A/N: I had a bit of help for this chapter. To understand Harry's behavior, you have to go to ; Also, that's where you have to go to see what happened to the fannon Harry Potter in this fic. (Vs. cannon, which is the actual character and all their attributes from the original books.
From the Last Chapter:
*WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!?!!!*
^Well, here we have a bloody pulp named Draco Malfoy, who is hopefully still breathing, and Harry has just decided to disappear, in a bright flash of green light.^
In a bright purple flash, a Harry reappeared, but it didn't look anything like Harry really. But Harry landed exactly where he left from, on top of Malfoy.
"What happened?" He said weakly. Then he fainted.
"OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!" Was the last thing Hermione said before fainting into a stunned Ron, who reflexively caught her.
And the Saga Continues: (A/N: I've always wanted to say that!)
A very sleepy Harry woke up from his faint and realized that Tasuki was no longer on top of him, but he was on top of… "Oh MY GOD, NO ONE SHOULD SEE THAT IN THE MORNING!"
It was a very bloody, beat up, unconscious, and drooling Draco Malfoy.
Hermione's jaw dropped, and Ron's followed suit.
Hermione had snapped out of her faint to see a very hansom Harry Potter, complete with three earrings, two necklaces, One of those necklaces look familiar… and a simple golden ring on his left ring finger. His hair was different, longer; and he no longer had glasses, but contacts that made his eyes slightly greener, and more brilliant looking, Or that could just be the effect of taking away those hideous rims… Also, Harry's scar was turned into a feature, with his short spiky black hair.
Harry leapt off of a still unconscious Malfoy, still screaming, "Oh MY GOD! WHERE AM I? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?"
"Um, Harry, you're at school, and you have just finished beating the BLOODY CRAP OUT OF MALFOY! WHY?" Hermione said. All of his irregularities hadn't clicked yet, so she was still treating him normally.
Harry turned around and smiled lopsidedly at her. A smile she had never seen before. "Ah, Finally, a face I know!" He proceeded to kiss her passionately until they were both blue; all the while Ron was acting like a puffer fish, getting redder and redder.
Harry turned around and said, "Hey Ron, stop staring and kiss your own girl. Snog Tasuki already. Where is she by the way?"
Harry just barely ducked the punch that Ron threw, a good credit to his training with Tasuki.
"Are you Okay Ron? Anything bugging you? You don't look too well." Harry said, a concerned look on his face that Ron took for patronization.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!?!!! WHO IS TASUKI? WHY ARE YOU KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND? On a calmer note, is Tasuki pretty?" Ron just barely managed his head out of the way of Hermione's fist.
Draco's heavy, belabored breathing stopped. "Do you think we should take him to the cemetery or the hospital wing?" Harry asked, jokingly.
Ron said, "Are you crazy? We would get expelled, you're probably already expelled."
Harry said, "Oh fine. I'll fix it. Before it becomes permanent." He proceeded to lick Draco Malfoy. He started to peel back Draco's robes, to get all of the wounds. (There sure is a lot of damage here. I wonder how he got so… Maybe I shouldn't ask. Actually, I'll just ask when I finish healing him.)
Ron and Hermione didn't notice that everywhere Harry licked, Malfoy was healed. They didn't know quite what to think.
"Um… Well, I guess I don't have to worry about you stealing Hermione any more." Ron said.
"And that's what he does after KISSING ME!!!!?!!!!" Hermione's eye created a twitch.
Ron noticed the twitch, and said to Hermione, "You might want to get that fixed." Then Ron noticed that Harry was taking off Malfoy's robes, "HARRY! LEAVE THE GUY A LITTLE DECENCY! I KNOW WE BOTH HATE HIM, BUT…"
Harry finally noticed what he looked like, and what Hermione's eye was doing. He went over and licked it and it stopped twitching.
"I would have thought that would twitch more, Hermione." Ron said, thinking that Harry was acting really strangely…
"It's FIXED, Yeah!" Hermione said happily, purposely ignoring some aspects of Harry's behavior for the time being.
Harry blinked, and said as he walked back to finish healing the rest of Malfoy, "Okay, fill me in, why are we at Hogwarts?"
"Would you STOP THAT! Let's get him to the Hospital Wing already! Sheesh! Would you like him to wake up now? AND STOP LICKING HIM! Geez what a way to announce that you're gay..."
"I AM NOT GAY! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WHICH YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW, I AM HEALING HIM! And what is this about we are already in school, because we can't be, we haven't even got out letters yet!"
"Barking Mad, this one." Ron said and muttered something along the lines of 'out of all the people I choose to make friends, I choose one who's always trying to be murdered, and now who's, on the spur of the moment, gay!'
