When Ponder Met Harry Part 4
"Archchancellor, where is the FTB?"
Ridcully looked at Stibbons. "I used it for archery practice."
"What in the name of heaven is a FTB?," Snape said loudly, still furious at the gag made previously at his sense of humor.
"I knew it! I knew you would do something like this! Honestly, you could have had us killed! It is very dangerous to take HEX apart!," Ponder shouted.
"Perhaps we should not have allowed HEX to be built in the first place!," Ridcully snapped.
"And what the devil is this HEX you people consistently blather on about!," Snape shouted now angry that he was being ignored.
"Ook."
"And why is there a monkey in this office!"
The Librarian grinned dangerously and proceeded to pick up Snape.
"I like some table with this cream, you can put it on the coffee," the Bursar said happily while staring at Harry.
"SILENCE. Please my dear ape release my potion's master, gently if you don't mind he has classes to teach tomorrow," Dumbledore said with a little smile.
The Librarian set him down.
"Ook?"
"On my desk in Unseen University."
"What did he say?" asked Hermione.
"Where the FTB was."
"Whenever something like this happens to us, usually that Rincewind chap is here. Where is he now?" the Bursar asked in his moment of random sanity.
"Last I saw of him, he was in Library."
Ridcully smiled and turned to Dumbledore.
"Do you by any chance have a crystal ball here?"
Rincewind looked at the crystal ball curiously. It had been making strange noises. As he peered in a sort of bug like deformed human shrieked "look into the beyond." He screamed in turn and would have ran into the closet had it not been for Ponder appearing next to her.
Five minutes later he had the FTB in hand and was heading down to the HEM building.
Seto Kaiba looked closer at the new duel monster cards. It appeared that they had just spoken. He definitely needed to go to bed, Mokuba warned him this sort of thing would happen if he worked to hard.
"Now where are we? And why are we in two dimension?" Ridcully asked.
THE END