Hello fellow readers of here! I be Spotstar, your average authoress who just so happens to have a story...

"What's so interesting about that?" A voice said.

This ISN'T the story! So you don't have to care, do you, Tala?

Tala smirked, "I care because you have me in the story, and I'm here to get myself out of there!"

Well too bad.
Disclaimer: I DON'T own the Anime in which I am typing about, for, if I was, I'd be a very happy girl....I will now bow to Aoki Takao to created such a wonderful Anime. GOD BLESS YOU!!!

"HEEEELPP MEEE!!!!!!!!!!" A scream from a lady called in the middle of the night.

Takao covered his ears, "I DOn'T FRIKKIN CARE IF YOU'RE BEING ROBBED! JUST SHUT UP!!!"

The woman marched into Takao's room and whacked him in the head, "Well how RUDE!!!" The lady then marched out and continued her calling for help by being robbed.

"Maybe that's why mommy went away..."

On the other side of the room, Max was playing with Barbie dolls, "Oh my god! I can't believe Ken broke up with Barbie! Now who's going to try to kill me when I rip Barbie's head off?"

Rei sweatdropped, "Uh yeah, maybe you can ask Kai to kill you, I'm sure he'll accept."

"HUZZAH!!! DOES HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?! I need to rip her head off, :P"

On the other corner, Kenny lay there with his eyes open (well, we assume...) looking at the ceiling and well smiling....or grinning actually, yeah he was grinning. He was grinning and laughing like an isane, eye-less freak, in hsi dark little corner. He rocked back and forth while chanting, "Guns...explosions....are fun! HEHEHEHEHHEE!!!!"....with a dynamite in his mouth.

"HEHEHEHEEE!!! Then I will go to Australia and throw these bombs in some Koalas!!! HAHAHAHA!!! THEN IT WILL GO BOOM AND BOOM IS PRETTY!!!"

Everybody was staring at Kenny, but decided that was normal for Kenny ever since that "incident". Kai just laid there and rested. Complaining in silence because his stupid teammates are talking about stupid things that are so damn idiotic even he didn't know people could be that idiotic....

Max smiled with joy and took a gun out of under his pillow, "LOOK! IT'S SHINY!!"

"Max...where'd you get that?" The curious but calm, collected, and sometimes willing to scratch your eyes out, neko-jin asked.

"Oh, I found it inside a police car, I mean, who is stupid enough to leave a loaded gun in a car with a broken whildshield?!?! STUPID PEOPLE!!!" replied Max.

"And how did that windshield break?"

"It wasn't my fault!!! THE CAR WAS IN THE WAY!!!! I was just waving my arms one day and SMASH!!!! Dumb police people..."

Takao suddenly sat up looking at Rei and Max as if they were food,"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" he yelled.

"Shut up! You can have as much food as you want when we go to teh BEGA buffet tomorrow!!!" Kenny yelled, actually saying something that wasn't crazy, "Then I will make it go boom."

Max yawned and put the gun back under his pillow, not knowing it was sitll loaded. So he rested his on the pillow and-

BANG!!!!!
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"Welcome to the BEGA buffet! Where food is ALL YOU CAN EAT for every single person except those wearing trademarks hats with blue hair!!! How may I help you?" A lady said.

Takao frowned in disappointment, "But..."

"And we can't pay for you. Someone's suing Max because his gun shot somebody..."

Takao growled, "BUT I NEED BBQ DUCK!!"

Suddenly, an orange haired teen in a unique outfit jumped out screaming, "IF SOMEONE SAID BBQ DUCK I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THEM!!!"

"Hello...Brooklyn."

Kai hned, "This place doesn't serve birds. Hn."

"YEAH! Can you not read that sign?" Brooklyn pointed.

The sign read, "We do not serve cooked birds. If you so want them you should be ashamed and burn in hell for the rest of eternity! SO DAMN YOU!"

Rei asked, "What about raw? I'm ok with raw, hell, a bird that's still alive! Like that pretty dove on Brooklyn's shoulder, mm...dove..."

In less than 3 microseconds, a dark haired Chinese blader was kicked out of a buffet.

Max yelled, "Can we eat now? Please?!?!"

"Yeah, the many chefs are cooking it up right now. Hey look! Garland's doing the annual 'Pick a cow to eat and I'll kill it' event!" Brooklyn said.

Takao ran straight to Garland, "OH! OH! KILL THAT COW!! THAT ONE!!!"

"Ok."

KICK!!!

"MOOOO!!!" The cow yelled suddenly getting very angry and running out of the crate, chasing Garland out the buffet.

"BUT IT WORKED LAST TIME!!!!!"

Mystel reminded, "But last time you killed a duckling with your foot, and Brooklyn nearly chased you off a bridge."

"I hope he gets what he deserves, then." Brooklyn stated.

An announcer (Blader DJ/DJ Jazzman) stood on the stage, "And now, for your very special presentation, MINGMING!!!"

Mystel complained, "I have skills too, but everybody loves her because she sings better than me. I CAN DEFY GRAVITY!!!! WHAT'S BETTER?! THAT OR SOME STUPID NOISE?!"

A gasp went through the crowd of Mingming fans. Kenny growled too and took out a grenade.

With that, the masked blonde was chased out of the buffet, by many, many angry Mingming fans.

Mingming pouted, "Damn! Now who's going to listen to me?!?!"