"I am NOT GAY! If you'll notice, HE'S BREATHING NOW! Does either of you two know the spell to make a stretcher?" He said without thinking much, as he was still embarrassed that they had thought that he…here…
They both looked at him funny. With the knowledge transfer, Hermione had just told him how.
^Do you think something happened to him?^
*Do you think its him at ALL?*
^We should take him to Lupin^
*No, lets separate these two lovebirds first, they are making me sick!*
"Are you guys going to answer me, or are you just going to keep growling?" Harry asked and straightened up. Draco was back to breathing normally, but still needed to go to the hospital wing. (Maybe it's internal bleeding or something that I can't reach.)
"That proves it! He probably doesn't even know anything about the Chamber of Secrets." Hermione said this to provoke a normal response out of Harry. If he was the REAL Harry, he would defend himself immediately.
"Of course I do! I killed the Basilisk and found out that I was a true Gryffindor."
"Is there anything else?" Ron said, hesitant to tie up a friend, but worried that the person in front of him was a death eater. If he doesn't mention anything, then I'm-
"Of course, I saved Ginny."
Do you want me to do it?
Don't bother, Hermione replied. "Petificus Totalus"
Harry dodged it, his body thinking it was one of Tasuki's slaps again, but then his mind really focused, and he dodged all 10 curses that Hermione and Ron suddenly threw at him.
"BLOODY HELL!" was the curse that came out of everyone's mouths.
"Maybe he IS Harry, you know, with the seeker reflexes." Hermione, let's shake his hand and then do wandless magic with the other one. That way he can't dodge it.
They started to walk towards Harry. "You stay right there!" Harry didn't want to be helpless, with hostile 'friends', and after an unexplained green flash.
"We'll leave our wands behind."
"HELL NO!" Harry said, remembering all of Tasuki's weapons.
Maybe he is Harry.
"How do I know YOU aren't death eater? I mean, almost anything you tell me could be a lie. Voldemort has almost complete access to my memories… Especially when she doesn't sleep with me…" Harry failed to notice exactly how wrongly Ron and Hermione took that statement. "DUMBLEDORE! That's how I'll know! I could go ask Dumbledore. And since he knows… Well never mind for now what he knows… But I'll believe him!"
Do you believe me now? Ron sent to Harry, wondering if the act of telepathy would convince him. I am Ronald Weasley. Actually, that sounds like Percy. DO NOT CALL ME RONALD! IT'S RON! Ron jokingly mind shouted.
Hey Ron, I think you might have hurt his head just a bit…Harry was flat on the ground in a dead faint.
^Opps. Too bad it's just Harry that knows that spell…^
*Wait a minute! I'm sooo STUPID! I'll just do the mind meld thingy! Hermione had explained Star Trek to Ron over the summer. He even watched the first 8 movies.
^Hey, that's a good idea! But how does he know that your not lying still?^
*No lies… truth spell… truth potion… Wait, one of the truth potions need griffin hairs!*
^Oh! Stupid ME this time! Griffins are the one animal that you can't tell lies around! So if you transform into your anamigas form, then he'll have to believe you!^
*Now that we've got that settled out, I'll carry Harry into the school, and you can take Draco. Other people might come out soon and see us. Maybe we should try to keep our voices down too.*
^Sounds like a good plan! But how about we make sure that Harry can't get away if he wakes up before we're safely inside… If you hex him, please. I think your spells got closer to him, and I've got a slightly bad feeling about cursing him…^
*No problem* "Petrificus Totalus" a bright purple bolt flashed over to where Harry lay, still unconscious on the ground. Then for some reason, both Harry's and Hermione's necks lit up into a brown color, connected by something. The brown barrier bounced the spell off of Harry, and aimed it at Hermione. Hermione had turned to check if the coast was clear still when her brown barrier aimed the purple bolt at Ron. Ron fell, on to the ground, and made a strange grunting noise, as his jaws were now incapable of motion, with Hermione oblivious to the fact that a major shield charm had just locked up all of Ron's muscles.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME!" Yelled the now conscious Harry. He woke up at the sound of a charm activating very close to his ears.
"Oh, Harry's awake Ron. It looks like your spell didn't…" Hermione turned back around to find that Ron was on the ground and Harry was standing in attack posture with his wand forward.
