A/n: Hey peoples! Three day weekend for me! Yippee! Well, I've decided to
make a mini-chapter dedicated to all you Kikyo Haters out there. This
chapter isn't really necessary, it's just a little something I whipped up
in 5 minutes when I was bored. Well, enough of my chatter, go ahead and
read your little hearts out.
Disclaimer: Look in the chapter before this and you will see my disclaimer.
Mini Chapter: For all you KH (Kikyo Haters)
After Kagome was done cleaning the windows, she started polishing the floor.
"Dammit Sango," Kagome said to her self, "We did you have to get drunk at the wedding? Now I have to do all your work so you don't get fired."
Kagome continued muttering about the things she does for Sango and how Sango owes her and etc.
Kagome then heard a CRASH! Then she heard a SPLASH! She looked up to see the source of all the noise and saw that someone had kicked down the bucket of soap and water she was using.
"What the-"
Kagome saw a pair of black, tacky, and not to mention dirty, shoes walking all over her newly polished floor.
Then, Kagome stood up and saw a face similar to hers except the stranger's eyes were dark and serious. And her hair was neatly tied into a ponytail much different from Kagome's untangled hair that was pulled into a sloppy bun.
Kagome didn't know what to do so she bowed and smiled at the women, "May I help you?" Kagome asked politely.
The women just glared at Kagome, "Yes, you may help me by staying away from my Yashie! Got that, wench?"
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me! I said, stay away from my Yash! I've seen you. Always talking to him. Always all over him. Everyone can tell that you like him. Well, that's just to bad because I saw him first and he's mine!"
"What are you talking about?" Kagome replied stupidly.
"You know damn well what I'm talking about! InuYasha! IN U YASH A! Don't play dumb, bitch! Just give up! He would never go for an ugly girl like you! I mean just look at your hair-"
Suddenly, something inside Kagome snapped, "WHAT..................DID...................YOU.....................SAY?!?!
The women turned very small and squeaked in terror, "Um, nothing?'
"YOU..............YOU.............." Kagome then punched the women then kicked her then punched her and, well, let me make this fight scene clean and simple (a/n: or simple and clean, whatever).
Kagome started to beat the hell out of the women.
"And this is for my hair in which you insulted!" Kagome threw another punch.
After the fight, (which Kagome won) Kagome started back to her work.
"Damn," Kagome cursed, "This disgusting woman got her blood all over my nice, clean floor. Now I have to start all over again."
'I wonder who the woman was,' curiously thought Kagome, 'Let me see.........................'
Kagome flipped the woman over and saw a bloodstained sticker on her two- dollar hooker dress.
HELLO, MY NAME IS: KIKYO
'Hmm,' Kagome thought for a moment then pulled out a pen from out of nowhere.
HELLO, MY NAME IS: (KIKYO is scribbled off and above the name KIKYO it said) MONKEY BUTT
So, now Kikyo's name tag (a/n: they had name tags way back then?) says:
HELLO, MY NAME IS: MONKEY BUTT
"There we go," Kagome said to herself in accomplishment, "Well, it was nice meeting you Monkey- I mean, Kikyo. Whoever the hell you are."
Disclaimer: Look in the chapter before this and you will see my disclaimer.
Mini Chapter: For all you KH (Kikyo Haters)
After Kagome was done cleaning the windows, she started polishing the floor.
"Dammit Sango," Kagome said to her self, "We did you have to get drunk at the wedding? Now I have to do all your work so you don't get fired."
Kagome continued muttering about the things she does for Sango and how Sango owes her and etc.
Kagome then heard a CRASH! Then she heard a SPLASH! She looked up to see the source of all the noise and saw that someone had kicked down the bucket of soap and water she was using.
"What the-"
Kagome saw a pair of black, tacky, and not to mention dirty, shoes walking all over her newly polished floor.
Then, Kagome stood up and saw a face similar to hers except the stranger's eyes were dark and serious. And her hair was neatly tied into a ponytail much different from Kagome's untangled hair that was pulled into a sloppy bun.
Kagome didn't know what to do so she bowed and smiled at the women, "May I help you?" Kagome asked politely.
The women just glared at Kagome, "Yes, you may help me by staying away from my Yashie! Got that, wench?"
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me! I said, stay away from my Yash! I've seen you. Always talking to him. Always all over him. Everyone can tell that you like him. Well, that's just to bad because I saw him first and he's mine!"
"What are you talking about?" Kagome replied stupidly.
"You know damn well what I'm talking about! InuYasha! IN U YASH A! Don't play dumb, bitch! Just give up! He would never go for an ugly girl like you! I mean just look at your hair-"
Suddenly, something inside Kagome snapped, "WHAT..................DID...................YOU.....................SAY?!?!
The women turned very small and squeaked in terror, "Um, nothing?'
"YOU..............YOU.............." Kagome then punched the women then kicked her then punched her and, well, let me make this fight scene clean and simple (a/n: or simple and clean, whatever).
Kagome started to beat the hell out of the women.
"And this is for my hair in which you insulted!" Kagome threw another punch.
After the fight, (which Kagome won) Kagome started back to her work.
"Damn," Kagome cursed, "This disgusting woman got her blood all over my nice, clean floor. Now I have to start all over again."
'I wonder who the woman was,' curiously thought Kagome, 'Let me see.........................'
Kagome flipped the woman over and saw a bloodstained sticker on her two- dollar hooker dress.
HELLO, MY NAME IS: KIKYO
'Hmm,' Kagome thought for a moment then pulled out a pen from out of nowhere.
HELLO, MY NAME IS: (KIKYO is scribbled off and above the name KIKYO it said) MONKEY BUTT
So, now Kikyo's name tag (a/n: they had name tags way back then?) says:
HELLO, MY NAME IS: MONKEY BUTT
"There we go," Kagome said to herself in accomplishment, "Well, it was nice meeting you Monkey- I mean, Kikyo. Whoever the hell you are."