Kitty: twitch How many frickin' times do I have to say it?! I DON'T HATE SAKURA!!!!!!!! I'm being spazzed at by people who have nothing to do but bother people who are trying to be a little different, and they can't even accuse me of something true! God, people… shakes head And can you complaining retards get this through your thick heads; the word 'you' has THREE letters. No one; not two; THREE. Let me spell it for you if it's too much. Y-O-U. ahem Now that we've got that straightened out, here's an announcement for all the people who don't think I should burn in hell for being a regular person with different personal preferences than the thousands of mindless drones out there. (Eh… Sorry if I've offended any SasuXSaku fans by this. I'm just REALLY frustrated right now, and IT'S TOO FRICKIN' HOT!) Anyway, in this chapter of OMTTCHKS, they start to dress Sakura. (Woohoo…!) And Naruto tricks Sakura into thinking that he's Sasuke (in a scene from that oh-so-wonderful thing called 'daytime TV').
Disclaimer: If you think I magically own Naruto all of a sudden, think again. Or any other show I might have used quotes in this from.
"Sasuke, what's your problem?! You've been glaring at me like that the whole time, and for once, something isn't my fault!"
"Just shut up, Naruto! I can't even hear myself think!"
"Why the hell are you thinking?! We're looking for Sakura's clothes, not solving a Scooby Doo murder mystery! Stop spacing out and glaring at me! At least I'm focused!"
"Focused on what?! Sakura's ass?!"
"…"
"See?! I knew it! You were! I'm putting a sheet over her to keep you focused."
"…"
"…"
"Sasuke, look! I found 'em!" Naruto held up a ball of red and white clothes. Sasuke was slightly surprised to find that they weren't neatly folded. VERY un-Sakura-like. He yawned.
"Lemme see 'em, Naruto," he said right after he finished yawning. After all, it was late, and Sasuke hadn't slept very well lately for obvious reasons. Naruto chucked the ball at an unsuspecting Sasuke, and it hit him in the face. He growled slightly when Naruto stuck out his tongue, the scuffed over to Sakura, who was nestled under the sheet. Naruto found his way over to the sheet-covered girl as well, and the two boys sat Indian-style next to her.
"Well…" said Naruto, pulling at the sheet a little. Sasuke scowled.
"Well what?" Sasuke asked, annoyed. "We're gonna have to dress her now." Naruto looked to be in heaven when Sasuke pulled away the sheet, revealing a very naked Sakura with a large bump on her head. Sasuke's eye twitched, then he began to search through the pile of clothes in his lap. A few seconds later, he found his prize: PANTIES. Sasuke held them at arm's length, eyeing them warily. He REALLY didn't want to do this, and lucky for him, Naruto DID. He emitted a funny-sounding squawk, then ran off to the kitchen.
"I-I think we need some tea!" was the only thing he could think of saying as he dashed down the hall, unable to cope with having to put PANTIES on a girl's naked butt, much less SAKURA'S panties on HER naked butt.
Naruto shook his head, but then a wave of guilt crashed over him. He was taking advantage of a member of his team, and he was sure that if Sakura had to dress him, she would at least turn out the lights as to not expose him to her. After all, virtue was one of the things needed to become a good ninja (or at least that's what Iruka told him after he spray-painted obscene images all over the side of the school).
With a sigh, Naruto stood up and dimmed the lights just enough so he could see what he was doing without intruding on Sakura's privacy. Just as he was walking back over to Sakura, she moaned, and with some effort, sat up. Hearing Naruto's footsteps, she gasped.
"S-Sasuke…?" she whispered into the semi-darkness, having no clue the boy in the room wasn't her precious Sasuke, let alone Naruto. Naruto smirked, then had an idea.
"Don't turn around…" he whispered back, as to not let Sakura know it was him, and he continued to walk towards her. As soon as he came within a two feet of her, he sat down directly behind her. Then he lifted her hair and blew cold air onto the back of her neck. She whined, goose-bumps rising all over her back. Naruto smirked, then blew more air onto Sakura's neck.
"Tell me what to do…" she managed to whimper softly, completely thinking the boy behind her to be someone else. Naruto thought for a minute, then smirked.
"Cluck like a chicken…" From what he could see, Sakura was very confused. "It turns me on…" Sakura thought about it for a few seconds, then stuck her hands into her armpits like a child imitating a chicken, bobbed her head lightly a few times, then proceeded with the chicken noises. They came softly at first, but as the seconds passed, they became louder and more intense. Naruto, almost unable to retain his laughter, shoved a fist into his mouth, then used his other hand to roughly pinch his nose to prevent any snorting noises he might emit from reaching Sakura's ears.
