Malik against the World
Malik vs. Chorus Class
IceAngelDarkMoon & GuardGirlKT
KT: And here are our thanks to our reviewers!! (Ice is here too… so don't go thinking she doesn't care)
Mokona M.: Thanks for being the first reviewer for this happy little fic! Yaoi makes the world go round…(maybe not.. but anyway!)
Nymphofdarkwater: who doesn't love Malik/Yami Malik! ;)
Naomi Chang: PLEASE don't kill Malik… we continued! Plus, we kind of need him for the story! *we grin, as Malik and his Yami scream somewhere in the background!*
Yugi_yamigal: Here's the next chappie! In all of its glorious splendor! Lol!
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"Tell me why we are in this lame class again." Yami Malik pouted to his hikari as they took their seats in the back of the chorus class.
"Because Isis made us, and there is no homework (which means there is more time to take over the world before bedtime)." Malik stated as the chorus teacher walked in followed by something that held a definite evil aura. Even Tea of all people could have sensed the evil in that being (and she did, pointing at it and saying 'that guy doesn't look friendly, we should befriend him.' At which point Yami took the incentive to pull Yugi away from that stupid thing, Tea.)
"Settle down class, I have someone to introduce you to, and something to introduce to you," Said the bald short chorus teacher. Pointing to the tall read haired evil thing next to him the chorus teacher said, "This is my new student teacher George Selmeyer. He will be with us for the next 8 weeks." George acted a little bashful for a moment at the attention but the act soon fell away like wrapped towel in front of the guy he really liked.
"Stand up!" Barked Darth Selmeyer. Everyone looking confused slowly stood up like the mindless zombies they really were, all except for Yami Malik. Malik poked his Yami in the shoulder not wanting to get in trouble so early in the day. "I said stand up, we can all stand here all day if feel like it" Darth Selmeyer threatened. Yami Malik of course was not fazed in the least and was actually enjoying sitting down if it meant the rest of the class suffered on his behalf.
"Now, I think is a good time to introduce you to 'The Device'," the chorus teacher held aloft a long stick with a clamp on the end. "We use it when guys sing too low or when they refuse to cooperate." He advanced towards Yami Malik who was still glaring defiantly at the teacher. The bald chorus teacher quickly clamped it where it would serve best (A.N. this only works for guys, is that a big enough hint?) At that moment Yami Malik was easily the highest soprano in the class, and was on his feet. Malik was trying not to laugh when Darth Selmeyer saw him having fun, which was not allowed. Darth Selmeyer immediately took the device from the Chorus teacher and used it on Malik, who joined his Yami above the staff. (Really high up in the vocal range for all you musically impaired people!)
"Don't you dare hurt my hikari, you bastard!!" Yami Malik squeaked through his own pain. Yami Yugi and Bakura quickly pulled their hikaris to them to protect them from what was sure to happen. "No one is allowed to touch my hikari there except me!" The entire class face faulted at that, most turning red at the extra information supplied. Yugi looked questioningly at his Yami who just blushed in a very unpharaoh like fashion. Tea commented on how that wasn't really a thing friends should be doing or saying. Malik himself had stopped singing and was now redder than any tomato on record.
"Alrighty then, all hail Buddha! Now let's get back to singing, O Danny Boy. George, you are dismissed to go work at the elementary school or something (first you should learn to play the piano and how to teach!). Malik and Marik (the teachers all think they're brothers at least until that comment) please see me after class. Shoot, I broke my Lenten sacrifice of smart-alec comments, damn. Now here's your pitch and girls begin." Stated an almost unruffled chorus teacher.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Class~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You do know this is all your fault Yami." Malik hissed as they waited in the Chorus teacher's office for the teacher after class. Yami Malik gave his hikari a shocked look and mouthed, 'Who me?'. Just then the short bald man entered the little room and gave an almost serious look to the boys in front of him.
"Now we all know a little more about what goes on at your house thanks to your comment in class today, but then that leaves some questions that should be asked. For instance, how are you two related? Why don't you start there?"
"O Ra, help me please." Malik whispered under his breath while he looked at his Yami for some back up to explain themselves.
"Well," Malik started when he realized his Yami was not going to help him out here. "You see I found this really shiny gold object from one of my father's digs and when I touched it he" Malik then pointed to his Yami, "popped out and we're not really sure where he's from or why he's here." Malik finished the last part really, really fast.
"Well he obviously was not meant to be a choral singer, unless he uses the device to sing first soprano." The fat bald man replied smart-alecly. "Damn another slip in my lent sacrifice. Oh well. Now I have no problem with you two and your, um relationship. But I do ask that you refrain from making out in my class. Your ahhs don't come out right when another person's tongue is in your way." Here he looked pointedly at the boys. Only Malik had the decency to blush at the comment.
"But we haven't made out in your class room." Malik finally got out.
"Yet." Yami Malik said loud enough for the bald man to hear.
"You two are dismissed to your next class." As the two boys were leaving they heard the teacher mutter to himself "I really love children, it's what I do I teach them! I do not kill them, must refrain from going after them. Must not attack in class." Then he just repeated that over and over like a mantra.
TBC
Ice: I hope you all enjoyed our new chapter. These events like we said before are unfortunately based on our school experience.
KT: Except for the hot Egyptian part… *sigh*
Ice: I was going to say that *pouts* but for any who are wondering, we did not make up 'The Device' that really exists in our chorus class. Ask the guys they'll tell you!
KT: Also… nobody in our class we know is actually gay… there are pervs like Jimebaugh… (Sorry we had to change the name to protect the stupid!)
Ice: And quite a few we suspect are still in the closet ;) And Jimebaugh is attracted to anything feminine that moves… and should be killed by many numerous band instruments. I'd rather be locked in a room with Tea than him, and that's saying a lot!!!!!!
KT: Enough of our own rants, read, review and all hail Buddha!
Ice: Our chorus teacher really does say that!!!!! Believe me!!!