Hermione strolled down the hall sluggishly taking in all the sights she hadn't noticed in her 5 years at Hogwarts. She was heading towards the great hall when a hand grabbed her mouth and dragged her into a room. Hermione tried to scream, but alas she had screamed too much earlier. The hand clamped over her mouth harder and pushed her against the wall.

"Hermione," It hissed "I feel I am strangely attracted to your boyish temper and the fact that you stand up for what you believe in and therefore I will continue to stalk you around until you finally give me what I want." The voice murmured in her ear sending chills down her spine. The person lifted his hand off of her mouth and stared into her eyes.

"Lucius Malfoy!" she gasped as realization dawned on her. "But. but. there was no evidence from any of the five books that you went to school during Harry's parents time!" she exclaimed.

"Yes.Well," he coughed and strode past her out of the door looking suspicious. Hermione looked at the door for a while before realizing she was due for a nice subtle conversation with Harry's father in which she would reveal nothing about the past whatsoever.

"Keep telling ureself' thet" Hagrid said as he stumbled past Hermione saying possibly the last thing he would ever say in this fanfic.

Hermione walked up to the great hall to make her dramatic entrance. "BANG" she opened the doors with a loud resounding thud. The entire student body turned their attention to her.

"Ahhh yes Ms. Ganger is joining us from an American school. I will kindly ask that you disregard the fact that she has no American accent whatsoever and instead embrace her." Dumbledore proclaimed enthusiastically, clapping his hands together.

Hermione walked over taking in all of the whispering and sat down next to Sirius. The group looked unperturbed at the fact the new girl was sitting with them. Lilly came bouncing over as she saw Hermione and stood next to her.

"Hermione you don't want to sit with theses boys, especially James here" she said pointedly glaring at him, as to ease sexual tension. The boys only then realized she was sitting next to them. They blinked, Hermione blinked. Hermione jumped up suddenly and ran over to the other end of the table, blushing all the while. The boys turned back around and started talking in hushed tones again, as if nothing had happened.

Hermione sat down next to a girl with short sandy brown hair and a face like a pug. She presumed she was one of Lilly's friends as the girl was sitting near where Lilly was sitting previously. She presumed wrong.

"Hi," Hermione exclaimed cheerily, turning to the girl, who in turn gave her an odd look. "I'm Hermione," she proclaimed sticking out her hand. The girl got up quickly and moved over to a different part of the table, alternating between giving Hermione weird looks and tripping over her own feet. Lilly walked over red in the face and sat down next to Hermione.

"That Potter is such a GIT, GIT, GIT!" she screamed getting weird glances from some third years at the Hufflepuff table. She looked over at James again glaring at his whispering form.

"Uh," Hermione started awkwardly "why don't you . er . introduce me to your friends."

Lilly turned around flustered and apologized to Hermione. She twisted her body and looked at the three girls sitting across from her and looked at them expectantly. They blushed and greeted Lilly. The stout one with red hair decided to talk to Hermione first.

"I'm Molly Weasley pleased to meet you," Molly said politely. Hermione looked startled for a second but calmed down, she had to stay impassive, so as to not change the future drastically.

"I can't believe I'm meeting Ron's mother!" Hermione said distantly. She looked around to see the group staring at her.

"Uh. did I say that out loud?" she asked worried. They nodded in union. "Damn it, third time this week". So much for keeping a low profile. 'Maybe I can take away their memories or-'. BANG, someone knocked her over sending her crashing to the floor, even though she was sitting. She looked up from the floor to see the last person she would ever want to see in her current position.

LUCIUS MALFOY! Well okay so it wasn't that big of a deal. But there he was standing over her body with one eyebrow raised so high it went into his hair.

"I . uh . like your shoes" she stated, her voice wavering.

"I would say the same for you, except you seem to not be wearing any," Lucius replied coolly pointing at her bare feet. Hermione looked at her feet, they were in fact bare. He looked like he was going to say something else but decided against it and knelt down.

"Stupid MUDBLOOD, tripping on her DIRTY feet," he screamed, looking over the various tables to the Slytherin table where most of his classmates were nodding their heads in approval. Hermione promptly burst into tears and watched Lu- Malfoy walk away. She sniffled and sat back in her seat. One of the girls, who looked oddly familiar, looked at Hermione and smiled.

"I'm Sarah Granger, pleased to meet you," she said and smiled. Hermione smiled back, and then did a double take.

"WHAT?!" she screamed rubbing her sore neck. Sarah's face darkened, she obviously didn't like repeating things. She told Hermione again.

"I heard you, you dolt!" she whispered fervently. "But, this is a parody of me going back in time, not me turning out to actually be a pure-blooded witch and/or the daughter of Voldemort!" she exclaimed. Sarah's expression turned to one of horror as she quickly got up.

"Terribly sorry dear, hope to see you soon" and with that she left the Great Hall to god-knows-where. Hermione looked down and slowly shook her head.

"Well that sure was interesting," Lilly said. "Shall I introduce you to the notorious Marauders?"

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