A/n: Hello! So sorry about the late update. I am buried with so much
homework. Ugh! If I'm not trying to update my fic I'm either doing
homework, away at school, or stranded on a deserted island
1,276,472,364,7826,578 miles away from human contact.
Disclaimer: Lalalala....I don't own Inu-chan and Co......Lalalalala......
Chapter Seven: Insults and Waterworks
Every time it was time for Kagome's break she would meet InuYasha. And every time she met InuYasha he would bug her and call her wench or bitch and got on Kagome's last nerves.
It was a week or so since she left home and she just came back from her break. Obviously she spent her break arguing with InuYasha.
"I can't believe InuYasha! He's such a jerk! Ugh! He's an ignorant, stuck up, dirty mouthed, rude, cute-Whoa! Where the hec did that come from? InuYasha is not-" She was interrupted by a loud shriek-
And it came from Sango.
Kagome began to get worried until she heard the word, 'hentai' she automatically knew it was just Sango and Miroku. She figured he probably groped her again. From afar she heard this:
"MIROKU YOU HENTAI!!!!"
SLAP
"I'm so sorry Lady Sango, my hands tend to wander and-"
"Wander my ass!"
"Why Sango dear, no need to use such language I just-"
"EEEK!"
SLAP
"Whoops, sorry. That was an accident,"
"UGH!"
STOMP STOMP STOMP
Kagome turned from her angry state and began to laugh. Then Sango walked up to her.
"What? What's so funny?"
"Nothing," she tried her best not laugh, "I swear on the brownie scout pledge," she stuck up three fingers and put one hand on her heart.
"YOUR SUPPOSE TO HOLD UP FOUR FINGERS, DAMMIT!"
Kagome blinked.
"WHAT?!?!"
"Gee Sango, what's wrong with you? You usually don't cuss," Kagome paused for a moment then grinned, "O~oh, I get it. Your trying to change for your dearest Miroku," Kagome giggled then burst out laughing.
Sango turned several shades of red. And you could swear you saw smoke come out of her ears.
"Kagome?"
"Yeah?"
"Run."
Kagome began running as fast as she could with Sango hot on her tail. Every five steps Kagome took she blew a taunt at Sango saying, 'There's no need to deny your love,' or 'You know you want him,' And every time Kagome said something like that Sango would speed up faster.
Kagome then bumped into someone and fell. She quickly got up, "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't look where I was going and-" then she realized it was InuYasha, "Oh, it's just you,"
"What's that suppose to mean, wench?!?!"
Kagome rolled her eyes and sighed in annoyance "Nothing,"
InuYasha gave her an evil glare, "Bitch,"
Kagome glared back, "Bastard,"
"Wench,"
"Jerk,"
"Ugly Cow,"
"Stubborn Jackass,"
"Look who's talking!"
"You are!"
Kagome and InuYasha continued giving each other evil glares and Miroku and Sango had to drag them apart.
Once Sango dragged Kagome so that InuYasha and Miroku were out of site, Sango let go of the wriggling, struggling girl and watched as she stood up and dusted herself of.
"You didn't really have to drag me over here, ya know!"
Sango had an apologetic look on her face, "Sorry," her expression then changed when she remembered what happened, "I can't believe you actually talked to Prince InuYasha like that!"
Kagome shrugged, "So what? He totally deserved it,"
Sango looked at Kagome, wide-eyed, "But, Kagome, He's PRINCE InuYasha! He could fire you for that! Or even worse, kill you!"
"Well, I suppose he could," Kagome thought about this for a second, "Nah, he couldn't fire me. But he could kill me," Kagome thought again for a few seconds, then grinned and shook her head a bit, "Nope, he couldn't if he wanted,"
Sango raised her eyebrow in curiosity, "Why not?"
"Oh, nothing," Kagome's footsteps and joyful whistling could be heard along the castle corridors.
"Kagome, wait!" Sango chased after her, "Why couldn't he fire you or kill you? And why are you so cheerful? What happened to the evil glares? HEY! WAAAIIIT!!!"
And with that, Sango chased after the raven-haired girl until she disappeared into the slight darkness of the corridor.
^_~
Miroku spun in InuYasha's Italian leather chair.
"So........" Miroku began.
"So?"
