(A/N: Another update. Yippee.)
Disclaimer: HP and all related characters and all that don't belong to me.
New Teachers At Hogwarts!
Instead of being woken to the incredibly clichéd cliché of crickets/birds/various insects and animals chirping, Siân, Tanya and Jamie were woken to the incredibly annoying clichéd cliché of the beeping of a '- beep-ing alarm clock', to use Siân's words.
Beep beep. Beep beep. Beep beep.
Jamie hit the snooze button.
It shut up.
Jamie yawned.
Siân yawned.
Tanya rolled over.
Siân got up.
Jamie half-got up. She got as far as one foot on the floor before she flopped back into bed.
Tanya was completely undisturbed by the '-beep-ing alarm clock'.
Siân surveyed the alarm clock.
'So, what time is it?' She pressed the 'talk' button.
'The time is now – 5:02 A.M.'
'-Beep- you. Stupid alarm clock. All right, who set the alarm to five o' clock?!'
Jamie got up again. She yawned again. And stretched.
Then she tried to wake Tanya up.
She shook her.
She poked her.
Tanya yawned.
AFTER SOME WAKING UP LATER
'Hey, what's this?' said Jamie, examining the clock. There was a small piece of parchment on the side. She took it off and read it.
Peeves woz ere
Jamie rolled her eyes. She filled up a quill with red ink and made some corrections.
Peeves -woz- was -ere- here (A/N: -these- represent crossed-out bits.)
She read the note out loud. Only without the crossed-out bits.
They screamed.
'PEEVES!!!'
Down in the dungeons, far, far away from the teachers' wing, the poltergeist cackled evilly.
AFTER SOME MORE STUFF LATER
They walked down to breakfast.
It was 5:30.
They had tried and couldn't get back to sleep.
They swore to get revenge on Peeves.
They wondered where the Bloody Baron was.
Jamie laughed evilly in her head.
They ate breakfast.
Then they went to find Peeves.
It was now 5:48.
AFTER SOME LOOKING FOR PEEVES LATER
It was 5:59 now.
'We're going to be late,' said Jamie, glancing at her watch.
'Where are we supposed to go?' asked Tanya, still glaring around murderously for Peeves.
'Let's go to Dumbledore and ask,' suggested Siân.
They happened to be right next to his office.
'Starbucks Coffee,' said Siân.
They stepped onto the moving staircase.
'You know, we never checked the dungeons,' said Jamie.
'You really think he'd be there?' said Siân.
'Well, why not?'
'...'
Down in the dungeons, far, far away from Dumbledore's office, Peeves cackled more evilly.
IN DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE
Siân poked her head around the door.
'Dumbledore?'
'Please, call me Albus.'
They all jumped.
Dumbledore was nowhere to be seen.
Then he emerged from behind a door.
He was holding a cup of cappuccino from Starbucks.
'Right...Albus. So, where are we going for the teacher's training thing?'
Dumbledore handed them a piece of parchment, taking a sip from his cappuccino.
It said, 'First report to Professor McGonagall's office for your schedule.'
'...Which is where?' said Jamie, looking up.
Dumbledore was gone.
Jamie looked back down at the parchment. Underneath the first line, something was forming.
It was a map.
It showed the usual 'You are here' red dot and a red line leading from Dumbledore's office to McGonagall's.
'Cool.'
'Let's go.'
ON THE WAY TO MCGONAGALL'S OFFICE
They reached McGonagall's office.
Siân knocked on the door.
McGonagall opened it.
'You're late.'
'We didn't know where to go,' said Tanya defensively.
'Come in.'
They came in.
'Here are your schedules. Your map,' she said, indicating the parchment Dumbledore had given them, 'will show you where to go if you do not know the way.'
She made two more copies of the map thingy with a wave of her wand and gave them to Jamie and Tanya.
'Now hurry up, you're late.'
They hurried up.
They ran out and compared schedules quickly.
Siân was going to be training with Snape as Potions assistant today.
'You're late,' commented Jamie, looking at Siân's schedule.
Siân tore off to the dungeons.
Before Jamie could check with Tanya, Tanya had run off to wherever she was training.
Jamie was going to be taking a course (with some program thingy, not any person) as Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
She grinned evilly.
And casually walked to the DADA classroom.
