the others pick on you, because you're smart. Well....they do the same to me, so I decided to kill everyone off, so when we finally fell in love...everyone would leave us alone..."
"what about Kenny!? He never made fun of you, or me!"
"no, but he was your lover, and you would never fall for me with him in the way...but now Kyle....now we can be together!"
Pip moved closer to Kyle and kissed him hard on the lips. Kyle struggled and pushed him away
"Fuck off Pip! I'm with Stan now! And I love him!" Kyle yelled
"Um, Kyle, I love you too and all, but try not to piss of the serial killer" Stan whispered
"well then" Pip started "I'll just have to fix that
Pip reached in his pocket and pulled out a large chef's knife. He lunged at Stan but suddenly Kyle tackled him
"Oh Kyle, you know I love it when you play rough!"
"Stay away from Stan or I'll kill you myself!"
"c'mon Kyle dump him! Take me instead! I'm better than him! I know it! Please be mine...I'm begging"
"I could never be with you, after what you did to Kenny... I loved him more than anything and you took him away from me! You French bastard!"
"don't call me French!" Pip roared. He threw Kyle off of him. Kyle stumbled back into Stan.
Stan helped Kyle up. As Kyle stood up he reached in his pocket to reveal the knife Pip had earlier
"You filthy pick-pocket!" Pip yelled. He started to run towards Kyle but suddenly stopped with a dumbfounded look. He looked down as did Kyle
"Oh shit" Kyle said quietly, stepping back. Pip toughed the accidental stab wound in his stomach and then collapsed on the floor
"Oh shit!" Kyle repeated "he-he ran into the knife! It was an accident!"
"Who the hell cares?! Let's get the hell out of here before he comes back or some other horror movie type shit!" Stan yelled. He grabbed Kyle's hand and they both ran out of the house.
They ran past the bus and climbed up the hill. It took them about ten minutes to get to the top of the cliff like hill. When they got there, they seen a bunch of cop cars and fire tricks and an ambulance or two
"What the hell...." Stan started
Suddenly a balding cop with a handle bar mustache walked up to them
"I'm sorry boys, you'll have to leave, we just found 4 dead bodies and a bunch of Kids are missing- wait....did you come out of that there corn field?"
Stan and Kyle nodded enthusiastically. Kyle started to cry
"o-our friends are dead...one of our classmates went crazy and hunted us down like animals and there's a shack in there full of dead bodies and-" Kyle rambled
"Calm down son. Where is your classmate now?"
Stan spoke up "w-we had to kill him to get away! He was about to kill us too!"
"Alright boys, you've been a big help. Just go sit in the back of that ambulance and I'll go check out this house"
Stan and Kyle sat in the back of the ambulance holding on to each other
"That cop said he was gonna be right back! It's been almost an hour!" Kyle said in a half-panicked voice
"Don't worry Kyle, its probably just police stuff. Maybe he's calling help or something"
From a distance the boys herd another cop talking
"Get those boys to a hospital to get checked and call their parents"
The ambulance doors shut. Then Kyle started screaming
"Kyle! Kyle what's wrong?!" Stan asked
All Kyle could do was point. There, standing where the cops couldn't see him was Pip, holding the first cops head and grinning at Stan and Kyle.
Stan started to scream along with Kyle as the ambulance drove away
END
Ok, I know a robot is kind of...well...retarded but I'm not a "good idea confuse my readers with technicalities" person, so live with it