"Work. Well hello Harry!" She said brightly, hoping this Harry didn't know one tenth of the harmful spells that Harry Potter knew now. "We aren't Death Eaters we promise, and I think we'd better get them inside now. Hmm, how about a temporary truce, until we can trade solid proof, unobserved by the multitude of students that will be arriving any second now. How about a promise to not use our wands, no… how about we trade wands then. We can't really attack with each others wands, as you know." She kept her knowledge of wandless magic to herself. An extra edge never hurts…
"Okay. Draco really doesn't look to good, I don't want to be charged for murder." Harry said flashing a smile, unlike the ones Hermione was used to.
Hermione replied, uneasily joking, "And I don't want to be charged for an accomplice for murder. One the count of three we trade wands?"
Harry finally got an idea round his head. "Wait a minute, let's keep our wands. Pull up your sleeves, if you don't have a Dark Mark I'll believe you."
Hermione looked gob smacked for not thinking of this sooner. "Okay."
They both did, and felt like idiots seeing they both weren't Death Eaters. Harry looked at Ron worriedly. "We should probably get them inside before we revive them, to be as quick as possible." Harry then thought, Well, if Tasuki could put me over her shoulder like I'm nothing, then I can certainly lift both of them. Good thing Tasuki had me lift weights in our training. I don't think I could have managed 300 lbs last year.
Ron's eyes looked very confused at these thoughts. His face might have too, if he hadn't been cursed with the full body bind.
Hermione's mouth dropped when she saw Harry sling Ron and Draco over his shoulders and walk valiantly off. She tried not to drool. For some reason she liked this version of Harry much better than the other one. Unfortunately, she didn't think to shield any of these lovely thoughts from Ron.
The only thing that prevented Ron's mouth from puking was the fact that it was jinxed. That and puke would probably taste very bad. Probably even worse than slugs...
Harry turned his head and laughed as he teased Hermione, "Do I have to carry you too? I don't have three arms, but you could try piggy-back."
That startled Hermione. She woke up out of her reverie, blushed, and then she muttered something about Ron and no, and how Ron kissed better anyways.
Ron would have beamed if he could have. Love you!
To everyone's amazement, Harry said, "Sorry Ron I don't swing that way."
THAT WASN'T FOR YOU TO HEAR!!!! Wha?"Why, you say it to Tasuki all the time! I always hear you!" Harry looked astounded, since when has he not been able to here what people are sending to each other? It needed to be directly specifically shielded, for him to not hear other peoples mind links.
Well, since you can hear me, COULD YOU PLEASE PUT ME DOWN AND REMOVE THIS BLOODY CURSE! AND I DON'T KNOW ANY TASUKI'S HERE!!! SO STOP GETTING ME IN TROUBLE WITH ME GIRLFRIEND!!
Harry thought this over silently for a while. Don't know any…?
"Ron, we're almost to the hospital wing! Look, there's the door. And there's a student!" Harry said horrified, and tried to hide behind the bodies draped ever so inconspicuously over his shoulders, and a confused Hermione behind him.
It was Pansy Parkinson. What a nightmare. One good look at Draco's unconscious and still drooling form...
"OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU STUPID GRIFFINDORS DO TO HIM???!!!!!!" She shrieked, making everyone wince. Save, of course, Ron and Draco; the first was petrified and could and did only wince mentally, and the latter was STILL unconscious and drooling. Pansy, of course, was the one doing the continuous shrieking along the same line, so she didn't wince either.
"HUSH, we have sick patients in here who need their rest!" Madam Pomfrey hissed from the hospital wing. Then she spotted Harry, and the two on his shoulders. "WHAT DID YOU FOOLISH GRIFFINDORS DO TO HIM?!" She said, unknowingly almost repeating Pansy.
Harry, and Hermione suppressed a fit of laughter, but Ron was unable to. Unfortunately it sounded like he was having a heart attack.
Madam Pomfrey whipped out her wand, and quickly levitated both figures from Harry's shoulders to a bed nearby.
Hermione finally realized that it was probably time to counter the curse on Ron. So she did so.
This was when several things happened at once. Harry finally cursed Pansy into silence, because her shrieks were really getting on his nerves. Ron leapt off his bed to grab Harry's shirt, only because he couldn't reach his neck quite yet. Harry's shirt ripped down the back, making Ron and the shirt fall back to the bed, and he hit his head not so lightly on the headboard. He stayed there stunned for a minute. Also this gave Hermione a very nice view of Harry's chest, and the muscles he developed over the summer.
When she stopped being completely stunned by this amazing physic, she shouted in deep confustion, "HEY THAT'S MY NECKLACE!"
Ron looked up, seeing the two necklaces on Harry's neck, one being decidedly girly, and the other being just...odd...
