Kitty: Wow. For the first day-and-a-half this was posted, it got 15 reviews! Yay! I've decided to screw the one-shot idea and continue this. It's way more popular than any of my other fics, which is surprising, since I only spent about five minutes of pure rage on this. (Somehow, I ended up in a SasuXSaku shrine, and it just got me completely pissed with this corny love quote hovering around the screen.) Anyway, I'll introduce Naruto into this chapter--
Naruto: Yeah! I get to be in this story, too!
Kitty: veiny-thing twitches Well duh. But don't expect to be in here too much.
Sasuke: tries to smirk, but is still in shock
Sakura: What's up with you, Sasuke?
Sasuke: dives under the rug Eeeep!
Sakura: …
Naruto: …
Sasuke: starts to giggle insanely
Kitty: … Well, until they can figure out what's wrong with Sasuke, you can read the next chapter!
Naruto: Whaddya mean "they"?!
Disclaimer: Use your future-predicting powers to foretell what I'm going to say.
The next day at the Ninja Academy, Sasuke was still trying to recover from the previous night's erm… incident. He was twitching lightly, and every few minutes, he would emit a noise similar to a spitting cat. ((Not a hissing cat, but a spitting cat. A very scary noise indeed…)) After a few minutes of sitting in the teacher-less classroom trying to act like his cool, oh-so-sexy self ((giggles I just had to put that. He's just so darn cute!)), the door practically swung off its hinges as Naruto made his grand entrance. Sasuke rolled his eyes, only to emit a cat-spitting noise soon after. This caught Naruto's attention, and within a second and a half, he was standing on Sasuke's section of the desk-table-thing in front of him.
"Ahaha! What the hell was that, you idiot?!" he yelled, referring to the cat-spitting noise. Sasuke glared up at him, twitching involuntarily.
"I had a rough night last night," he said, his voice cracking a little. "Get out of my face, retard." Naruto scowled.
"What happened?" Naruto demanded. Sasuke looked away.
"None of your business," Sasuke grunted. "Why should I tell you, anyway? It's not like you'll c--" He cut himself off. Naruto liked Sakura; a lot, in fact, right? Why not make him jealous? It wasn't his style, but he was extra-pissed since the twitching wouldn't let him sleep last night.
"What?" Naruto asked, looking around for Sasuke's distraction.
"It's nothing," Sasuke said. Just then, Sakura walked in with Lee at her heels. Trying his best not to burst out laughing and twitching, he put a mock-friendly arm around Naruto. ((Way out of character, I know. I couldn't think of any other way to do this, though…)) Naruto stiffened, making an odd sort of grunting noise. "Don't you ever wonder what she would look like naked?" He jerked his head toward Sakura. ((He sounds like a sleazy used-car salesman! lol))
"Well duh," Naruto whispered. "Why, do you?" He was beginning to get very suspicious.
"Nah, I've already seen it," Sasuke replied with an intense shudder. Naruto's eyes widened. Was this what he meant by a 'rough night'? Did he and Sakura hit the sheets?! He had to make sure.
"Huh?! Whaddya mean?!" he asked, burning with jealousy. Sasuke's arm was quickly removed from around Naruto to avoid being bitten off. Sasuke sighed, but then he was hit by another cat-spit-attack.
"You sure you wanna hear it?" Sasuke asked, trying really hard not to loose it. Naruto nodded violently and gulped. As much as he was going to hate what he was going to hear, he wanted to know. "Well, last night I was taking a walk," Sasuke started, twitching.
"Uh-huh…" Naruto could only imagine the ways those two could have met up. In his mind, a chibi image of Sakura in a hooker outfit formed. She was standing on a street corner, and a handwritten sign next to her read 'Senior Day! 50% off 65!' He shuddered as a chibi Sasuke sidled up next to her, then she began to sweet-talk him. This daydream was interrupted by Sasuke snapping his fingers in front of Naruto's face.
"Are you even listening?" he snapped. "Anyway, I thought someone was having a party without me, so I went to look into the window." The chibis from Naruto's previous daydream were acting this out in his mind. "When I got to the window, I looked in to see Sakura. She was dancing around her room naked." With this, Sasuke fell to the ground, twitching and spitting. Again, he thought about screaming, but his breath hitched and he sobbed dryly again.
All the while, Naruto sat on top of Sasuke's desk, dazed, as his mind-chibis did their stuff. Sakura's chibi bore a striking resemblance to his own Sexy no Jutsu girl, only with pink hair and whiskerless. Sasuke fought to stand back up, and he added the last part, all the while trying to maintain his cries of fear and/or mental pain.
"And Y'know…" he said. "She doesn't wear a really tight bra like we all expected. She's flatter than the desk your sitting on." Naruto almost fell off the desk, laughing as his curvy chibi vanished and was replaced by something similar to what he saw in the front of the classroom.
'It's like comparing Barbie to Kelly,' Naruto thought as he watched Sasuke go limp as a certain pink-haired figure climbed up the stairs of the desk-thing.
"What's wrong with Sasuke?" she asked Naruto, who began laughing, and soon was joining Sasuke in being limp on the floor.
