Kitty: tired, despite the hundreds of grams sugar still flowing through her system Urg… Y'know, I only got about three hours' sleep last night. And my throat hurts like a bitch. So I don't know how this chapter will turn out. It'll probably be worse than the last chapter. (Which happened to be written at about 11:30 last night. And you know how one's brain works when they're almost asleep.
Sakura: O.O the face Kaoru makes whenever Megumi comes within 50 feet of Kenshin
Kitty: Don't make that O.O face at me, Pinky!
Sakura: O.O
Kitty: growls starts screaming incoherently at Sakura
Sakura: screams incoherently back
Naruto: Meeee-ooowww! Cat fight! C'mon, Sasuke! Let's watch! Maybe we'll get lucky!
Sasuke: Zzzzzzz….
Naruto: Sasuke? pokes him with a stick from nowhere
Sasuke: grabs the stick without opening his eyes, then snaps it in half Zzzzzzz…
Naruto: O.O
Kitty: has won the cat fight Just read the next chapter. I'm just writing whatever comes to me. It's too early in the morning to have to think. Anyway, thank you to my loyal reviewers who have put up with my incoherent story (which ironically isn't really anti-SasuXSaku anymore). I'll try my best to increase the amount of anti-SasuXSaku-ness in this story. But, as you can clearly tell by the conversation above, I'm running on almost no energy. So sorry in advance if this chapter sucks.
Sakura: O.O still making Kaoru face Y-You really did it…! After all that talk that you were a good-girl, you really did it…!
Kitty: Zzzzzzz…
Sasuke: Zzzzzzz…
Naruto: What? What did they do?
Disclaimer: God, you're a pain if you think this is mine…
After Sasuke's first heart-shattering scream of this evening, he sat huddled in a ball in the corner of his room, his sheet wrapped tightly around himself. He emitted little whining noises as Sakura "seductively" dragged herself over to his corner. Not wanting to have to bear the pain of seeing one of his classmate's naked self, he smacked his hands over his eyes, which were shut tightly.
"S-Sakura…" he managed to mumble through the twitching that had consumed his body. "How d-did you get in here?"
"Oh Sasuke," she purred. He squeaked. "I have a key to your door. You didn't know?" He shook his head.
"Wh-Where'd you get a key to my door?" he asked in a feeble attempt to keep Sakura off him. She came and sat pretty close to him, then she fingered the edge of his sheet fondly.
"All the girls have them. Remember when you lost your key and you had to stay with Naruto until you got a new one?" ((Okay, that didn't really happen. But I needed some way for him to loose his house key.)) "That was way back when Ino and I were friends. We snuck the key out of your pocket that time when Ino tried to stick her hand down your pants." Sasuke's eye twitched. "Then we had copies made, and things just got out of hand from there." Sakura looked away guiltily, but Sasuke didn't see, because he was adding 'Change the lock on my door' to his mental things-to-do list.
Sasuke was snapped out of his thoughts by Sakura's hand coming down gently on his shoulder. She smiled at him, and he began to squirm. Enough so that he had dislodged himself from his corner, and was now scooting along the floor like a dog with an itchy butt. As soon as he reached his bed, he crawled helplessly up on it, wearing the sheet like a girl would wear a bath towel.
"That's a good boy," Sakura cooed as she walked over to the bed at a snail's pace. She was doing that on purpose, just to freak Sasuke out. (Okay, she thought she was seducing him, but she's not smart like that, is she?) Sasuke squeaked at she sat at the foot of the bed, toying with his silky white sheets. Sasuke, never having to ward off this intense a fangirl, had no idea how to get rid of the this pink-haired demon who was now pulling gently at the sheets that were wrapped around his trembling form.
Thinking quickly after Sakura had found his feet in the mountain of satin, Sasuke decided that being feeble and just sitting there squeaking was NOT helping. Sakura was slowly making an ascent up his left leg, drawing intricate patterns with her fingertips. A few seconds later, she had reached his knee, and, not knowing that he was extremely ticklish, began caressing the back of his knee. He squirmed at the touch, and then remember that it was SAKURA stroking the back of his knee, then forced down a warm wave of nausea.
He HAD to get Sakura off his bed and out of his room, or he feared they both would have an intimate meeting with his lunch. So he did what any (overly dramatic) person being tickled would do. Even though he was wrapped up tightly in the sheet, he began to thrash around violently, letting out a loud shriek every few seconds. Sakura immediately pulled her hand out from under the sheet, but was denied the time it took for her to rise to her feet to avoid being kicked by a rather wimpy and girly-acting Sasuke.
