Kitty: Wow! OMTTCHKS has gotten over 100 reviews! I'm really surprised by that! If I had known this would have been so popular, I would have started writing it a long time ago! Anyway, the reviews you are sending are longer and filled with even more praise (except for the hateful few who still flame me now and again), and they make me want to continue this even more. (Even though I've got terrible writer's block…) And while I was rereading this whole story to see if anything was deathly wrong with it, I discovered something that was. In the first chapter (where this whole mess started), it said that Sakura was dancing around her room with nothing on. I fear I forgot to add that she had just gotten out of the shower and had left her towel to seek some form of clothing. I'm sorry if I confused anyone with this sudden burst of OOC-ness from Sakura.

Anyway, I'm really getting sick of the people who keep flaming me and complaining about how bad this is or something like that. Here's a message for all you oddities:

IT'S A FRICKIN' STORY, PEOPLE!!!!!! Not only that; it's a story about a story! The characters don't exist! It's not like I'm hurting their feelings! Anyway, all you idiots seem to act like all the characters are real and you're sticking up for them like a "good friend" would! Get over yourselves! It's not like they're magically going to come out of your computer and thank you for supporting their relationship after you flamed me! If you don't like this, don't read it! It's as simple as that!

Now that I've idiot-proofed this, you may read on with no more interruption from me.

Disclaimer: After seven chapters, I think you would've gotten through your heads the fact that Naruto doesn't belong to me. But then again, there are quite a few morons out there…

"Okay, uhh… Let's see now…" Sasuke held up the pair of pink panties between two fingers. If he could remember where he put his only pair of stainless-steel tongs, he would gladly retrieve them in order to avoid touching this… thing… that belonged to his teammate. After much reasoning with himself, he finally decided which side was the front. Lucky for him, the side he decided was the front, was actually the front.

Now holding the panties in both hands, he began to slide the panties on Sakura. By the time his hands had reached her knees, he became too fidgety and nervous. He REALLY didn't want to get his hands any closer to her lower regions than they already were. His face twitched a little as he tried to pull the panties up past her knees without touching her thighs.

"Hey, Naruto."

Naruto looked up from the panties' destination with a slight blush forming on his face.

"Y-yeah?" he asked. Sasuke forced a "friendly" smile.

"We all know how much you like Sakura."

Naruto's blush deepened.

"So… Would you like to do the honors?"

Naruto's face brightened.

"Really?"

Sasuke nodded, and Naruto snatched the panties away from him greedily. Then, he began to pull them up very slowly, as if he were savoring it. Sasuke's face twitched after he looked up at the clock on his nightstand, and the number changed for the third time since the panties had begun their ascent in Naruto's possession.

"Alright, Naruto!" he hissed, shooting a glare at the blonde. "You're taking too long!" With that, he grabbed the panties and yanked them the rest of the way up, giving Sakura a major wedgie. Sasuke huffed in exasperation. He was sure Naruto wouldn't want to fix that, and neither did he, so they just left it like that.

"Now what?" Naruto asked Sasuke, who had made himself busy digging through the pile of remaining clothing. Instead of answering verbally, he held up a tiny pink bra between two fingers. It looked more like an obscenely short shirt than a bra, as it lacked a twin pair of major components of a bra.

"Eh," was all that Sasuke could say before his eyes locked with Naruto's, the same thought running through both of their heads. "Does she…?"

"Nah." With that, Sasuke made his way swiftly over to the open window and lightly flicked the offending "lingerie" out into the night.

Kitty: I'M SORRY THAT WAS SO SHORT!!!!!!!!!! IT'S LATE AND I'M TIRED!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO SLEEP!!!!!!! (falls asleep)

Naruto: Uh-oh. Kitty-chan's getting cheap! Review so she'll write more about me!