(A/N: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Please?)
Disclaimer: HP and all related characters and all that don't belong to me.
New Teachers At Hogwarts!
Instead of being woken to the incredibly clichéd cliché of crickets/birds/various insects and animals chirping, Siân, Tanya and Jamie were woken to the incredibly annoying clichéd cliché of the beeping of a '- beep-ing alarm clock', to use Siân's words.
Beep beep. Beep beep. Beep beep.
Jamie hit the snooze button.
It shut up.
Jamie yawned.
Siân yawned.
Tanya rolled over.
Siân got up.
Jamie half-got up. She got as far as one foot on the floor before she flopped back into bed.
Tanya was completely undisturbed by the '-beep-ing alarm clock'.
Siân surveyed the alarm clock.
'So, what time is it?' She pressed the 'talk' button.
'The time is now – 5:02 A.M.'
'-Beep- you. Stupid alarm clock. All right, who set the alarm to five o' clock?!'
Jamie got up again. She yawned again. And stretched.
Then she tried to wake Tanya up.
She shook her.
She poked her.
Tanya yawned.
AFTER SOME WAKING UP LATER
'Hey, what's this?' said Jamie, examining the clock. There was a small piece of parchment on the side. She took it off and read it.
Peeves woz ere
Jamie rolled her eyes. She filled up a quill with red ink and made some corrections.
Peeves -woz- was -ere- here (A/N: -these- represent crossed-out bits.)
She read the note out loud. Only without the crossed-out bits.
They screamed.
'PEEVES!!!'
Down in the dungeons, far, far away from the teachers' wing, the poltergeist cackled evilly.
AFTER SOME MORE STUFF LATER
They walked down to breakfast.
It was 5:30.
They had tried and couldn't get back to sleep.
They swore to get revenge on Peeves.
They wondered where the Bloody Baron was.
Jamie laughed evilly in her head.
They ate breakfast.
Then they went to find Peeves.
It was now 5:48.
AFTER SOME LOOKING FOR PEEVES LATER
It was 5:59 now.
'We're going to be late,' said Jamie, glancing at her watch.
'Where are we supposed to go?' asked Tanya, still glaring around murderously for Peeves.
'Let's go to Dumbledore and ask,' suggested Siân.
They happened to be right next to his office.
'Starbucks Coffee,' said Siân.
They stepped onto the moving staircase.
'You know, we never checked the dungeons,' said Jamie.
'You really think he'd be there?' said Siân.
'Well, why not?'
'...'
Down in the dungeons, far, far away from Dumbledore's office, Peeves cackled more evilly.
IN DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE
Siân poked her head around the door.
'Dumbledore?'
'Please, call me Albus.'
They all jumped.
Dumbledore was nowhere to be seen.
Then he emerged from behind a door.
He was holding a cup of cappuccino from Starbucks.
'Right...Albus. So, where are we going for the teacher's training thing?'
Dumbledore handed them a piece of parchment, taking a sip from his cappuccino.
It said, 'First report to Professor McGonagall's office for your schedule.'
'...Which is where?' said Jamie, looking up.
Dumbledore was gone.
Jamie looked back down at the parchment. Underneath the first line, something was forming.
It was a map.
It showed the usual 'You are here' red dot and a red line leading from Dumbledore's office to McGonagall's.
'Cool.'
'Let's go.'
ON THE WAY TO MCGONAGALL'S OFFICE
They reached McGonagall's office.
Siân knocked on the door.
McGonagall opened it.
'You're late.'
'We didn't know where to go,' said Tanya defensively.
'Come in.'
They came in.
'Here are your schedules. Your map,' she said, indicating the parchment Dumbledore had given them, 'will show you where to go if you do not know the way.'
She made two more copies of the map thingy with a wave of her wand and gave them to Jamie and Tanya.
'Now hurry up, you're late.'
They hurried up.
They ran out and compared schedules quickly.
Siân was going to be training with Snape as Potions assistant today.
'You're late,' commented Jamie, looking at Siân's schedule.
Siân tore off to the dungeons.
Before Jamie could check with Tanya, Tanya had run off to wherever she was training.
Jamie was going to be taking a course (with some program thingy, not any person) as Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
She grinned evilly.
And casually walked to the DADA classroom.
(A/N: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Please?)