More by accident than on purpose, Sasuke nailed her in the head with one of his flying-kick type thrashes. He had meant to get her away from him, but he hadn't meant to knock her out. Sasuke, still shrieking and writhing on his bed, hadn't noticed the still-naked and limp form of Sakura fall to the floor, and continued his thrashing session until he felt it was safe to lower his defense. Having had his eyes squeezed tightly shut the whole time, he was slightly surprised to find Sakura laying limp on his floor.
He hopped lightly down from his bed, and over to Sakura. An egg-shaped mass was rising from her forehead. It was a pretty big target, after all. Sasuke prodded her gently with his foot, jumping back occasionally as if he were expecting her to leap up and start to tickle him again.
"Sakura…!" he murmured as he smacked her face lightly. What was he going to do now? There was a naked and unconscious girl laying on his floor, with a lump the size of Detroit on her almost-equally-as-large forehead. Sasuke had two choices:
1.) Throw her out his two-story window and blame it on the neighbors. Or…
2.) Call someone and ask for help with the pink-haired being who was currently drooling on his carpet.
About twenty seconds later…
"Umm, Naruto? Can you come over here for a little while? … I had a sort of… Umm… 'Accident,' if I can call it that. … Yes, Naruto. It's Sasuke. And I'm asking you to come help me with this. … YES, I'm asking for help. So can you get your ass down here and help me?! … Okay, I'll see you in a minute." Click. Sasuke hung up his phone, then went to wait for Naruto in his living room-area-place.
A few minutes later, Sasuke heard banging on his door, and, still wrapped in his sheet, answered the door. There stood Naruto, grinning from ear to ear.
"Hi Sasuke!" he all but yelled as he strolled into Sasuke's living room. "Nice sheet." Sasuke blushed as he realized he was still wrapped in his sheet. It was wrapped around his backside, and it gathered rather femininely in his hands, which were pressed to his chest. If Naruto hadn't known better, he would have thought Sasuke to be a girl.
"C'mon," Sasuke ordered.
"Fine; where're we going?" Naruto asked as he followed Sasuke into the bedroom. Then, when he saw Sakura lying naked on the floor, his eyes grew wide and he gasped. "Sasuke, what were you doing?" he asked with a suggestive tone. Even though he was entirely innocent, and Sakura should be the one to get that tone, Sasuke felt slightly embarrassed to talk about it.
"She came in here when I wasn't home!" Sasuke yelled. And she tried to seduce me by rubbing the back of my knee, but then I kicked her in the head!" Naruto looked confused.
"But why is she naked?" he asked, letting his eyes linger a little too long on her bare butt.
"How should I know?!" Sasuke snarled. "It was HER that came in here. I was just trying to go to sleep!" Sasuke looked over Sakura's limp form, then twitched. "We have to get her out of here," he said. Wasting no time, Naruto sprinted over to her and attempted to lift her into his arms bridal-style. Sasuke gave him a swift smack to he head.
"We have to DRESS her, you idiot! What do you think people will think if they see US carrying a girl throughout the streets of Konoha naked?" Naruto shrugged.
"I dunno…" he said truthfully. "I thought it MIGHT just be a little suspicious when her parents greeted us at the door and found her with us and naked. They might just THINK some certain things." Naruto received a lame look from Sasuke.
"No, REALLY?!" he asked sarcastically. Naruto nodded, thinking Sasuke was serious.
"And my rep's already bad enough around here, so I don't need 'rapist' added to the list of things people call me." Sasuke shook his head and sighed. They were going to have to dress Sakura.
Naruto: An almost-cliffie!
Sakura: O.O They really did it…!
Kitty: is almost awake So, there's the chapter. The next one will be about them having to dress Sakura and take her home, and all that. takes a drink of Mountain Dew bounces up and down Okay, that's better! I'm awake! Now, I have something to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Zzzz-- What? Oh right. It's my birthday. Yay for me.
Sakura: PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE, I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shoves a gift into Sasuke's hands
Sasuke: opens the present Oh wow, Sakura…! You got me a… thong…!
Sakura: OOH!!!!!! I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go put it on!
Sasuke: Eh… O.O'
Naruto: O.O' Eww… goes off to throw up somewhere
Kitty: O.O' As much as I like Sasuke, that's just GROSS. Anyway, Sasuke, I got you a can of Axe! pulls out a can of Axe and sprays Sasuke with it
Sasuke: twitch sniff At least I smell good…!