"So.........Do you like her?"
"Like who?"
"You know!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes, you do! You just keep saying that 'cause you can't admit you like her!"
"I don't know what your talking about!"
"Yes you do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT, DAMMIT!"
"Okay, Okay, Fine. You win! You don't know what I'm talking about,"
"Thank you," InuYasha nodded his head and smiled in accomplishment.
"Well," Miroku began, "I have some important documents to look at, people to meet, you know,"
"No, I don't know," said InuYasha in a sarcastic tone.
Miroku gave a little sigh and walked towards the door, the twisted the door knob, "Well, good-bye InuYasha," Miroku took a step outside of InuYasha's room then said, "Oh and by the way, you do know what I was talking about,"
After Miroku closed the door and ran for his life, expecting InuYasha to chase him.
"Ha Ha! You can't catch me!" said Miroku to who he thought was InuYasha.
Miroku then slowed down.
"InuYasha?"
He looked both ways thinking InuYasha was about to pop out and jump him.
"That's odd," Miroku ran a hand over his chin, "InuYasha would usually chase me then kill me," Miroku shrugged, "Oh, well,"
^_~
InuYasha spun around his Italian leather chair.
'Your right, Miroku,' he thought to himself, 'I do know what your talking about,'
InuYasha looked outside his window and saw Kagome there, on her break, smelling the flowers in the garden.
'Well,' he thought, 'Time to annoy the beauti-I mean bitch. Yeah, annoy the bitch,'
And with that, InuYasha was out the door.
^_~
"Hey wench,"
Kagome turned around and saw InuYasha, she was about to shoot a rude remark at him, but then she remembered what Sango said.
~*~*~Kagome's Flashback~*~*~
Sango finally caught up with Kagome and grabbed her shoulder, "Hey, you sure skip fast,"
"Thanks-I think."
"Right,' Sango moved on, "Anyways, I was going to tell you about your behavior towards Prince InuYasha,"
"Sango, haven't I already told you? I don't care what he does to me, if he could do anything to me,"
"No,no,not the. I know that guy pisses you off. So I know a perfect technique that will get on his last nerves,"
Kagome smiled, "Cool!" Kagome then suspicialy eyed Sango, "How did you learn this technique?"
"Well, there's this girl I know and she was in the same situation as you and she used the technique and it got on this guys last nerves! Plus, Prince InuYasha couldn't fire and/or kill you for doing this,"
Kagome's smile grew a mile, "Oh! You just have to tell me!"
"Well-"
~*~*~End Flashback~*~*~
InuYasha was waving a hand in Kagome's face, "Hello? Earth to Kagome!"
Kagome then realized where she was.
InuYasha eyed Kagome, "Wench?"
Kagome ignored InuYasha.
"Hello! Wench! Bitch!"
Kagome just continued picking flowers.
InuYasha sighed, "Kagome?"
Kagome just kept walking.
"Hey wench, I understand, your just to damn stupid to talk," InuYasha grinned, he knew Kagome couldn't ignore that.
Kagome turned red then kept reminding herself how pissed of she was going to get InuYasha, so she just ignored it.
InuYasha couldn't believe it. He wanted to get even so bad.
"Ugly Cow. Your such a wench and a bitch. Not only that but your ugly. No, uglier then ugly. As a matter of fact, ugly would be a compliment when it comes to you,"
Kagome just grinned and ignored everything.
"You know, I bet when you were born your mom cried her poor little eyes out at seeing the ugliness of you!" InuYasha was getting desperate, he needed more insults, "And I bet your dad slapped you because of your ugliness,"
"Y-you jerk,"
InuYasha smiled in the accomplishment of making Kagome talk, but then he noticed something. Kagome's voice was wobbly and when he looked up he saw that her eyes were Filled with tears.
"Y-You big ignorant jerk!" Kagome half shrieked half sobbed.
Kagome then ran into the castle. Leaving InuYasha completely clueless and guilty.
"What the hell did I do?" InuYasha asked himself.
~*~*~*~
Kagome dived into her bed, fortunately for her, Sango wasn't there. Kagome sobbed and sobbed into her pillow and made it wet.
"I can't believe that bastard," she whispered to herself quietly, "How dare he insult my father! He would never hit me! He would kill anyone who dare hit me! He was kind, and giving, and loving and-and-"
Kagome continued sobbing.