Kitty: Okay, there's chapter 2. Not much of a storyline, but I had fun writing the dialogue.
Sasuke: twitching and giggling under the rug
Sakura: What's wrong with him?!
Naruto: R&R!
Naruto: Yeah! I get to be in this story, too!
Kitty: veiny-thing twitches Well duh. But don't expect to be in here too much.
Sasuke: tries to smirk, but is still in shock
Sakura: What's up with you, Sasuke?
Sasuke: dives under the rug Eeeep!
Sakura: …
Naruto: …
Sasuke: starts to giggle insanely
Kitty: … Well, until they can figure out what's wrong with Sasuke, you can read the next chapter!
Naruto: Whaddya mean "they"?!
Disclaimer: Use your future-predicting powers to foretell what I'm going to say.
The next day at the Ninja Academy, Sasuke was still trying to recover from the previous night's erm… incident. He was twitching lightly, and every few minutes, he would emit a noise similar to a spitting cat. ((Not a hissing cat, but a spitting cat. A very scary noise indeed…)) After a few minutes of sitting in the teacher-less classroom trying to act like his cool, oh-so-sexy self ((giggles I just had to put that. He's just so darn cute!)), the door practically swung off its hinges as Naruto made his grand entrance. Sasuke rolled his eyes, only to emit a cat-spitting noise soon after. This caught Naruto's attention, and within a second and a half, he was standing on Sasuke's section of the desk-table-thing in front of him.
"Ahaha! What the hell was that, you idiot?!" he yelled, referring to the cat-spitting noise. Sasuke glared up at him, twitching involuntarily.
"I had a rough night last night," he said, his voice cracking a little. "Get out of my face, retard." Naruto scowled.
"What happened?" Naruto demanded. Sasuke looked away.
"None of your business," Sasuke grunted. "Why should I tell you, anyway? It's not like you'll c--" He cut himself off. Naruto liked Sakura; a lot, in fact, right? Why not make him jealous? It wasn't his style, but he was extra-pissed since the twitching wouldn't let him sleep last night.
"What?" Naruto asked, looking around for Sasuke's distraction.
"It's nothing," Sasuke said. Just then, Sakura walked in with Lee at her heels. Trying his best not to burst out laughing and twitching, he put a mock-friendly arm around Naruto. ((Way out of character, I know. I couldn't think of any other way to do this, though…)) Naruto stiffened, making an odd sort of grunting noise. "Don't you ever wonder what she would look like naked?" He jerked his head toward Sakura. ((He sounds like a sleazy used-car salesman! lol))
"Well duh," Naruto whispered. "Why, do you?" He was beginning to get very suspicious.
"Nah, I've already seen it," Sasuke replied with an intense shudder. Naruto's eyes widened. Was this what he meant by a 'rough night'? Did he and Sakura hit the sheets?! He had to make sure.
"Huh?! Whaddya mean?!" he asked, burning with jealousy. Sasuke's arm was quickly removed from around Naruto to avoid being bitten off. Sasuke sighed, but then he was hit by another cat-spit-attack.
"You sure you wanna hear it?" Sasuke asked, trying really hard not to loose it. Naruto nodded violently and gulped. As much as he was going to hate what he was going to hear, he wanted to know. "Well, last night I was taking a walk," Sasuke started, twitching.
"Uh-huh…" Naruto could only imagine the ways those two could have met up. In his mind, a chibi image of Sakura in a hooker outfit formed. She was standing on a street corner, and a handwritten sign next to her read 'Senior Day! 50% off 65!' He shuddered as a chibi Sasuke sidled up next to her, then she began to sweet-talk him. This daydream was interrupted by Sasuke snapping his fingers in front of Naruto's face.
"Are you even listening?" he snapped. "Anyway, I thought someone was having a party without me, so I went to look into the window." The chibis from Naruto's previous daydream were acting this out in his mind. "When I got to the window, I looked in to see Sakura. She was dancing around her room naked." With this, Sasuke fell to the ground, twitching and spitting. Again, he thought about screaming, but his breath hitched and he sobbed dryly again.
All the while, Naruto sat on top of Sasuke's desk, dazed, as his mind-chibis did their stuff. Sakura's chibi bore a striking resemblance to his own Sexy no Jutsu girl, only with pink hair and whiskerless. Sasuke fought to stand back up, and he added the last part, all the while trying to maintain his cries of fear and/or mental pain.
"And Y'know…" he said. "She doesn't wear a really tight bra like we all expected. She's flatter than the desk your sitting on." Naruto almost fell off the desk, laughing as his curvy chibi vanished and was replaced by something similar to what he saw in the front of the classroom.
'It's like comparing Barbie to Kelly,' Naruto thought as he watched Sasuke go limp as a certain pink-haired figure climbed up the stairs of the desk-thing.
"What's wrong with Sasuke?" she asked Naruto, who began laughing, and soon was joining Sasuke in being limp on the floor.
Kitty: Okay, there's chapter 2. Not much of a storyline, but I had fun writing the dialogue.
Sasuke: twitching and giggling under the rug
Sakura: What's wrong with him?!
Naruto: R&R!