As soon as he thought he had control over his lungs, he removed the fist from his mouth, and gingerly drew his finger up Sakura's spine, causing her to go into a fit of shivers.
"Take me, I'm yours," Sakura sighed, then, completely entranced by Naruto's behavior, allowed herself to fall back into Naruto's arms, all the while thinking it was Sasuke. Then, Sakura looked up into Naruto's face, and (seeing as it was very dark) she blinked out of her little trance. "Naruto?" she asked, her eyes no longer glazed over and dreamy. All the while, Naruto's head was doing all that thinking-a-hundred-thoughts-in-less-than-half-a-second thinking.
'Oh shit, she knows it's me! Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit! What am I gonna do?! Maybe I can explain it to her-- NO! That wouldn't work! She's gonna bite my head off! I can run away-- NO! Sasuke would think I did something! But I did do something, so he would be right! Ohshitohshitohsh-- I know! I'll knock her out! There we go! She'll think this was a dream or something! Yeah!'
Just as Sakura was about to draw a breath to scream, Naruto, remembering absolutely NOTHING about pressure points, leapt to his feet, then gave Sakura a swift boot to the head. He grimaced at the new large lump forming right next to the old one on his unconscious teammate's head.
Just then, Sasuke walked into the room carrying a tray with two cups of tea upon it. Naruto lightly kicked Sakura's head under the bed, as to not let Sasuke see the new bump. Sasuke set the tray down on his bed and looked around the room.
"Naruto, why are the lights off?" he asked, looking down at Sakura. "And why is Sakura under my bed?" Naruto looked up at the ceiling.
"Oh, that? No reason," he said in a trying-to-be-innocent-but-failing-miserably voice. Sasuke scowled.
"Well, get her out. She needs her clothes on before we can take her home." Naruto nodded, then picked up the panties from their resting place on the floor. Sasuke eyed them warily once more, but this time, he was a safe distance from them. He waited for Naruto to put them on her, but he didn't. For some strange reason only he could understand, Sasuke began to panic. "What? What's wrong?" he asked frantically after a few more seconds of waiting in suspense. Naruto began to study the panties from a number of different angles before speaking.
"Umm… Where's the front?" Sasuke fell over anime-style.
Kitty: I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry! I know that I said they would be dressing Sakura at the end of the last chapter, but I've had NO time to write! Along with being sick, then going on a vacation, I've been kinda busy. My brain doesn't respond when I try to think stuff up for this story, so I'll only be able to post once in a while now…
P.S. Be sure to read my profile to see how AFO went for me! cheesy grin
Disclaimer: If you think I magically own Naruto all of a sudden, think again. Or any other show I might have used quotes in this from.
"Sasuke, what's your problem?! You've been glaring at me like that the whole time, and for once, something isn't my fault!"
"Just shut up, Naruto! I can't even hear myself think!"
"Why the hell are you thinking?! We're looking for Sakura's clothes, not solving a Scooby Doo murder mystery! Stop spacing out and glaring at me! At least I'm focused!"
"Focused on what?! Sakura's ass?!"
"…"
"See?! I knew it! You were! I'm putting a sheet over her to keep you focused."
"…"
"…"
"Sasuke, look! I found 'em!" Naruto held up a ball of red and white clothes. Sasuke was slightly surprised to find that they weren't neatly folded. VERY un-Sakura-like. He yawned.
"Lemme see 'em, Naruto," he said right after he finished yawning. After all, it was late, and Sasuke hadn't slept very well lately for obvious reasons. Naruto chucked the ball at an unsuspecting Sasuke, and it hit him in the face. He growled slightly when Naruto stuck out his tongue, the scuffed over to Sakura, who was nestled under the sheet. Naruto found his way over to the sheet-covered girl as well, and the two boys sat Indian-style next to her.
"Well…" said Naruto, pulling at the sheet a little. Sasuke scowled.
"Well what?" Sasuke asked, annoyed. "We're gonna have to dress her now." Naruto looked to be in heaven when Sasuke pulled away the sheet, revealing a very naked Sakura with a large bump on her head. Sasuke's eye twitched, then he began to search through the pile of clothes in his lap. A few seconds later, he found his prize: PANTIES. Sasuke held them at arm's length, eyeing them warily. He REALLY didn't want to do this, and lucky for him, Naruto DID. He emitted a funny-sounding squawk, then ran off to the kitchen.
