When Ponder Met Harry Part 3

Dumbledore was listening calmly to mind boggling events concerning quantum mechanics and the manipulation of the space time continuum. He wasn't surprised by any of it, even the FTB, which stood for Fluffy Teddy Bear, as Ponder said in an embarrassed voice.

"Believe me Mr. Stibbons we have had stranger occurrences at Hogwarts than this."

Ponder was shocked that Dumbledore understood everything that had been told to him.

He was envious of the faculty and the students under Dumbledore since most he treated with respect and they admired him, or so Harry had told him. Plus, he was not know to yell.

Ron and Hermione walked up the corridor with the Bursar in tow. They saw a man with an iron tipped hat, a huge staff, and a bristly beard, who ran up to them and asked how long has it been since the Bursar had his dried frog pills.

"We don't know sir. How about we take you both to the headmaster?"

"I am the headmaster!," cried Ridcully in an outrage.

"Okay," Hermione calmly reasoned, "We shall take you to the other one."

"Alright."

The Librarian followed Madam Pince to the Headmaster's office.

Dumbledore looked mildly surprised at the appearance of an orangutan in his office.

"Was this a transfiguration accident?"

"No, Headmaster. Well, it was a magical accident however he happens to like this form. Oh and Albus don't call him the "m" word alright?"

Dumbledore smiled sweetly, "I wouldn't dream of it."

Ponder walked over to the Librarian. "When did you get here?"

"Ook."

Ponder nodded.

Ridcully, the Bursar, Hermione and Ron walked in.

Ridcully said, "And who're you?"

Dumbledore smiled and replied, "I am Headmaster here at Hogwarts."

"Hog what?"

"Hogwarts."

"So where is the Unseen University?"

"Perhaps it's hiding," Severus Snape entered the room with a sneer.

"That is not funny young man," Ridcully snapped.

"Quite the contrary, this man seems to have enjoyed your humor Severus," Albus pointed to the Bursar who was rolling around the ground laughing.

"He is mentally unstable."

"The only type of person which finds you funny," replied Ron under his breath.

"Fifty points from Gryffindor, Weasley."

Hermione rolled her eyes at Ron.