"Why did daddy have to die?"
Disclaimer: Lalalala....I don't own Inu-chan and Co......Lalalalala......
Chapter Seven: Insults and Waterworks
Every time it was time for Kagome's break she would meet InuYasha. And every time she met InuYasha he would bug her and call her wench or bitch and got on Kagome's last nerves.
It was a week or so since she left home and she just came back from her break. Obviously she spent her break arguing with InuYasha.
"I can't believe InuYasha! He's such a jerk! Ugh! He's an ignorant, stuck up, dirty mouthed, rude, cute-Whoa! Where the hec did that come from? InuYasha is not-" She was interrupted by a loud shriek-
And it came from Sango.
Kagome began to get worried until she heard the word, 'hentai' she automatically knew it was just Sango and Miroku. She figured he probably groped her again. From afar she heard this:
"MIROKU YOU HENTAI!!!!"
SLAP
"I'm so sorry Lady Sango, my hands tend to wander and-"
"Wander my ass!"
"Why Sango dear, no need to use such language I just-"
"EEEK!"
SLAP
"Whoops, sorry. That was an accident,"
"UGH!"
STOMP STOMP STOMP
Kagome turned from her angry state and began to laugh. Then Sango walked up to her.
"What? What's so funny?"
"Nothing," she tried her best not laugh, "I swear on the brownie scout pledge," she stuck up three fingers and put one hand on her heart.
"YOUR SUPPOSE TO HOLD UP FOUR FINGERS, DAMMIT!"
Kagome blinked.
"WHAT?!?!"
"Gee Sango, what's wrong with you? You usually don't cuss," Kagome paused for a moment then grinned, "O~oh, I get it. Your trying to change for your dearest Miroku," Kagome giggled then burst out laughing.
Sango turned several shades of red. And you could swear you saw smoke come out of her ears.
"Kagome?"
"Yeah?"
"Run."
Kagome began running as fast as she could with Sango hot on her tail. Every five steps Kagome took she blew a taunt at Sango saying, 'There's no need to deny your love,' or 'You know you want him,' And every time Kagome said something like that Sango would speed up faster.
Kagome then bumped into someone and fell. She quickly got up, "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't look where I was going and-" then she realized it was InuYasha, "Oh, it's just you,"
"What's that suppose to mean, wench?!?!"
Kagome rolled her eyes and sighed in annoyance "Nothing,"
InuYasha gave her an evil glare, "Bitch,"
Kagome glared back, "Bastard,"
"Wench,"
"Jerk,"
"Ugly Cow,"
"Stubborn Jackass,"
"Look who's talking!"
"You are!"
Kagome and InuYasha continued giving each other evil glares and Miroku and Sango had to drag them apart.
Once Sango dragged Kagome so that InuYasha and Miroku were out of site, Sango let go of the wriggling, struggling girl and watched as she stood up and dusted herself of.
"You didn't really have to drag me over here, ya know!"
Sango had an apologetic look on her face, "Sorry," her expression then changed when she remembered what happened, "I can't believe you actually talked to Prince InuYasha like that!"
Kagome shrugged, "So what? He totally deserved it,"
Sango looked at Kagome, wide-eyed, "But, Kagome, He's PRINCE InuYasha! He could fire you for that! Or even worse, kill you!"
"Well, I suppose he could," Kagome thought about this for a second, "Nah, he couldn't fire me. But he could kill me," Kagome thought again for a few seconds, then grinned and shook her head a bit, "Nope, he couldn't if he wanted,"
Sango raised her eyebrow in curiosity, "Why not?"
"Oh, nothing," Kagome's footsteps and joyful whistling could be heard along the castle corridors.
"Kagome, wait!" Sango chased after her, "Why couldn't he fire you or kill you? And why are you so cheerful? What happened to the evil glares? HEY! WAAAIIIT!!!"
And with that, Sango chased after the raven-haired girl until she disappeared into the slight darkness of the corridor.
^_~
Miroku spun in InuYasha's Italian leather chair.
"So........" Miroku began.
"So?"
"So.........Do you like her?"
"Like who?"
"You know!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes, you do! You just keep saying that 'cause you can't admit you like her!"