"I-I think we need some tea!" was the only thing he could think of saying as he dashed down the hall, unable to cope with having to put PANTIES on a girl's naked butt, much less SAKURA'S panties on HER naked butt.
Naruto shook his head, but then a wave of guilt crashed over him. He was taking advantage of a member of his team, and he was sure that if Sakura had to dress him, she would at least turn out the lights as to not expose him to her. After all, virtue was one of the things needed to become a good ninja (or at least that's what Iruka told him after he spray-painted obscene images all over the side of the school).
With a sigh, Naruto stood up and dimmed the lights just enough so he could see what he was doing without intruding on Sakura's privacy. Just as he was walking back over to Sakura, she moaned, and with some effort, sat up. Hearing Naruto's footsteps, she gasped.
"S-Sasuke…?" she whispered into the semi-darkness, having no clue the boy in the room wasn't her precious Sasuke, let alone Naruto. Naruto smirked, then had an idea.
"Don't turn around…" he whispered back, as to not let Sakura know it was him, and he continued to walk towards her. As soon as he came within a two feet of her, he sat down directly behind her. Then he lifted her hair and blew cold air onto the back of her neck. She whined, goose-bumps rising all over her back. Naruto smirked, then blew more air onto Sakura's neck.
"Tell me what to do…" she managed to whimper softly, completely thinking the boy behind her to be someone else. Naruto thought for a minute, then smirked.
"Cluck like a chicken…" From what he could see, Sakura was very confused. "It turns me on…" Sakura thought about it for a few seconds, then stuck her hands into her armpits like a child imitating a chicken, bobbed her head lightly a few times, then proceeded with the chicken noises. They came softly at first, but as the seconds passed, they became louder and more intense. Naruto, almost unable to retain his laughter, shoved a fist into his mouth, then used his other hand to roughly pinch his nose to prevent any snorting noises he might emit from reaching Sakura's ears.
As soon as he thought he had control over his lungs, he removed the fist from his mouth, and gingerly drew his finger up Sakura's spine, causing her to go into a fit of shivers.
"Take me, I'm yours," Sakura sighed, then, completely entranced by Naruto's behavior, allowed herself to fall back into Naruto's arms, all the while thinking it was Sasuke. Then, Sakura looked up into Naruto's face, and (seeing as it was very dark) she blinked out of her little trance. "Naruto?" she asked, her eyes no longer glazed over and dreamy. All the while, Naruto's head was doing all that thinking-a-hundred-thoughts-in-less-than-half-a-second thinking.
'Oh shit, she knows it's me! Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit! What am I gonna do?! Maybe I can explain it to her-- NO! That wouldn't work! She's gonna bite my head off! I can run away-- NO! Sasuke would think I did something! But I did do something, so he would be right! Ohshitohshitohsh-- I know! I'll knock her out! There we go! She'll think this was a dream or something! Yeah!'
Just as Sakura was about to draw a breath to scream, Naruto, remembering absolutely NOTHING about pressure points, leapt to his feet, then gave Sakura a swift boot to the head. He grimaced at the new large lump forming right next to the old one on his unconscious teammate's head.
Just then, Sasuke walked into the room carrying a tray with two cups of tea upon it. Naruto lightly kicked Sakura's head under the bed, as to not let Sasuke see the new bump. Sasuke set the tray down on his bed and looked around the room.
"Naruto, why are the lights off?" he asked, looking down at Sakura. "And why is Sakura under my bed?" Naruto looked up at the ceiling.
"Oh, that? No reason," he said in a trying-to-be-innocent-but-failing-miserably voice. Sasuke scowled.
"Well, get her out. She needs her clothes on before we can take her home." Naruto nodded, then picked up the panties from their resting place on the floor. Sasuke eyed them warily once more, but this time, he was a safe distance from them. He waited for Naruto to put them on her, but he didn't. For some strange reason only he could understand, Sasuke began to panic. "What? What's wrong?" he asked frantically after a few more seconds of waiting in suspense. Naruto began to study the panties from a number of different angles before speaking.
"Umm… Where's the front?" Sasuke fell over anime-style.
Kitty: I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry! I know that I said they would be dressing Sakura at the end of the last chapter, but I've had NO time to write! Along with being sick, then going on a vacation, I've been kinda busy. My brain doesn't respond when I try to think stuff up for this story, so I'll only be able to post once in a while now…
P.S. Be sure to read my profile to see how AFO went for me! cheesy grin