Naruto: has returned from throwing up REVIEW!!!!! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME FROM JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE TO ESCAPE THESE AWFUL AUTHOR'S NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: O.O the face Kaoru makes whenever Megumi comes within 50 feet of Kenshin
Kitty: Don't make that O.O face at me, Pinky!
Sakura: O.O
Kitty: growls starts screaming incoherently at Sakura
Sakura: screams incoherently back
Naruto: Meeee-ooowww! Cat fight! C'mon, Sasuke! Let's watch! Maybe we'll get lucky!
Sasuke: Zzzzzzz….
Naruto: Sasuke? pokes him with a stick from nowhere
Sasuke: grabs the stick without opening his eyes, then snaps it in half Zzzzzzz…
Naruto: O.O
Kitty: has won the cat fight Just read the next chapter. I'm just writing whatever comes to me. It's too early in the morning to have to think. Anyway, thank you to my loyal reviewers who have put up with my incoherent story (which ironically isn't really anti-SasuXSaku anymore). I'll try my best to increase the amount of anti-SasuXSaku-ness in this story. But, as you can clearly tell by the conversation above, I'm running on almost no energy. So sorry in advance if this chapter sucks.
Sakura: O.O still making Kaoru face Y-You really did it…! After all that talk that you were a good-girl, you really did it…!
Kitty: Zzzzzzz…
Sasuke: Zzzzzzz…
Naruto: What? What did they do?
Disclaimer: God, you're a pain if you think this is mine…
After Sasuke's first heart-shattering scream of this evening, he sat huddled in a ball in the corner of his room, his sheet wrapped tightly around himself. He emitted little whining noises as Sakura "seductively" dragged herself over to his corner. Not wanting to have to bear the pain of seeing one of his classmate's naked self, he smacked his hands over his eyes, which were shut tightly.
"S-Sakura…" he managed to mumble through the twitching that had consumed his body. "How d-did you get in here?"
"Oh Sasuke," she purred. He squeaked. "I have a key to your door. You didn't know?" He shook his head.
"Wh-Where'd you get a key to my door?" he asked in a feeble attempt to keep Sakura off him. She came and sat pretty close to him, then she fingered the edge of his sheet fondly.
"All the girls have them. Remember when you lost your key and you had to stay with Naruto until you got a new one?" ((Okay, that didn't really happen. But I needed some way for him to loose his house key.)) "That was way back when Ino and I were friends. We snuck the key out of your pocket that time when Ino tried to stick her hand down your pants." Sasuke's eye twitched. "Then we had copies made, and things just got out of hand from there." Sakura looked away guiltily, but Sasuke didn't see, because he was adding 'Change the lock on my door' to his mental things-to-do list.
Sasuke was snapped out of his thoughts by Sakura's hand coming down gently on his shoulder. She smiled at him, and he began to squirm. Enough so that he had dislodged himself from his corner, and was now scooting along the floor like a dog with an itchy butt. As soon as he reached his bed, he crawled helplessly up on it, wearing the sheet like a girl would wear a bath towel.
"That's a good boy," Sakura cooed as she walked over to the bed at a snail's pace. She was doing that on purpose, just to freak Sasuke out. (Okay, she thought she was seducing him, but she's not smart like that, is she?) Sasuke squeaked at she sat at the foot of the bed, toying with his silky white sheets. Sasuke, never having to ward off this intense a fangirl, had no idea how to get rid of the this pink-haired demon who was now pulling gently at the sheets that were wrapped around his trembling form.
Thinking quickly after Sakura had found his feet in the mountain of satin, Sasuke decided that being feeble and just sitting there squeaking was NOT helping. Sakura was slowly making an ascent up his left leg, drawing intricate patterns with her fingertips. A few seconds later, she had reached his knee, and, not knowing that he was extremely ticklish, began caressing the back of his knee. He squirmed at the touch, and then remember that it was SAKURA stroking the back of his knee, then forced down a warm wave of nausea.
He HAD to get Sakura off his bed and out of his room, or he feared they both would have an intimate meeting with his lunch. So he did what any (overly dramatic) person being tickled would do. Even though he was wrapped up tightly in the sheet, he began to thrash around violently, letting out a loud shriek every few seconds. Sakura immediately pulled her hand out from under the sheet, but was denied the time it took for her to rise to her feet to avoid being kicked by a rather wimpy and girly-acting Sasuke.