"I don't know what your talking about!"
"Yes you do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT, DAMMIT!"
"Okay, Okay, Fine. You win! You don't know what I'm talking about,"
"Thank you," InuYasha nodded his head and smiled in accomplishment.
"Well," Miroku began, "I have some important documents to look at, people to meet, you know,"
"No, I don't know," said InuYasha in a sarcastic tone.
Miroku gave a little sigh and walked towards the door, the twisted the door knob, "Well, good-bye InuYasha," Miroku took a step outside of InuYasha's room then said, "Oh and by the way, you do know what I was talking about,"
After Miroku closed the door and ran for his life, expecting InuYasha to chase him.
"Ha Ha! You can't catch me!" said Miroku to who he thought was InuYasha.
Miroku then slowed down.
"InuYasha?"
He looked both ways thinking InuYasha was about to pop out and jump him.
"That's odd," Miroku ran a hand over his chin, "InuYasha would usually chase me then kill me," Miroku shrugged, "Oh, well,"
^_~
InuYasha spun around his Italian leather chair.
'Your right, Miroku,' he thought to himself, 'I do know what your talking about,'
InuYasha looked outside his window and saw Kagome there, on her break, smelling the flowers in the garden.
'Well,' he thought, 'Time to annoy the beauti-I mean bitch. Yeah, annoy the bitch,'
And with that, InuYasha was out the door.
^_~
"Hey wench,"
Kagome turned around and saw InuYasha, she was about to shoot a rude remark at him, but then she remembered what Sango said.
~*~*~Kagome's Flashback~*~*~
Sango finally caught up with Kagome and grabbed her shoulder, "Hey, you sure skip fast,"
"Thanks-I think."
"Right,' Sango moved on, "Anyways, I was going to tell you about your behavior towards Prince InuYasha,"
"Sango, haven't I already told you? I don't care what he does to me, if he could do anything to me,"
"No,no,not the. I know that guy pisses you off. So I know a perfect technique that will get on his last nerves,"
Kagome smiled, "Cool!" Kagome then suspicialy eyed Sango, "How did you learn this technique?"
"Well, there's this girl I know and she was in the same situation as you and she used the technique and it got on this guys last nerves! Plus, Prince InuYasha couldn't fire and/or kill you for doing this,"
Kagome's smile grew a mile, "Oh! You just have to tell me!"
"Well-"
~*~*~End Flashback~*~*~
InuYasha was waving a hand in Kagome's face, "Hello? Earth to Kagome!"
Kagome then realized where she was.
InuYasha eyed Kagome, "Wench?"
Kagome ignored InuYasha.
"Hello! Wench! Bitch!"
Kagome just continued picking flowers.
InuYasha sighed, "Kagome?"
Kagome just kept walking.
"Hey wench, I understand, your just to damn stupid to talk," InuYasha grinned, he knew Kagome couldn't ignore that.
Kagome turned red then kept reminding herself how pissed of she was going to get InuYasha, so she just ignored it.
InuYasha couldn't believe it. He wanted to get even so bad.
"Ugly Cow. Your such a wench and a bitch. Not only that but your ugly. No, uglier then ugly. As a matter of fact, ugly would be a compliment when it comes to you,"
Kagome just grinned and ignored everything.
"You know, I bet when you were born your mom cried her poor little eyes out at seeing the ugliness of you!" InuYasha was getting desperate, he needed more insults, "And I bet your dad slapped you because of your ugliness,"
"Y-you jerk,"
InuYasha smiled in the accomplishment of making Kagome talk, but then he noticed something. Kagome's voice was wobbly and when he looked up he saw that her eyes were Filled with tears.
"Y-You big ignorant jerk!" Kagome half shrieked half sobbed.
Kagome then ran into the castle. Leaving InuYasha completely clueless and guilty.
"What the hell did I do?" InuYasha asked himself.
~*~*~*~
Kagome dived into her bed, fortunately for her, Sango wasn't there. Kagome sobbed and sobbed into her pillow and made it wet.
"I can't believe that bastard," she whispered to herself quietly, "How dare he insult my father! He would never hit me! He would kill anyone who dare hit me! He was kind, and giving, and loving and-and-"
Kagome continued sobbing.
"Why did daddy have to die?"