Me: Okay! We're here with Sango, the great taijiya!
Sango: Please, you flatter me too much!
Me: Nonsense!
Sango: Aren't I here for some interview? And what can I call you? What kind of questions are you gonna ask?
Me: Hold up! I ask the questions. You can call me The One. Yes, this is an interview, and you'll see what kind of questions are coming soon enough!
Sango: Hey, aren't you Amber? You are!
Amber: there goes my mysterious persona.
Sango: Sorry!
Amber : That's okay! First question: What's your honest opinion on Miroku?
Sango: What do you mean?
Amber: You know what I mean.
Sango: Well despite his hentai ways, he's pretty cute... hehe....
Amber: Aww! You're blushing!
Sango: Miroku's actually really caring and sweet...
Amber: I see, so why do you always slap him and attack him when he's acting his hentai self?
Sango: I'm ...well... I get jealous....
Amber: Ahh... I see. So what about Naraku?
Sango: HIM? MUST YOU BRING UP THAT DISGUSTING, FOUL,EVIL, OBNOXIOUS, ARROGENT, STUPID, HORRIFIC, BEAST?
Amber: Wow, that said all too much...
Sango: Uhh.. yeah...
Amber: Sakura?
Sango: Oh, well after Kagome destroyed our friendship by kissing Miroku, Sakura was there for me and became my best friend. She's the best!
Amber: Just what happened between you and Miroku?
Sango: You see, there was this spell Naraku put on him to make him go after Sakura to split up our circle of friends. But in the end we got married and now you have the sweetest girl, Mai.
Amber: Wow! I'm so happy for you!! Does she have the wind tunnel?
Sango: I heard that the wind tunnel only cursed boys, but strangly she got the wind tunnel too.
Amber: That is weird.... How old is she?
Sango: Two.
Amber: Such a wonderous age! What was her first word?
Sango: Kirira
Amber: Seriously?
Sango: Yep!
Amber: Well thanks for your time Sango!
Sango: No problem!