Yuffie's Musical Nightmare: Chapter 4
"Wanna buy some COOKIES!?!?"
Last time we left our fearless, clueless heros...
YUFFIE: which was OVER A YEAR!!
ME: Shush!! Or I'll smack you with my rude moogle, biattch!!!
Like I was saying, Last time we left our heros, they where all crowded behind a couch, being held hostage by a very dysfunctional, schitzophrenic Cid and a bunch of sock eating, human killing Moogles who stole Cloud's very stinky piece of cheese.
SORA: Oh please DON'T STEAL MY SOCKS!!!
AERITH: but you don't have any socks.....
SORA: Oh yea...scratches head
CID: Alright everyone, don't panic. I've got just the thing that will blow those annoying but oh so cute moogles away.
CLOUD: Is it a magical scepter?
CID: O.O no....
LEON: Is it a huge sword??
CID: uh, no....
YUFFIE: Is it a semi automatic?
CID: no.....
AERITH: Is it a kitty??
YUFFIE: Why would it be a cat??
CID: Well, it's neither, but I think it will do some damage. Everyone, close your ears.
Suddenly, Cid takes out a mini portable CD player and plays the most annoying, most frightening music ever made in the history of man.......
LITTLE KID VOICES FROM CD PLAYER: you're toxic i'm slippin under....
AERITH: OMG.....
YUFFIE: Its......KIDZ BOP!!!!!! HELP!! MY EARS ARE GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!!
Suddenly, all the moogles drop their weapons and cover their ears from the terrible music. Yet, although it is truly agonizing, one brave moogle standing by the door stands the torture and for a brief moment, lowers his hands to whip out a pair of fuzzy pink earmuffs!!
EVIL MOOGLE W/ FUZZY EARMUFFS: hahahaha!! now I will destroy yo-
Just then, the door is slammed open and the Evil Moogle with the fuzzy earmuffs is smooshed against the wall and the door with a big red "KO-ed" sign over his head. A silhouette of a person appears in the doorway. It is a short girl dressed in a green plaid skirt, a white blouse, and a green sash around her shoulder that ties at the waist with a bevy of assorted buttons pinned to the sash.
SORA: squeal could it be...........!
YUFFIE: oh no way.........
KAIRI: HI!!!!! Wanna buy some COOKIES?!?!?!
All the moogles turn to face the wide-eyed, hyperactive girl holding a huge box of cookies and break out into a cold sweat.
MOOGLES: in squeaky, high pitched voices OH NO!!!!! scatter
KAIRI: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Then Kairi smiles like an insane asylum escapee and starts throwing those nasty chocolate mint girl scout cookies (sorry, but the caramel ones are better) at the frantic moogles, who instantly collapse at the impact of the cookies. Finally, when all the moogles are down for the count, Kairi's face turns normal again and lets out a small giggle.
SORA: Bloody hell.......
Suddnely, Ron from Harry Potter magically pops out of thin air and smacks Sora over the head.
RON: That's my line, you git! disappears
GASP Oh goodness!!! Now what will become of everyone now that Kairi's on the scene? Will she force our beloved heroes to do horrible girl scout acts of kindness by forcing chocolate mint cookies down their throats? (probobly not....but u guys need something to look foreward to!) see ya next time on.....
YUFFIE'S MUSICAL NIGHTMARE
CHAPTER 5
"Come on, Vomantoes!!"