Then all three of them turned their faces towards the same direction, feeling someone glaring holes in their sides. Madam Pomfrey's face looked like a volcano, ready to explode with explicatives at their completely unsafe behavior, in a hospital wing. (explicatives=cuss words ^-^)
They all ran on instinct. They didn't stop running until they got to Lupin's office. Harry followed them, not wanting to stay with a very angry magical doctor. He was still very shirtless! (o_O)
Hermione banged on the door, seeking refuge from the parade curious students behind them, mostly girls, all gawking and following the very sexy Harry Potter, WITHOUT A SHIRT! (^-^ Just imagine...)
When the lock clicked and the doorknob turned, Hermione gave a hard push to open the door quickly, knocking over Lupin in the process. She waited just barely long enough for Ron and Harry to get through the door, and then slammed it shut, keeping the stream of curious spectators from leaking into the office.
Remus looked up from his vantage on the ground, and then was hugged by Harry (Tasuki must have rubbed off on him ^-^) who was not the Harry he remembered from yesterday. Let's see, longer hair, jewelry… What happened with Salazar to make Harry look like this?
Everyone blinked, and Harry hauled Remus up, and Remus tried to look for a shirt for Harry to use, remembering and hearing the many girls that were outside his door.
"Who are you?"
"Well, I'm Harry Potter, and I believe I'm from a different… um, place. Wait, Star Trek used a good word for it… Alternate Universe! That was it!"
Hermione was the only one who completely understood this reference, so she explained to Ron and Remus, who probably had no specific contact with the relevant episodes, "Well, theoretically, there are many different versions of events, creating an infinite number of different realities, called alternate universes. It is theorized that everything that can happen, does happen. It's just very hard to get exactly what you want, since there are so many. I'm guessing that Salazar took Harry for a little ride between the realities.
"I one of the books I read in the chamber mentioned it sort of, but you'd have to have some background to understand it. Only one of each person can be in each universe. If one person goes to a alternate universe, in which the already inhabit, then I believe the one with the most inertia or momentum lands or stays there, and the other person gets bounced to the recently exited other world, which has a new small vacuum to fill."
Ron held up his hands and did the 'spirit fingers' thingy, "Wow! Hermione knows EVERYTHING!"
Hermione smacked him. "Stop making me into some stupid-smart stereotypical token know-it-all female."
Ron stopped dancing to ponder that for a minute and then said, "I'm not."
Harry cleared his throat, "Okay people, back to me now!"
Everyone gave him funny looks.
"What! I've always wanted to say that! Ever since Tasuki said it…"
"Oh yes! That reminds me. One, who is Tasuki? Two, why are you wearing my locket? Three why do you look all… Weird?" Hermione asked.
"Tasuki's the kind of person that would drive a convertible car in the middle of the night, with the top down and the heater on. I'm wearing because you gave it to me. And I don't look weird. It's everyone else who's weird. Except you Hermione. You haven't changed."
"Oh, gee, thanks."
"Unless you don't wear boxers in this world."
Hermione blushed. "Still same," she said in a small voice.
"How would you know?"
"Never mind."
"And Hermione, I would like an explanation of why a shield connecting you and 'Harry' cursed me!"
"Um, well, I didn't mean for to do that." Hermione replied.
"Well... you gave it to me... In the other universe... Do you remember saying that the locket you gave me brings luck," Hermione nodded at Harry.
"Well, I'm thinking that the combined forces of both lockets together made the luck into a real, strong spell. And it just happened that the spell rebounded and hit you." Hermione turned apologetically to face Ron for the last sentence.
Harry looked around. "Something's missing…"
The others swiveled their heads around with Harry. "Oh yeah… No ones kissed in 5 whole minutes!" The others gave Harry another weird look.
"You guys sure give people the weird look a lot. Tasuki just likes kissing a lot. And Talim. And Max. And me. And Hermione, come to think of it. And Ron, is it true that in this world you've kissed a lot of girls too?"
"No comment." Ron glanced fugitively at Hermione.
"Oh, that means you have, but you don't want Hermione to slap you, right?"
"Yup."
"Well that's just not right." Hermione kissed him, not wanting to be outdone by these other people.
"Ah, that's more like it."
Remus, "Your very strange Harry."
Harry remembered the look Remus gave Fenix when he first laid eyes on her and started laughing.
Remus realized something, "Harry, can you see okay? And stop laughing at me! Share the joke!"
Harry said through laughter, "Y-Yo shou-should have seen- the –look on-you-your face when you first- sa-saw HER! Oh and I can see fine, Tasuki gave me contacts."
Remus thought that Harry was very unenlightening. Contacts? Maybe magic glasses… Who knows what kids name spells nowadays…
Hermione stopped kissing Ron and ran over to Harry, randomly remembering the locket. She grabbed Harry's locket.