Suddenly, Olivier came running from the kitchen, "Sorry to intterrupt your pouting, friends, but I sincerely regret the fact that the stove has just erupted in unpleasant flames."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" A redhead came running out in a very OOC manner, stopped, dropped, and rolled, he was on fire.

Everybody else fell down in laughter, and Kai couldn't help but to just crack a smirk.

"Fine. How'd you like going on fire?" Tala taunted, then lit Kai's back.

"....." Kai twitched. His back still burning.

Takao yelled, "HEY EVERYBODY! Let's roast marshmellows on Kai's back!!!"

"Hn." Kai said softly and walked into the washroom.
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Outside, the people that were chased out, or kicked out stood there peeking through the windows.

"I can't believe they kicked me out, how embarrassing." Rei muttered.

Garland growled, "Well I officially hate cows, I'll eat them if I have to!"

"Mmm. Cows taste good. So do pigs, and a lot fo other meat stuff," responded Rei happily.

Mystel peered in harder, "Hey, the kitchen's on fire."

"WHAT?! But Mr. Fluffy-kins is in there! ACK!" Garland yelled and ran back in.

"What's up with him?" Rei asked.

Mystel answered, "oh, a certain special thing of his..."

"Hi." A finger tapped the two boy's shoulders.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mystel and Rei fainted of the shock.

Mariam frowned, "I can't go anywhere without idiots making attention." She stepped over them and left.
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Kai walked out of the washroom, and saw an abandoned puppy in the kitchen.

What is that animal doing in there? People have no respect for dogs....

Kai grabbed the puppy and walked out of the kitchen. As quick as the speed of lgiht, Garland ran into the kitchen.

"WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?!" He panicked, searched everyone, but coughed of the smoke inhalation.

He quickly grabbed what he found, a brown book, "AH! MR. FLUFFY-KINS!! let me NEVER leave you alone again! MY BROWN BOOK!!"

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The wind blew harder. The fainted ones awoke to see them abandoned there, because the buffet read 'closed'. They, however saw a police car behind the buffet and heard a lot of sirens. They could hear faint screams and maniacal laughter. They also noticed their wallets were empty and assume each other stole it, however, if was just a hobo pickpocketer.

"YOU STOLE MY MONEY!! Hey! EVEN MY Driver's License is gone!!!" Mystel accused.

Rei spat back, "ME?!?! I DID NOT! YOU DID! And since when did you know how to drive?!?!"

"Uhh, ehehe, forget I said that and I will try to find your money," chuckled Mystel nervously.

"Woooooooo..."

"What was that?" Rei said.

"Wooooooooo...I be's a ghooooost."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! A GHOST!!!!" They both jumped and grabbed each other, scared out of their pants!

.....literally....

"HAHAHAHA! Bunny underwear?!?! HAHAHA!!!"

"Wooooo....this ghost is still here....."

"Uh, Rei, why'd you grab me?"

"Well why'd you grab me?!?!"

"AHHHH!!!!!" They both yelled, let go and ran the other direction.

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Meanwhile, Maxie and Takao were seperated from the others.

"It's all dark, Takao! Darkness is very scary." Max said.

Takao twitched, "It would've been better if I was to be able to eat at that damned buffet. I hate BEGA!"

They suddenly ran into Garland.

"AAAHHHHH!! PERSON!!!!" And all of them ran opposite directions from each other.

Max exhaled slowly and then clamed down, "That was scary, a person holding a book. Must be EVIL!!!!"

Wait, a book? THE BOOK MUST'VE HAD EVIL SPELLS AND STUFFS! What if theyput a spell on MEEE?!?! Oh my god! I MUST DO SOMETHING BUT WHAT?!!!! Ahhhhh!!!

The young blonde started running into the wall countless times of panic.

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Tala walked around. Mystel was supposed to drive him home and now, broke, the cyber enchanced, the guy was stuck there.

Note to self: NEVER trust blondes.

Tala turned a corner and saw a couple of people. Kenny and Brooklyn. Kenny was threatening a bird with a knife and Brooklyn was screaming at him like crazy. Suddenly, all three of them heard a spooky voice.

"Hello! :3 I be's a ghost!"

"AHHHHHH!!! HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!" The three tried to run but they were paralysed!

"Hehe. Play with me!!!!"

"I don't have time for your stupid games. I'm leaving." Tala said.

"Not like you CAn leave! but I will let you go if you play with me! HEEHEE!!!" The ghost giggled.

Kenny frowned, "Like what? Hunting birds?"

"HEY!!" Brooklyn yelled, so wanting to move to strangle Kenny into pieces.

"No, silly!!! We play DRESS UP!!!"

"DRESS UP!!!" All the boys yelled in unison.

"YEP! Here, wear this pretty dress Brookie!!!!" The ghost yelled and stuck a pink frilly dress on Brooklyn.

Brooklyn cried, "No! My sanity will leave me because of this! No! Sanity! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!!!"

"From the looks of it, it seems like they DID leave already." Kenny noticed.

"SANITY!!! I MUST CONFESS!!! I LOVE YOU!!! I'm sorry I lost you when battling Takao! I'M SO SORRY SANITY!!!!!"

"Ok...can we please move on?"

The ghost frowned, "Yeah, Tala, you get to wear one of my favourites! A HILARY SKIRT!!!!"

"AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And thus, ends my first chapter of....
"The Girly Stalker"
"You PUT me in a HILARY skirt?!?!" Tala yelled.

Is it so wrong?
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