More by accident than on purpose, Sasuke nailed her in the head with one of his flying-kick type thrashes. He had meant to get her away from him, but he hadn't meant to knock her out. Sasuke, still shrieking and writhing on his bed, hadn't noticed the still-naked and limp form of Sakura fall to the floor, and continued his thrashing session until he felt it was safe to lower his defense. Having had his eyes squeezed tightly shut the whole time, he was slightly surprised to find Sakura laying limp on his floor.
He hopped lightly down from his bed, and over to Sakura. An egg-shaped mass was rising from her forehead. It was a pretty big target, after all. Sasuke prodded her gently with his foot, jumping back occasionally as if he were expecting her to leap up and start to tickle him again.
"Sakura…!" he murmured as he smacked her face lightly. What was he going to do now? There was a naked and unconscious girl laying on his floor, with a lump the size of Detroit on her almost-equally-as-large forehead. Sasuke had two choices:
1.) Throw her out his two-story window and blame it on the neighbors. Or…
2.) Call someone and ask for help with the pink-haired being who was currently drooling on his carpet.
About twenty seconds later…
"Umm, Naruto? Can you come over here for a little while? … I had a sort of… Umm… 'Accident,' if I can call it that. … Yes, Naruto. It's Sasuke. And I'm asking you to come help me with this. … YES, I'm asking for help. So can you get your ass down here and help me?! … Okay, I'll see you in a minute." Click. Sasuke hung up his phone, then went to wait for Naruto in his living room-area-place.
A few minutes later, Sasuke heard banging on his door, and, still wrapped in his sheet, answered the door. There stood Naruto, grinning from ear to ear.
"Hi Sasuke!" he all but yelled as he strolled into Sasuke's living room. "Nice sheet." Sasuke blushed as he realized he was still wrapped in his sheet. It was wrapped around his backside, and it gathered rather femininely in his hands, which were pressed to his chest. If Naruto hadn't known better, he would have thought Sasuke to be a girl.
"C'mon," Sasuke ordered.
"Fine; where're we going?" Naruto asked as he followed Sasuke into the bedroom. Then, when he saw Sakura lying naked on the floor, his eyes grew wide and he gasped. "Sasuke, what were you doing?" he asked with a suggestive tone. Even though he was entirely innocent, and Sakura should be the one to get that tone, Sasuke felt slightly embarrassed to talk about it.
"She came in here when I wasn't home!" Sasuke yelled. And she tried to seduce me by rubbing the back of my knee, but then I kicked her in the head!" Naruto looked confused.
"But why is she naked?" he asked, letting his eyes linger a little too long on her bare butt.
"How should I know?!" Sasuke snarled. "It was HER that came in here. I was just trying to go to sleep!" Sasuke looked over Sakura's limp form, then twitched. "We have to get her out of here," he said. Wasting no time, Naruto sprinted over to her and attempted to lift her into his arms bridal-style. Sasuke gave him a swift smack to he head.
"We have to DRESS her, you idiot! What do you think people will think if they see US carrying a girl throughout the streets of Konoha naked?" Naruto shrugged.
"I dunno…" he said truthfully. "I thought it MIGHT just be a little suspicious when her parents greeted us at the door and found her with us and naked. They might just THINK some certain things." Naruto received a lame look from Sasuke.
"No, REALLY?!" he asked sarcastically. Naruto nodded, thinking Sasuke was serious.
"And my rep's already bad enough around here, so I don't need 'rapist' added to the list of things people call me." Sasuke shook his head and sighed. They were going to have to dress Sakura.
Naruto: An almost-cliffie!
Sakura: O.O They really did it…!
Kitty: is almost awake So, there's the chapter. The next one will be about them having to dress Sakura and take her home, and all that. takes a drink of Mountain Dew bounces up and down Okay, that's better! I'm awake! Now, I have something to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Zzzz-- What? Oh right. It's my birthday. Yay for me.
Sakura: PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE, I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shoves a gift into Sasuke's hands
Sasuke: opens the present Oh wow, Sakura…! You got me a… thong…!
Sakura: OOH!!!!!! I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go put it on!
Sasuke: Eh… O.O'
Naruto: O.O' Eww… goes off to throw up somewhere
Kitty: O.O' As much as I like Sasuke, that's just GROSS. Anyway, Sasuke, I got you a can of Axe! pulls out a can of Axe and sprays Sasuke with it
Sasuke: twitch sniff At least I smell good…!
Naruto: has returned from throwing up REVIEW!!!!! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME FROM JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE TO ESCAPE THESE AWFUL AUTHOR'S NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!