Ron snorted and accidentally projected, aggressive...
"HEY! I'm just comparing pictures here." Hermione replied slightly defensively.
"What?" Ron asked, no further enlightened.
"In the locket. They each have a picture. I just wanted to see how everyone looked. WHO are these people?"
Harry rolled his eyes, took off the locket, and started explaining. "This is Tasuki." He pointed to a tall redhead only an inch shorter than Ron, well muscled, and slightly dangerous looking, although none knew why, her eyes were in the picture brimming golden in happiness.
"Oh." Enlightenment struck Ron. "She's hot."
Hermione decked Ron.
And then she wanted him to hear the rest of the conversation so she said, "Enerviate."
Harry went wide eyes and thought, Oh SHIT she's aggressive. Help me Tasuki... Tasuki would never knock me out! Well not on purpose anyways...
Harry, went on explaining people before Hermione could take offense. "This is Fenix, the one Moony has a crush on." Harry dodged a smack from Remus. He was pointing to a short woman, with silver eyes, dark hair, and well muscled.
Remus just stared, then caught himself, and looked at his feet.
"This is Talim, and Max, he tried to kill me for awhile, and Talim she is his fiancée. She's an elf, and he's a vampire. They are really nice, when they don't want to kill you. I'm not quite sure if he's forgiven me yet." Harry pointed to a really pale guy, with fangs glinting in a dangerous way, though every girl seeing this would have to instantly like him. The girl had aqua hair, to her waist. She had tanned skin, and she was bouncing around in happiness, pointed ears catching everyone's eyes. Like her fiancée she was stunning.
"And I think you know everyone else. I'm hungry... What time is it?" Harry asked, sounding so much like Ron, everyone groaned.
"Well what are we going to about everyone, they are gonna notice that you aren't you, especially with the earring, hair, and glasses, not to mention the umm, personality differences." Remus said, pushing invisible glasses higher up on his nose, and wrinkling his face in a perfect impression of Madam Pince.
Harry laughed, "Umm, tell them nothing?" He suddenly put both hands up in a fighting position, and looked around as if waiting to get sumo-wrestled.
"Mad, Barking Mad this one." Ron commented to the air, as Harry realized there wasn't any Tasuki or Talim anymore, and put his arms down.
"This world bites." Harry said.
"Oh gee thanks!" Ron said mock offended.
"Why?" Hermonie.
"No random attacks from beautiful females in this world." Harry said remorsefully.
Ron projected to Hermonie, Not gonna ask...
Harry's stomach growled very loudly, reminding everyone that it was in fact, time to eat.
Ron opened the door, only to close it VERY quickly again, (Keeper Reflexes).
Ron asked Remus pleadingly, "Please say you have an extra shirt for Harry!"
"No I don't," Ron screamed in fear of the girls outside.
Hermonie waved a shirt over her head, (NOT HER SHIRT!) "What do you think we have been taking Transfiguration for dolts!?"
Ron quickly forced Harry into the shirt ignoring his protests and the comment on how Harry now knew how Tasuki felt, and it really WAS undignified!
Remus herded them past the girls * cough* *fan girls* * cough * into the great hall.
Ron said, "I hope they haven't past the main course yet, we are arriving a little late."
This was said, as a new! Harry opened the great doors to the Great Hall and stepped through.
People gasped, a camera flashed, leaving Harry wondering why that that muggle menace was allowed to work in the Great Hogwarts School.
Dumbledore looked up, in shock. Another camera went off, Him looking shocked was a lifetime opportunity.
Dumbledore regained his composure.
Harry, forgetting which Dumbledore this was, sent all the news to him via telepathy.
Dumbledore nodded his head, and starting to eat again.
Harry stood on a table, unfortunately it was the Slytherin Table. Harry dodged a few spells, while saying, "Umm, if your – won-dering why I look different I decided to change my look. I am not a badly acting Death Eaters, note the Slytherins attacking me is proof." Some laughed, the Slytherins glared, still shooting curses discreetly.
"Further more, nothing else has changed, not memory, not umm, personality, nothing, no cause to be alarmed, none at all. Whatever you do don't panic! I am not under the influence of magic, or magic mushrooms." A few muggle borns laughed.
"That is all." Harry said leaping off the table, making Slytherins even madder, at not hitting him. I've always wanted to say 'That is All' after a speech, Harry thought.
Over some chicken, and sandwiches, and potato salad Harry Hermonie and Ron shared some memories that would help Harry to blend in with this new world.
Harry sighed, This is gonna be a long visit.
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