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Chapter 2:

That sweet Ron Weasley
has grown up so fine.
He won't get up

To feed the swine.

He lies in bed
til eight or nine,
surely this boy does
take his time.

Hark, hark,
The Animagus does bark,
The Weasley's are coming to town;
Some in robes,
And Muggle clothes,
And one in a velvet gown. (Malfoy in disguise)

I love Mrs. Norris,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't prank her
She'll won't call Filch in alarm.
So I'll not use my dung bombs
Or shoo her away,
But Mrs. Norris and I
Shall put troublemakers away

The Lion and the Snake
Were fighting for the Cup.
The Lion beat the Snake
'Coz of Malfoy's hiccup
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff
were always full of cheers.
While the Slytherins
Sulked and drank a lot of butterbeers.

Here we go round the Whomping Willow,
The Whomping Willow,
The Whomping Willow,
Here we go round the Whomping Willow,
During the full moon.